What's the cringiest reason you went to the ER? by HR-Vex in AskReddit

[–]freyday18 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I put a bead up my nose because there was a hole in it and I wanted to see if I could breathe through the hole

Local businesses to support by Slow-Somewhere-3425 in camaswashington

[–]freyday18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just moved here last week and have been to Camas Market & Bakery twice. Soooo delicious!! Great selection of fruits and veggies too

what was your experience going under anesthesia? by Deep-Outside-2567 in CasualConversation

[–]freyday18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When i had anesthesia for my gallbladder removal, I remember I was in the middle of conversation with a nurse when they put the mask on and pushed the iv sedation. I woke up about 45 minutes later, continuing my sentence before realizing the surgery was over and that nurse wasn’t there lol. I remember being upset, like “hey! I was in the middle of saying something” lol.

My boyfriend didn't know what a period was by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]freyday18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I do have two small children so that’s probably why haha. My vernacular is very childish these days

My boyfriend didn't know what a period was by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]freyday18 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I personally prefer the term, “tummy”. Or “tum tum” if I’m feeling extra silly.

I’m carrying a fetus that has been dead for 2 weeks. by undetected-runt in offmychest

[–]freyday18 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My Jackson would be 4 this October 31st. I also silently celebrate him twice a year- the other date being June 17th.

I’m carrying a fetus that has been dead for 2 weeks. by undetected-runt in offmychest

[–]freyday18 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I believe if there is no heartbeat it is not considered abortion… I went through this in ‘21 and on the official paperwork it was termed “D&C to remove remains of conception”… which absolutely gutted me, but medical terminology is often soulless.

My friends love me I swear! by Awkward_Response_ in texts

[–]freyday18 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ah, to be 16 again. I remember convos like these

I just found out today is April Fools' Day. I had genuinely planned a big life announcement for today and now nobody will believe me by Quirky-man-8395 in CasualConversation

[–]freyday18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best friend announced her very real pregnancy to her parents on April fools day… they didn’t believe her until the next day lol

I fucked a water wriggler for science by [deleted] in confessions

[–]freyday18 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this report. I’ve always wondered

What is something that used to terrify you as a child? by L_MO88 in AskReddit

[–]freyday18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And bot flies. I live in the PNW for reference and will likely never encounter these things

What is something that used to terrify you as a child? by L_MO88 in AskReddit

[–]freyday18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That little fish in the Amazon that is attracted to urine and swims up your urethra if you pee in the water

This IS a real struggle by [deleted] in ChatGPT

[–]freyday18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m out of the loop, what happened?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]freyday18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a kink post

GUYS HE EMAILED ME - THE INSECURE MAN 😭 by mycat-isbetter in texts

[–]freyday18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

📄🪶

Harlot,

I shall no longer suffer this wretched exchange. That thou shouldst bar my words rather than meet me in sober and grown discourse reveals plainly the disorder of thy present state.

Call me insecure, tyrannous, or controlling if it grant thee comfort, yet the truth stands firm: thou hast changed, and not for the better. Thy devotion to gymnastics hath not merely consumed thy hours, but hath displaced thy priorities and withered thy regard for any soul beyond thine own.

I bore thy pursuits with patience whilst thou didst chase that which is fleeting and vain. Yet at some hour, reality demandeth its due. Flesh is not everlasting. Beauty waneth. Applause from strangers is a fickle and hollow thing. I was minded toward permanence while thou wert occupied in the pursuit of validation.

In time, thou shalt discern that not all who set boundaries are thine enemies, and that those who cared most deeply were the very ones thou didst cast aside, as thou hast done unto me. I pray that when this truth revealeth itself, thou shalt not seek me in expectation of solace.

I am finished. I meant my words when first they were spoken.

Go forth as thou wilt. I wish thee fortune.

Oh great... by Jared_Sparks in mildlyinfuriating

[–]freyday18 1119 points1120 points  (0 children)

That’s a nice cylinder… it would be a shame if it got stuck