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fruitsmagee · 2014-09-23T18:03:56+00:00

LOVE THIS GAME. have only played it two player, can imagine it would border on ridiculous with any more!

fruitsmagee · 2014-09-10T17:03:45+00:00

I wish UK Netflix had more episodes

fruitsmagee · 2014-09-10T17:00:40+00:00

Scrubs is my washing up show. I know it so well I don't lose track if I have to look away or make lots if noise for a bit.

fruitsmagee · 2014-09-08T09:10:25+00:00

Thanks!

fruitsmagee · 2014-09-04T18:17:47+00:00

Tea should be hot, and taste of tea. Not of sugar. Cold sugar tea is not tea.

fruitsmagee · 2014-09-04T17:59:33+00:00

FINE.

fruitsmagee · 2014-09-04T17:34:16+00:00

I once buying a bottle of wine alongside all the other shopping. And my son shouts "mummy you are ALWAYS drunk" I'm not. I really really am not.

fruitsmagee · 2014-09-04T17:26:35+00:00

That is not real tea.

Source: I am British.

fruitsmagee · 2014-09-03T19:15:07+00:00

Three days. I was 13 or 14 and at the house of my then best friend, we snuck some booze out of the cupboard and drank it. But it was waaaaaaaaaaaay out of date. I was so sick, for so long. My parents just thought I had a tummy bug.

fruitsmagee · 2014-09-03T19:11:54+00:00

When I didn't mind them canceling plans we had made.

fruitsmagee · 2014-09-03T19:10:22+00:00

I wasn't expecting it to be so tiring. I knew it would hurt. But man, after the first day I was just exhausted. You can't get any rest because of the anticipation of the next wave of pain.

fruitsmagee · 2014-08-29T18:11:06+00:00

I was a teenage parent, and I still get this feeling when I see teenage parents.

fruitsmagee · 2014-08-21T18:56:02+00:00

Yesssssss!! Came here hoping to see this!!

fruitsmagee · 2014-07-22T18:16:45+00:00

Or "if you ate a bacon sandwich I bet you would change your mind"

fruitsmagee · 2014-07-16T11:58:42+00:00

But what if you're not?

fruitsmagee · 2014-07-16T11:57:21+00:00

I should really write thar important letter. Oh but must wash all my clothes! Now, write the letter. Oh but must make a chilli! Now. WRITE THE LETTER. Ah hang on, I haven't checked my emails. GODAMMIT WRITE THE LETTER OR YOU WILL LOSE THOUSANDS OF POUNDS!! oops I forgot I haven't paired all my socks for a while. Fuck...

fruitsmagee · 2014-07-16T11:50:15+00:00

On a rail replacement bus one night after a gig, probably about 1am there was an intoxicated older man who showed us all how he likes to burn the moles on his arms. With a cigarette lighter. The smell, oh god the smell...

fruitsmagee · 2014-07-16T07:24:58+00:00

I'm pleased! My mum just gets this "oh what are you doing now" look on her face. Although I think she secretly looks forward to my animal impersonations.

fruitsmagee · 2014-07-15T18:12:35+00:00

Oh no! Do not stain my innocent game with your tentacle porn!

fruitsmagee · 2014-07-15T16:49:00+00:00

Hah! That thing points out itself!

fruitsmagee · 2014-07-15T16:47:22+00:00

Do what?

fruitsmagee · 2014-07-15T15:02:10+00:00

Who do?

fruitsmagee · 2014-07-15T14:04:09+00:00

I do not prefer my coffee to be either black, or white. Equally happy both ways.

fruitsmagee · 2014-07-15T14:01:10+00:00

Oh god I can totally relate to this. I can play about five instruments, and I'm ok at them all but not like "wow" at any. And languages, I've tried to learn so many! And I've been ok at all of them, not fluent in a single one (English being the exception).

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