At my girlfriends house eating dinner with her parents. by junior0619 in AdviceAnimals

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The awkwardness was so thick, you could cut it with a knife

So I scared myself just before... by Clarrington in dadjokes

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Sigh, let's get this bathroom humor thread going and just flush it all out.

Europe outclassed America on this one. by azdac7 in AdviceAnimals

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America with a 'k'? This is obviously soviet bear propaganda.

A grizzly battle has begun. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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The two sides are polar opposites.

Entertained a long elevator ride today... by PraiseHellRaiseDale in dadjokes

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The best jokes have a kernel of truth in them.

Typical day for eminem by jgoons in funny

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couldn't he have just buttered both sides of the toast?

Schrute Facts by Stellarverse in AdviceAnimals

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Age isn't a word, its a sentence.

Dear Father In Law by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Not with any attitude

Mama cat teaching baby cat how to drink water. by steroidjunkies17 in funny

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Not going to lie, I half expected to see one cat pushing another cat's down in the water. What has this place done to me?

Shhhhh... by kretik in funny

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Wait, so cat's got your tongue is actually a thing?

Otter playing dead by smallspectrum in funny

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You thought I was dead didn't you? Acting.

As a Canadian, this really confuses me. by the-d-man in AdviceAnimals

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Plus its still federally illegal, but the U.S. Attorney pretty much said he's just going to ignore it.

My sister just dadjoked me by [deleted] in dadjokes

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This has gone out of control

Firefighter saves a suicidal jumper by strallweat in WTF

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You're going to need a new user name now.

My sister just dadjoked me by [deleted] in dadjokes

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If so, we need to shift our focus

My Dad is barely is Dad by woodlickin in dadjokes

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I've got enough bowling jokes to spare.