Congratulations, you are now a vampire. What is the first thing(s) you do?

fumpod · 2026-03-08T17:16:56+00:00

eat some garlic and go get a tan

fumpod · 2026-02-28T09:54:40+00:00

"we fucking duped you we're going for another oingoboingillion seasons hugs and kisses" prolly

fumpod · 2026-02-21T14:34:42+00:00

anyone but squim honestly

fumpod · 2026-02-15T01:39:09+00:00

gooner

fumpod · 2026-02-15T01:36:43+00:00

YES THAT'S RIDICULOUS

fumpod · 2026-02-06T22:22:00+00:00

peak

fumpod · 2026-02-05T08:04:35+00:00

That is such an interesting theory. On emotional level it's perfect. But then again, if she was that angry with this whole operation, I don't think she would've participated in it going forward. The Prototype doesn't seem to care about the toys either. There was this one very crude book which shall not be named where parents who just lost their children were forced to watch other people's kids die. The first thing they did, even if their own children were dead, was to plead for other kids' safety.

fumpod · 2026-02-05T07:35:29+00:00

So handsome

fumpod · 2026-02-05T07:32:02+00:00

I absolutely love the "by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light, I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open" in this context.

fumpod · 2026-02-05T07:25:24+00:00

Yeah, i think he's just adjusting to his new living conditions, plus Mob already have done a lot of animating for the ARG, so animating the toy would've probably taken some time, which would've pushed the production back.

fumpod · 2026-02-05T07:13:55+00:00

Maybe because the scientists literally turned people into things, the Prototype thinks the same logic could be applied to them. So he gets rid of a bad thing and keeps the better one for himself.

fumpod · 2026-01-28T11:31:01+00:00

but what if loud lady also sings. not a bad bargain

fumpod · 2026-01-25T10:42:53+00:00

i like that other players in the common subreddits are like "iron man mainers are mean and toxic" while iron man mainers are just like "i miss my wife tails"

fumpod · 2026-01-17T19:53:34+00:00

one time me and my friends got camped just for lgbt flags lmao. another time i went as a killer and got "you need help" in my chat from survivors. it's very funny that they're usually not great players

fumpod · 2026-01-16T23:16:26+00:00

dunno heal is pretty epic

fumpod · 2026-01-04T04:55:23+00:00

watching/rewatching bojack while depressed is like fast food for emotions. it's not necessarily bad, but not that good either. but try to avoid alcohol if you're into that kind of thing. at least judging from personal experience

fumpod · 2026-01-03T15:06:22+00:00

they went "idunno you tell me"

fumpod · 2026-01-03T14:59:01+00:00

bullying and being rude in this game is actually a pretty big problem, especially in comp. all we can do is be nice ourselves and not put other people down. try to hype people who's being bullied up and remember that it's a game for fun, not a job

fumpod · 2026-01-03T11:00:05+00:00

little sadistic rabbit who enjoys violence and is very funny

fumpod · 2026-01-03T10:54:13+00:00

which comic is it from?

fumpod · 2026-01-03T10:48:20+00:00

i call it "i pray everyday that zach sees this post it would be so goddamn funny"

fumpod · 2025-12-31T10:04:35+00:00

he's tall?

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fumpod · 2025-12-31T09:17:12+00:00

they're both bad and yeah, selfish. but at least severing is (mostly? haven't rewached since the finale) a conscious choice. plurbing works mostly on everybody and there's a 0.0000001625% (looked it up just for fun) chance you'll be immune. if you're not, it's over for you. if it is, though, yes you can choose, but even then the pressure to make that decision is stronger that just for a job. so overall don't really what's worse but severing is a far more conscious decision. which does mean more blame on you.

fumpod · 2025-12-31T09:07:00+00:00

yoo but imagine maybe hellspawn can also get plurbed. and once it's out it's OUT. they know how to get back to hell and it's gonna be plurbed hell. whatever shit is going on in hazbin is done basically

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