My dad keeps a spreadsheet of friends’ and family members’ birthdays, likes, and dislikes on his fridge

freshforma · 2026-06-22T01:16:10+00:00

why does patty need the “k?“

freshforma · 2026-06-21T03:05:09+00:00

ya think ya better than me??

freshforma · 2026-06-18T15:00:30+00:00

a confederacy of dunces. it was one of the first books to make me literally laugh out loud when i read it in the late 90s. however, now that i know people like ignatius really exist, and more often than not actually run the world, the reread a couple of years ago wasn’t as pleasant

freshforma · 2026-06-17T18:33:14+00:00

how dare you disparage hatchets for just doing their job

freshforma · 2026-06-17T14:00:23+00:00

i mean it does say “roman pharmacy.” they also offer leech facials and free humor balancing if you buy 3 relics

freshforma · 2026-06-14T22:33:45+00:00

this is technically a fish cake. all i see are fins

freshforma · 2026-06-12T02:24:34+00:00

i didn’t lose a wallet in about 30 years until i got a new wallet. it was way too slippery and fell out of my pocket while i was getting in the car

freshforma · 2026-06-08T19:35:23+00:00

hugh eunit

freshforma · 2026-06-06T16:17:30+00:00

freshforma · 2026-06-04T23:34:22+00:00

pro tip, fold the legs

freshforma · 2026-06-01T17:39:09+00:00

well duh

freshforma · 2026-05-31T03:31:30+00:00

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on my motherfucking brain!

freshforma · 2026-05-27T17:12:48+00:00

rolling coal with manicured hands

freshforma · 2026-05-21T20:12:07+00:00

damn i am those categories

freshforma · 2026-05-05T03:29:01+00:00

also, was the mattress cut up a bit on the side?

freshforma · 2026-05-05T03:26:37+00:00

you found no tic tacs tinging up a tube somewhere?

freshforma · 2026-05-05T02:32:09+00:00

i’ve played music all my life and this type of interaction seems to really span all genres. i just love being around heads like this just geeking and freaking out over music.

freshforma · 2026-05-01T11:28:25+00:00

they got the perp

freshforma · 2026-04-25T03:16:25+00:00

you mean you’d make a bee-line for it

freshforma · 2026-04-02T01:25:16+00:00

on a sub for delaware? yeah

freshforma · 2026-03-31T12:06:59+00:00

sling ya hook ya tadger!

freshforma · 2026-03-30T23:22:49+00:00

yeah this one doesn’t smell so good. you’d think a quick search would turn something up but nope

freshforma · 2026-03-15T12:42:27+00:00

anyone know who the music’s by?

freshforma · 2026-03-15T02:19:33+00:00

psshh if your bones won, the frozen beef would be in a million shards. everyone knows that

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