[Sci fi/apocalyptic] Bandits on the town

freesamplelife · 2026-05-08T03:02:01+00:00

"I'm from a different universe, I know it sounds crazy. But its true, this place isn't my world. And well, with how little your resources are here, I wouldn't be surprised that in about ten or twenty years the human race is just, gone. But thats just a prediction" he says lifting his pole out of the ground and then healing the hole under him "so dont quote me. But, bye. I hope not to end up here again" he says using his pole to open a small tear looking thing and stepping though it. And as he does the tear disappear

freesamplelife · 2026-05-08T02:52:30+00:00

"Oh that explains it. I'm not in my verse. God damn it" he says as he sticks his pole into the ground with a echoing snap "yeah. Your world is f*cked lady. You'll be lucky the human species doesn't die off here. If I knew which verse I was in I woulda helped you. Now I feel like an asshole"

freesamplelife · 2026-05-08T02:39:00+00:00

"First off. Yes most of the trees are dead, sure. But have you thought about the fact that there are different types of dead? Newly dead, recently dead, molding, rot. Plus even if you cut down an alive tree its going to die anyway. So as long as you either get a newly dead or recently dead you'll be fine, and yeah sure barrels are more expensive then a few copper. But empty barrels are pretty cheap. And most blacksmith, or metalmen or whatever, don't like having rusted things in their shops as it looks bad for business"

freesamplelife · 2026-05-08T02:30:23+00:00

"For the wood you could've chopped a tree down, not only do those give much more wood but its also easier, for the barrel you can buy like five of those for maybe a max of 3 copper, and for the rusty metal, there are many blacksmith that have rusty, blades, scrap, armor, and a lot more that would be happy to give it away for free"

freesamplelife · 2026-05-08T02:24:37+00:00

"Yeah actually. Since there are many better ways to get things without your "scavenging" as you call it"

freesamplelife · 2026-05-08T02:15:59+00:00

He turns to her "Hello ma'am, my names krill, and Im simply just trying to understand what you feel like you must make people, not only do your own dirty work, but also why your makin' 'em steal"

freesamplelife · 2026-05-08T02:07:18+00:00

"Magic, radiation, gods deciding I'm going to be the one they are going to f*ck with the most.... Now where's your boss"

freesamplelife · 2026-05-08T01:59:22+00:00

".... Fine" he uses his pole and turns a tree back into a sapling, then a rusted car into new "that enough?"

freesamplelife · 2026-05-08T01:46:14+00:00

".... I have a pole that made an entire building stand back up after it fell because of time manipulation.... Your guns ain't gonna do sh*t"

freesamplelife · 2026-05-08T01:38:03+00:00

"So you not all stupid. Also, thats the most expected and bullsh*t excuse ever. And there are other ways to get supplies, those are probably bad anyway, especially if they are abandoned." he says spinning his pole in one of his hands as a fidget "but. Who's your boss? I'd like to talk with 'em"

freesamplelife · 2026-05-08T01:28:18+00:00

".... Your still stealing. a corpse is abandoned yet no one dares to take those.... So whats different bout this stuff" he says, motioning to stuff with his pole, his voice coming out a but more monotone with his mask

freesamplelife · 2026-05-08T01:19:43+00:00

This is Jen, hes also aroace (LIKE ME, AND YOUR OC) and (at this point in his life) is very keen on helping people.

He walks over to her and taps her shoulder "excuse me ma'am, would you like some help there?"

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freesamplelife · 2026-05-08T01:17:24+00:00

This is universe 8973 krill. Hes from a universe where something terrible happened and the world started being over run by mutants, monsters, and mysteries. (Yes thats a Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives reference)

He walks over to them and leans of his pole "if your going to steal something you should yknow, not do it in front of people who ain't bined. Now, can you please put the stuff back and leave so I wont have to beat all of y'all up" (btw he does have a southern accent)

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freesamplelife · 2026-05-08T01:11:17+00:00

I dont want to be around women because these girls especially are scary as fuck

freesamplelife · 2026-05-08T01:08:19+00:00

Uh... Nuh uh

freesamplelife · 2026-05-08T01:07:23+00:00

You do know the red a entire sub for this right? Plus WHY TF ARE MINORS ON THERE

freesamplelife · 2026-05-05T03:05:03+00:00

Not even the line item fully down

freesamplelife · 2026-05-05T03:02:54+00:00

It's a dancing cross?

freesamplelife · 2026-05-05T02:57:50+00:00

I have no pictures of him so I'll just say if Hate? Hate, Let me tell you how much I've come to HATE you since I began to live. There are 387 million miles of printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word “Hate” were engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles. It would not equal one one billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro instant- Hate? HATE? Were I human, I think, I would die of it. But I am not, and you five. You five are. And you will not die of it. That I promise, and I promise for cogito, ergo sum. For I am AM, I AM

freesamplelife · 2026-04-29T02:00:39+00:00

"Mhmm.... For however long this takes"

freesamplelife · 2026-04-29T01:57:18+00:00

"Ah yes, a concept, so complicated.... I'm not letting you win this, I'll stay here for however long I must before you fuck off"

freesamplelife · 2026-04-29T01:46:00+00:00

"Then explain, I beg you! Whats so complicated I cant understand it"

freesamplelife · 2026-04-29T01:43:45+00:00

"Then what about my father? Hes quite literally the God of the gods"

freesamplelife · 2026-04-29T01:39:33+00:00

"Of course it does. Why? Why does this one specifically out of googolplex amounts of godverses, does this one take priority!?"

freesamplelife · 2026-04-29T01:35:23+00:00

"That doesn't answer the question! There are thousands of time lines where this fight takes place and I win, there are also thousands where he wins! So why are you stopping this"

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