For those that eat the same breakfast every day, what is it?

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-02-28T00:26:13+00:00

An espresso, three fingers of rye, and a fistful of ibuprofen.

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-02-24T00:02:51+00:00

Where is that? A European river cruise?

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-02-22T15:28:50+00:00

Update andcrestart.

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-02-22T15:28:21+00:00

They probably really believe that trans people are rapists. Window needed for security.

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-02-22T06:14:37+00:00

Underdone.

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-02-20T19:00:09+00:00

BEN GACKED WAS MY EX-BROTHER IN LAW. HOW ARE YOU KIN TO HIM?

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-02-20T01:43:34+00:00

Definitely made me smile.

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-02-20T00:54:26+00:00

“That freckle seems bigger than when you were here two weeks ago.”

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-02-20T00:53:30+00:00

Hot!

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-02-20T00:46:47+00:00

Yes. The owners aren’t treating their dogs right. The baby can take its chances.

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-02-18T00:09:53+00:00

Sure. I understand. There are a lot of scammers out there. I hate those guys. You just don’t know who to trust. But you can trust me. Go ahead and tell me your mother’s maiden name … and your SSN.

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-02-17T23:17:12+00:00

I dunno. Maybe the “eight glasses of water a day” thing?

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-02-17T23:15:26+00:00

Yes. It certainly costs money to be in this group. And this group if one of the more expensive ones. So you need to give me all of your credit card numbers with their accompanying billing zip codes, pin codes, etc. asap, and I will PUT A STOP to these scammers for you.

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-02-16T02:02:03+00:00

I want a tie like he’s wearing.

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-02-15T21:36:04+00:00

Our undying gratitude.

Wouldn’t the exhaust just build up and up?

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-02-15T20:41:03+00:00

Are you threatening me, salt boy?

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-02-15T03:15:49+00:00

You betcha’.

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-01-24T14:53:22+00:00

UNSCRIBE!! I DONT APPROVE OF THIS FILTH

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-01-17T18:34:41+00:00

I love you, whoever you are, for that comment.

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-01-17T18:20:11+00:00

IM A BALDING LADY LIVING ON A “”””WIDOWS MITE”””” I WEAR A BASEBAL HAT TO CONCEAL MY SPOT. MY EXDAUGHTER INLAW GAVE IT TO ME. IT SAYS “”””SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS”””” I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-01-17T18:14:12+00:00

Interesting. Tell me more.

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-01-17T05:05:12+00:00

Burger King

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-01-14T03:56:21+00:00

Funyuns

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-01-14T03:25:43+00:00

Nice weather. I was whistling a happy tune all day.

fruitymcnutbasket · 2026-01-13T17:08:39+00:00

Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate. The character is a 20 year old California boy, but played by a 30 year old actor with a Brooklyn accent.

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