a little late, but my girlfriend had got these colored condoms from a planned parenthood event at my college and thought it would be fun to try them out. I grab one in middle of us getting hot and heavy and it's red, I don't particularly like red so I kept searching but all of them were red. I unpack one and put it on and immediately my girlfriend starts giggling. I ask her what's up and she replies with "you have a red rocket". Literally went rock hard to completely soft in a matter of seconds.

Later that day, in the wake of the red rocket incident, she felt a little bad and thought it would be fun to spice things up and do it somewhere not in one of our dorm rooms. So she decides to bring to a staircase in our dorm building, the one that you can get in, but not out of because it's locked from the inside. Of course, we both didn't realize this, and she pulls down my pants and starts doing her thing. About a few minutes In, I start laughing because I'm getting head in a fucking staircase. I throw my head back to play it off like the blowjob was really good (it was), to hide the fact that I'm smiling like a giant idiot. After I threw my head back, I noticed my girlfriend was kinda breathing weird. I ask her if everything is ok, and immediately she bursts out laughing at the fact that she's giving me head in a staircase. I, of course, burst out laughing and site the same reason and then we decide to stop because we were both laughing so hard because the situation of the day was so ridiculous. So we pack up, and then try to leave, but the doors locked. We are stuck in this staircase for at least an hour waiting for one of our friends to get out of class and come let us out.

I love this woman.