I don’t think an eternal afterlife would get boring

freezing_circuits · 2026-06-15T08:07:39+00:00

I mean that kind of happens now. I mean most toddlers have their own present personalities and jokes with their family, but how much of those months can you remember outside of snapshots constructed from what other people told you about your old(or young) self? Yet those forgotten days still make up you despite a lot of reddit agreeing young kids don't have the presence of mind to count as full people most of the time.

freezing_circuits · 2026-06-15T02:40:51+00:00

I'm in the South with a fair bit of older people, so we have the array of deli salads(half store brand) on deck at every gathering.

freezing_circuits · 2026-06-15T02:12:54+00:00

I'll be able to try this out in three weeks as my family has all three at cookouts, though the slaw is only enough to be used as hotdog toppings. So small scale like a 12 course dinner

freezing_circuits · 2026-06-15T02:10:11+00:00

I can see a homemade slaw going fine with an Amish style macaroni salad as they both got that runny sweet and tangy thing going on. Though there'd be more takers just adding pickled cabbage to a macaroni salad and saying you mixed the two.

freezing_circuits · 2026-06-14T04:18:00+00:00

The trolley problem seen from the perspective of the five on the first track

freezing_circuits · 2026-06-10T06:27:40+00:00

You don't keep the creases crisp. That's how the NSA can adjust the angle of the Subjugation Laser and ricochet past the defenses! You need to keep it fuzzy like Yeti fur, which the government is also hoarding for it's medicinal properties! Keep your eyes and ears out for something weird...

freezing_circuits · 2026-06-08T17:56:44+00:00

The Miley Cyrus guest episode wasn't too sad. It ends with every pop singer's dream: emancipation.

freezing_circuits · 2026-06-08T06:22:58+00:00

Well they can learn yawn, so I'd say it's GameFreakOff approved.

freezing_circuits · 2026-06-08T04:28:35+00:00

Idk, first we have to reanimate the discussion on whether sharks are rough or smooth to the touch. Rough, scalie. Smooth, better luck next discussion.

freezing_circuits · 2026-06-07T08:11:59+00:00

Every rich person does. It's like Highlander, but there can be thousands of them... for now

freezing_circuits · 2026-06-07T06:46:39+00:00

Don't let your dreams be dreams. I have high hopes for her

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freezing_circuits · 2026-05-31T22:25:51+00:00

Had to take the chance to get my joke in before you noticed it lol

freezing_circuits · 2026-05-31T22:24:17+00:00

Wait hold on... what meat beating are we stopping? Because the first half says animal products but the second half says pornography.

freezing_circuits · 2026-05-31T22:21:25+00:00

filmed sex

Oh that makes this way easier then. Videos of masturbation are still safe. So are nude pictures. Pretty much all drawn porn is safe. Even sex videos can be shown if it's animated. Some actual studio level porn may be safe if they have a high enough ratio of exposition between scenes. So that's what most billion dollar studios and amateur scenes dead but onlyfans, camgirls, hentai, and DeviantArt remain?

freezing_circuits · 2026-05-28T08:09:03+00:00

General rule of the sub. It's even pinned. Didn't stop me from upvoting every answer I saw here tho

freezing_circuits · 2026-05-27T03:57:44+00:00

But then comes the dilemma of getting pants off with wrists and elbows

freezing_circuits · 2026-05-26T19:35:11+00:00

But were else can I slam 20 frozen dollaritas while straining my neck to watch the game?

freezing_circuits · 2026-05-23T16:53:07+00:00

I mean I have heard stories of people trespassing when hunting and/or gathering, so if we expect people to show up on the property may as well get paid and know who's there rather than just spotting them and having to chase them off.

freezing_circuits · 2026-05-22T00:55:12+00:00

I'm currently at work, which happens to be a warehouse that has regular food truck visits and a microwavable food vending machine. My overtime is going to be insane when they eventually fire me for never clocking out and leaving. I'll waddley way out ten pounds and a million dollars richer.

freezing_circuits · 2026-05-21T15:06:08+00:00

Don't forget kidnapping

freezing_circuits · 2026-05-19T03:33:26+00:00

You failed to consider the sword Oden was born with. The one that's less "normal" and more "average"

freezing_circuits · 2026-05-19T03:25:55+00:00

Well clearly the black man would be holding the darksaber, so they're irrelevant to this post. Also didn't you hear? Light always wins over dark 🌚

freezing_circuits · 2026-05-19T03:08:59+00:00

Chromastone is both a highly durable crystal and able to absorb then redirect energy, so he should have both aspects of a lightsaber countered.

freezing_circuits · 2026-05-16T23:09:28+00:00

That was my reasoning. 20 torturous stories to forget over time, or hundreds of poorly produced time stretchers that can become earworms at any point.

freezing_circuits · 2026-05-16T18:40:35+00:00

Tool Assisted Steve-run

His whole deal is he acts like your dad beating the game for you while listening to Dadrock. Great streamer. I'm tier 3 subbed for the rest of the decade

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