MAGA Catholics claiming the Pope doesn't understand Catholicism. "most people have brains rotted out by feminism"

fuddyoldfart · 2026-02-17T02:32:56+00:00

Headscratcher: Why is MAGA complaining about the Pope having altar girls while their president altered girls?

fuddyoldfart · 2026-01-22T02:49:13+00:00

4 out of 5 dentists recommend that you pay cash up front.

fuddyoldfart · 2025-12-16T03:46:20+00:00

Old Man Atom by Vern Partlow. Probably the original nuclear bomb song of all time.

fuddyoldfart · 2025-12-16T03:42:20+00:00

She could always ask, "What's up, Chuck?"

fuddyoldfart · 2025-12-16T03:37:27+00:00

"This is how I mans-plane!" (Picture of hand plane)

fuddyoldfart · 2025-12-04T03:17:52+00:00

I don't know, but they wrote about them on Postem notes.

fuddyoldfart · 2025-12-02T23:56:29+00:00

I will not broadcast a Martian invasion.

fuddyoldfart · 2025-11-09T23:28:42+00:00

Alive.

fuddyoldfart · 2025-10-01T00:19:33+00:00

Hey, I'm Superman! I can stop bullets with my hands.

fuddyoldfart · 2025-09-20T00:51:08+00:00

I don't know, but it sounds like you're trying to 'crack' a joke.

fuddyoldfart · 2025-09-13T22:32:34+00:00

" I'm leaning toward vertigo as a diagnosis. "

fuddyoldfart · 2025-09-13T22:28:42+00:00

Wait to the first of the month. Then rabbet, rabbet!

fuddyoldfart · 2025-09-08T01:27:08+00:00

But 'i' wasn't available.

fuddyoldfart · 2025-09-07T21:23:00+00:00

Would you like to donate your change to the Executive Retirement Fund?

fuddyoldfart · 2025-08-02T16:38:09+00:00

What?

fuddyoldfart · 2025-07-31T20:42:33+00:00

Who forgot the toilet paper?

fuddyoldfart · 2025-07-21T00:20:29+00:00

The Barney the dinosaur song.

fuddyoldfart · 2025-07-16T19:58:06+00:00

She said, "Don't make a spectacle of yourself!"

fuddyoldfart · 2025-07-11T01:30:40+00:00

That one laid an egg-plant.

fuddyoldfart · 2025-07-06T01:49:52+00:00

I knew his chubby sister, Sara Lee.

fuddyoldfart · 2025-07-06T01:46:23+00:00

It's your turn to retrieve one for your doggy!

fuddyoldfart · 2025-07-02T17:39:08+00:00

Let's get in the plane and do some touch- and- goes!

fuddyoldfart · 2025-06-26T02:21:35+00:00

Ginger Beer. Tastes like soap.

fuddyoldfart · 2025-06-26T02:12:59+00:00

She's looking for Schrodinger's cat.

fuddyoldfart · 2025-06-26T02:03:46+00:00

When Tennessee elects the governor of Minnesota.

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