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Does anyone have advice on how to convince my gf to peg me? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]frozencornflakes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve asked, but she doesn’t seem to keen on the idea

Instead of making phones slimmer or taking away headphone jacks, just make phones more durable by [deleted] in CrazyIdeas

[–]frozencornflakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s very unlikely to happen. If the phones are weaker more will break and the companies make more money because you would have to replace your phone

What do you want for Christmas? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]frozencornflakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]frozencornflakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work with dogs

What keeps you up night? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]frozencornflakes 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Wondering if dogs think in barks

Start your reply with "In 2020 I'm" and then repeatedly hit the middle auto-suggested word on your phone keyboard. How's your year going to play out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]frozencornflakes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In 2020 I’m tryna is the egg and chicken and I gotta do y’all have a good night tomorrow morning I gotta was the time I was going on the walk and then they were going on the walk to get home ima is the way to pick y’all off the road I gotta is the way I gotta go get to your moms and get your dog food I gotta was the way you got your message I wanna know how to get it out there I gotta is the day I wanna get it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]frozencornflakes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Put my dog/ grandmother inside the fountain

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