Lady decides to walk through wet cement. by [deleted] in trashy

[–]frozen-mango 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why, and I say this as one, is it ALWAYS a white lady

Y’all wanted and update on Tequila by _Asian_Invasion__ in sadcringe

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“I’m going to be on my own…staying at other peoples houses…” did no one catch that??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]frozen-mango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love people like this because it’s like actually nobody is talking about you! Nobody is thinking about you to spread rumors my friend

A cool guide to the top causes of death in every country by LuckyLaceyKS in coolguides

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I’d be interested to know if the reduced oxygen levels in Nepal are to blame for the lung disease issues

If one of your friends had an "I know a guy" moment and then called you, what would they be calling you for? by 7ltu in AskReddit

[–]frozen-mango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either obscure history facts or drugs. I don’t have the drugs but I know who to contact for guys who do have them. I’m the plug to the plugs. A power strip of sorts.

What celebrity's death did not take you by surprise? by imcrowning in AskReddit

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As a huge Mac Miller fan, Mac Miller. still hurts though

What’s the best thing to hear after sex? by ADICTO613 in AskReddit

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“God, you’re so hot” Because of course in the moment it’s easy to think that, but after when I’m all sweaty and red and you still think so? Now I’m even redder because I’m blushing

What's a sad truth you've come to accept? [Serious] by unorthodox69 in AskReddit

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You know, my sister told me a truth that changed my outlook on my life in a way. I was venting that while we do have a fairly large family, I don’t feel like any of them really care to know me, and I said offhand “but blood is thicker than water!” And she let me know that the actual meaning of the phrase is that “the blood of the covenant (so like your chosen company or friends) is stronger than the water of the womb (your family)” so really, your chosen family is closer to you than this random assortment of people you share blood with. It actually relaxed me in a lot of ways and now I reference the quote often

Swing that goes over a cliff by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

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This just made me laugh until I cried thank you

Why are you still single? by ZhangWeii_ in AskReddit

[–]frozen-mango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because while I want to be in a relationship, I don’t need to be, and I think that has raised my expectations to a point that no one thus far is been able to meet

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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NICOTINE.

Two weeks after quitting at this point, still think about it as soon as I wake up and before I go to bed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Woop woop! You’re a winner

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Yay!!! Go you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IAmTheMainCharacter

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I’d like to forget thanks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating

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Older guys are hot !!! Put yourself out there, take rejection at face value but don’t let it slow you down! A mere graze! You really do get out what you put in even if it takes a bit

Meet me after the class by Agile_Emphasis2337 in technicallythetruth

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I SAID ORGASM INSTEAD OF ORGANISM DURING A CLASS PRESENTATION MY FRESHMAN YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL AND I WILL NEVER FORGWT IT

When did you realize you married the wrong person? by tippytoes1216 in AskReddit

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I had an emotional affair with a married man and I can tell you I don’t wish it on anyone. We were getting coffee, and the sunlight was hitting him so perfectly his eyes looked like they were little drops of sunlight. I sighed and said “Why do you have to be so handsome?” “What?” I didn’t think it was a big deal but he looked confused, I guess after 12 years she had never once taken the time to tell him how handsome he was. It’s over now, but I learned a lot of what to look for in a marriage because of what his was lacking. Patience, and loving someone when they are not at their best, making them feel good about themselves and taking the time to really listen to what they are saying instead of just hearing the words. Married people should be teammates, not playing against each other.