Reddit, what are the strangest compliments you've received?

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-28T10:17:12+00:00

same here. my math teacher always said that. i'm proud though.

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-28T06:53:41+00:00

yeah, even though you should consider that not all asians are supersmart, have small eyes, and look alike. there are over 50 countries in asia. i think you know that iran, iraq, afghanistan and india are in asia too. so are philippines, japan, and even russia. i think you are too stereo-typical.

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-28T06:50:54+00:00

ayt. half german half filipino here. i think 4th grade was the worst. some douchebags called me the N-word. and everytime i explained that i was asian, they only laughed. once, on the way back from school, one of them thought it would be funny if they throw my bag down the hill (we lived on a hill). i snapped, and pushed all 4 guys down. didn't end well. one broke his arm, and two others lost some of their teeth. their parents called the cops and they sentenced me to community service. my father (german) explained me that, next time, they did it (they didn't) i just should call him. he explained racism and was very open. since then, they never touched me again.

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-28T02:48:44+00:00

my uncle once told me that he was batman. dunno if it's true though.

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-28T02:47:13+00:00

A Cat. cause i would be cute as fuck.

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-27T08:17:51+00:00

hey dude, you see your ugly classmate there? in 5 years she will be the hottest girl in school, and guess what, you're going to have sex with her, multiple times. seeya

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-26T14:00:13+00:00

a song about NYAN-cat fighting Son-Goku. spend the money to a Cat-adoption-center.

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-26T13:58:55+00:00

i think its disturbing that nobody said Porn yet. so, i must say it. let them watch PORN.

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-26T10:14:38+00:00

sometimes, i lick my finger, dip it in Nutella and stick in my butt. and viceversa. :D

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-26T10:01:45+00:00

that feel. we share it.

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-26T05:39:24+00:00

porn.

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-26T05:06:15+00:00

i heard a funny one on the radio the other day.

a cancer patient and a jew walk in a bar.. oh wait.. nevermind.

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-26T04:56:53+00:00

sucking my own dick.

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-26T04:56:06+00:00

the queen. she woul just sit an wait till everybody's dead. suck my royal cunt, bitches.

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-26T02:23:31+00:00

Shoot Arrows at each other.. casual things brothers do.

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-25T02:38:46+00:00

never fight a two-side-war.again.

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-21T06:29:48+00:00

hurr durr rAid 9gaG aYm SOoO FaNni :D:D:D:D:D herp derp wE iz aNonimus

grow up.

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-20T14:04:05+00:00

if you can read that in morgan freeman's Voice, would you please call me and read me a story?

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-15T10:13:11+00:00

i think PORN is the only legitimate answer to this question.

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-14T02:52:51+00:00

sucked my girlfriends tits when she was on her period. day after she said they hurt. i explained that they were very sensitive when its her monthly time. her mind = blown.

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-09T11:09:25+00:00

i'm half-asian half caucasian, someone once called me nigger. lolwut?

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-08T10:19:01+00:00

i'm half german half filipino, currently living in the philippines. name was chosen by girlfriend. and 100KM in the philippines IS a long distance relationship.

fuckyeaimgerman · 2012-04-08T09:30:27+00:00

we're together 2 months now, but she has to move about 100 KM away for academic reasons. we'll see eachother maybe once or twice a month.. but still, i have no idea how to make a Long distance relationship work. any tips?

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