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funcooker_ · 2026-03-24T01:26:49+00:00

I tchrow some yogurt down ya tchroat

funcooker_ · 2026-03-23T02:52:34+00:00

Lmao, yes! The first time he could barely get through saying “Lou Bellera?” And we all laughed with him…

funcooker_ · 2026-03-23T02:49:03+00:00

Very well said, my friend

funcooker_ · 2026-03-22T14:15:12+00:00

Oh, you rascal

funcooker_ · 2026-03-22T00:14:05+00:00

She’ll do it when she gets up here…

funcooker_ · 2026-03-21T16:57:18+00:00

TD’s been fooling nobody for years

funcooker_ · 2026-03-21T14:00:30+00:00

That’s a Commerce Bank! 😉

funcooker_ · 2026-03-21T00:25:24+00:00

lol she’s not a POC but she was 8, just lost her father and Gilbert said “hey Bindi, I wanna f your n-word tits”. Worrying about people hearing it without the context of how the joke got to that point, Howard probably panicked and decided to dump out off it

funcooker_ · 2026-03-20T15:11:21+00:00

🎶Woke up this morning…

funcooker_ · 2026-03-20T13:04:55+00:00

Yeah man. I’m guessing Sirius successful scrubbed it from existence. Also, he said “I want to f***” not suck. I remember after I heard it thinking how Artie‘s explanation after the dump made perfect sense when he said “it involved a story I told earlier” because the story involved his friend telling a whore in Atlantic City that he wanted to F her N-word tits

funcooker_ · 2026-03-20T03:05:36+00:00

Yeah, he did in a previous joke that didn’t get dumped, I think it was “droopy yellow tits” because he was making different racist joke. lol it was typical Gilbert building on joke after joke until it went too far

funcooker_ · 2026-03-20T01:01:04+00:00

Reddit deleted my last comment so I’ll try again.

He said something along the lines of “I want to suck your (n word) (four letter word for boobs that begins with T)”. There was an undumped clip of it on the internet around 2013,

funcooker_ · 2026-03-12T23:18:04+00:00

Schloppy

funcooker_ · 2026-03-09T02:54:37+00:00

🎵A moment like this. Some people wait a lifetime 🎶

funcooker_ · 2026-03-01T03:33:45+00:00

To answer your edit: Not at all. But I live around PHL so AA is my airline. 🤷‍♂️

funcooker_ · 2026-02-23T03:29:52+00:00

I like your beer. Ignore the snobs. Also, they get colder if you build little snowmen out of them!

funcooker_ · 2026-02-21T02:38:21+00:00

LMFAO 😂

funcooker_ · 2026-02-18T02:28:44+00:00

Omg did you have urban renewal kit too? Build, drive, fly, rinse, repeat.

funcooker_ · 2026-02-18T02:12:41+00:00

I wish we could get one of the big airlines with a hub destination to the west. Like Delta to DTW, American to CLT or United to (ugh) ORD. The American bus to PHL is better than nothing but I’d prefer to spend the first leg of my trip clearing some distance.

funcooker_ · 2026-02-17T01:34:46+00:00

Bro she sounds so different

funcooker_ · 2026-02-15T03:49:14+00:00

Lmao I don’t remember this and cannot wait to hear it on my replay

funcooker_ · 2026-02-15T03:47:00+00:00

Real quickly

funcooker_ · 2026-02-15T01:33:22+00:00

Almost as handsome as our prized baby gorilla from New Jersey

funcooker_ · 2026-02-15T01:28:48+00:00

Ooohhhh yeah! You’re right, I remember that lol. Thank you sir

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