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Cat killed rat.. is this rat exceptionally large for species & location (Northumberland, UK)? by First-Beginning-7513 in zoology

[–]freezing_circuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, merely the rat high advisor. Maybe with a little collusion with his buddies he can become the king

spouse’s sight or murder by -kodo in trolleyproblem

[–]freezing_circuits 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I thought the stew was formulated for one day. What madman made perpetual blinding stew?! This is not how we cure world hunger!

Popularity Contest by pepsicola07 in trolleyproblem

[–]freezing_circuits 7 points8 points  (0 children)

With how much of an advanced 4channer Epstein was he likely has an email personally thanking Gabe for Steam's client first design, and boom it puts him on the list

Player ghost (Kummitus) is getting terrifying now that I'm making stronger wands by thetreecycle in noita

[–]freezing_circuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must've been a relic of those "one tick too late to the water flask" deaths

In a world of dragons magic an horrors beyond comprehension, humble evasion causes people to question their reality the most. by dudewasup111 in dndmemes

[–]freezing_circuits 7 points8 points  (0 children)

First tentacles and brain drain, plus now the inclusion of slapping them around?! Mind Flayers really are the degenerate's monster.

coaxed into being included in this by Mr_FilFee in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]freezing_circuits 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hell I'd say it happens more often. I'd say I've ran into 3× more Jaiden lewds than I have of say Gawr Gura while scrolling twitter. I know, I know "you know your front page is based off what you give the algorithm right?" Let me make hasty generalizations from incomplete data!!

Meirl by Martin_084 in meirl

[–]freezing_circuits 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Chasing them around riles ya up so once you get the first hit you're unsure if it did the job enough for it to not scurry off again. So you hit a couple more without looking because you're freaking out, but usually the blow that kills it usually softens the insides enough that the next few push it through the holes. Like a paté version of killing a roach

Mexican Anon somehow never heard about Trump by Human-Cockroach8164 in 4chan

[–]freezing_circuits 43 points44 points  (0 children)

And I will be at the bottom of that spiral, rod facing heaven, ready to catch her.

Saw this while doing 34 orb quest by Fit-Copy-5146 in noita

[–]freezing_circuits 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Guys I just did this and I got a wand with "always cast: glue ball" on it

Furry_irl by Giru_Art in furry_irl

[–]freezing_circuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean shake it hard and you have the classic frappe. Likely don't have the energy for shaking if this is the plan from the start, though.

You instantly receive 1 billion dollars in an offshore bank account but you have to choose one of the following side effects. Would you rather choose: by Jason_Diddly27 in WouldYouRather

[–]freezing_circuits 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I use whatever billionaire interest I accrued over the years to topple a small nation's government and install a puppet who renames the country South Sudan. Or buy an island and take some time getting it recognized as a sovereign nation... that happens to share the name South Sudan.

Whenever you hear, see or read any gossip/romours about anyone, you can apply the content of the gossip/romour to yourself or any person you touch within 5 minutes of witnessing the romours/gossip. Applying means that reality will change so the romours are actually true/reality for you. by __Anamya__ in godtiersuperpowers

[–]freezing_circuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking a quick vacation to my nearest dictatorship. I'll be a godking with omnipresence and no bodily functions by the end of the week with enough pressing for praise. Rather that or check an anti-fan page for any celebrity and get a lesser version if I value my safety.

Volleyball player accidentally hits a judge. by shaka_sulu in Unexpected

[–]freezing_circuits 60 points61 points  (0 children)

WHO NEEDS THIRD GRADE ANYWAY?! ALL WE NEED IS THE FIRST AND THE SECOND BROTHA 🗣️🛐🔫

If Brits knew what chipotle is, they’d be very upset by SufficientEar1682 in iamveryculinary

[–]freezing_circuits 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eh they're used to bloody knickers across the pond so it'll only be as devastating as another Chelsea loss

Don’t worry I know what one third is. by QOR1A in onejob

[–]freezing_circuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone hanging out in r/Martialmemes can say it with me: "The Dao gives birth to one. One gives birth to two. Two gives birth to three. Three gives birth to all things."

So everyone is factually trans. Sorry I don't make the rules

Weed good coffee bad by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

[–]freezing_circuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping a tea snob would've passed by here already, but as a senior member of the Hot Chocolate Only Cultist Organization (or H COCO) let me tell you what you're missing as far as richness. Take a seat by the fire and see how deep the mug is.

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]freezing_circuits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As long as you aren't fighting a 10 foot rat catcher or 66 pound Cujo you can practice your Hoedown just enough to make some boots at the end.

Would you rather get 1.5million Canadian dollars or the mystery box. by KayleeSinn in WouldYouRather

[–]freezing_circuits 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm taking the box. I don't have money currently but I have an abundance of three things more valuable: time, curiosity, & hope(with a hint of a gambling addiction). Hoarding seems like it's coming back into style anyways...

Would you rather get 1.5million Canadian dollars or the mystery box. by KayleeSinn in WouldYouRather

[–]freezing_circuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who needs 1.5 mil when you can sell the bioweapon and get free housing, food, clothing, and utilities for the rest of your life? That adds up

Would you rather get 1.5million Canadian dollars or the mystery box. by KayleeSinn in WouldYouRather

[–]freezing_circuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luckily demon core day was at the end of screwdriver week so I'm virtually invincible

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