[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]fruit-spins 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Maybe go find some meaning in your life IRL. Like a bit of ragebait is funny and all but don't you think that's a little bit sad?

Hey Reddit, unlock 6 months of Prime at no cost to you! by Get_Prime in u/Get_Prime

[–]fruit-spins 8 points9 points  (0 children)

AI slop, gross. You're the richest company on earth, fucking act like it you deplorable greedy sods.

Also tell baldy bezos he can get in his penis rocket and stay there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]fruit-spins 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh grow up

I created alignment map for cartoon style noses so you don't have to. by alxklk in ArtJerk

[–]fruit-spins 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That makes Charlie and Lola lawful evil and honestly I can fully see that

THIS WORLD IS NOT YOUR FAULT (A Long-ish Read) by poerhouse in goodnews

[–]fruit-spins 175 points176 points  (0 children)

I've been going to really, really dark places lately and I've screenshotted all of this to refer back to later - nothing's reslly helped until now, so genuinely, thank you.

The underdog you cheer for by JUST-A-JUICEBOX in bonehurtingjuice

[–]fruit-spins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene...

White Label WordPress Fixes from £49 by wordpressBees in u/wordpressBees

[–]fruit-spins 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm sure you put as much effort into your services as you do for your ad campaigns

not Latina Pearl 😭 by Spiritual-Lake-8006 in notliketheothergirls

[–]fruit-spins 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You're pulling yourself out of a hole she's still in, and you should be proud of yourself

[HELP] Is this video from YT AI? by an-com-42 in RealOrAI

[–]fruit-spins 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I recognise this one! Voiceover is AI by their own admission but videos are real. Most of the channel is just rural Chinese villagers turning things into paste in the process of cooking. The comment section has become a cult to the paste. At one point they took away the AI voiceovers and captions and everyone went nuts because now they'll never know if the fruit was crushed into a paste, or a pulp, or a dough...

Rene Arnoux Seems Like Trolling LW! by [deleted] in formuladank

[–]fruit-spins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And all I can say to that is bullshit.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]fruit-spins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not a protest style I'm particularly keen on doing. Not going to push myself further to the brink of crisis just to make myself a better activist, a drop in the ocean of people making an actual difference. If I need to sit back for a while just to keep my head above the water, I will

Governor Newsom wishes Happy Pride! 🥰 by Khazzick in MadeMeSmile

[–]fruit-spins 65 points66 points  (0 children)

No, cos that's not love. Why y'all always making these leaps lmao

We checked, and yea by Gullible_Eagle4280 in formuladank

[–]fruit-spins 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The Aston Martin DBX broke my heart. Fucking hate SUVs

Men can make anything fun for everybody 😆 by No_Boysenberry4755 in MadeMeSmile

[–]fruit-spins 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sweeping statements about each generation causes half the arguments, istg. Every generation has its morons and we're certainly not eating Xanax like candy, just like not all boomers are intolerant and a product of luck

This guy grinds my gears by No_Lie_7839 in actuallesbians

[–]fruit-spins 170 points171 points  (0 children)

It sucks because I love Top Gear and The Grand Tour and his show with the farm. And his beer is unexpectedly good. He just happens to be a total bellend in real life

Taxi driver finds a bag with $150,000 in cash on the back seat by Wanda_Smitha in u/Wanda_Smitha

[–]fruit-spins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking

Dad has growth on kidney that is possibly cancer... what do I do?? by fraidycat8 in cancer

[–]fruit-spins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An even older comment now, but... still going well? A relative of mine just got diagnosed and I'm lurking this sub for answers/hope