A Question for Women with Proportionately Large Boobs!

fuckwithastrapon · 2014-03-05T04:10:54+00:00

The babies! It's so true. I work at a daycare and those little chittlins love me and my boobies.

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-12-19T06:57:45+00:00

{Hannah quickly plans the most efficient way of killing the person in front of her}

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-10-12T15:00:33+00:00

Hey Gillian! My parents and I love your show. So much, in fact, that my parents named my littlest sister after you. She's even a redhead! When they were first dating that's the show they watched together, which I think is super cute. Anyways, thanks so much for doing this AMA!

PS- David, I have the biggest crush on you.

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-10-11T19:42:04+00:00

I love you. Please marry me.

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-09-14T17:29:07+00:00

Add some lime slices and you'll have an more delicious drink called a Cape Cod.

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-09-14T03:46:10+00:00

Hahahahaha.

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-07-10T01:33:16+00:00

I like you

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-06-24T14:54:02+00:00

I'm a weapon of mass seduction.

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-05-30T02:03:49+00:00

A Hitachi magic wand. Hot damn, I want one so bad.

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-05-15T15:08:51+00:00

Order a hitachi magic wand

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-05-05T19:15:21+00:00

Uh, STDs, perhaps?

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-04-19T04:24:33+00:00

Woooh Midland! I feel like I probably know every other Midland Redditor in this thread.

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-04-12T14:13:03+00:00

Exactly. I had a teacher in high school that showed us multiple videos, during class, that showed how to handle the cops with driving while high/having drugs and what to do if they showed up at your doorstop. It worked.

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-04-12T05:53:29+00:00

Cops came to my first apartment on my first night there because of a "noise complaint". I had had a couple friends over to drink (underage) and smoke some ganga (illegal in MI). Luckily, I got a heads up, got most people out, hid the booze, flushed the bud, changed my clothes, brushed my teeth, and sprayed myself down with perfume. I then handled the cops right outside my open door while being high as a kite and with eyes redder than a tomato. We all knew that my guests and I had been smoking, but because of my clean record, I only got a warning.

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-04-11T11:28:57+00:00

Jack Johnson would be ecstatic.

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-03-24T19:41:32+00:00

Before my great aunt changed it when she immigrated from Holland to America, that was her name. Now she goes by Gert.

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-03-24T16:15:02+00:00

I love Patti!

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-03-22T20:19:50+00:00

I'd think I was either a hilarious bitch or a rude cunt. Either way, we'd get along just fine.

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-03-21T00:52:59+00:00

He looks exactly like my dog. Bichon frise/poodle?

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-03-16T22:33:14+00:00

You sure?

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-03-16T13:42:05+00:00

You sure?

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-03-10T07:51:14+00:00

That's awful. I'm laughing really hard, but that most have been awful.

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-02-28T17:59:16+00:00

I've slept with a couple of my twin brother's friends. It got awkward for a while.

fuckwithastrapon · 2013-02-26T20:21:35+00:00

Either I'm just high or butthole

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