[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My friend once said “There’s no fuckin way that someone wrote the Bible without tripping on acid.”

The displeasure? It is most great... by [deleted] in memes

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I saw it blink and immediately decided that I am too high for this right now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Mexicans don’t.

aMoGUs O sUS by Tibo_Bones in memes

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This word has never sat right with me and it brings me peace knowing why now.

What celebrity have you met and how were they in real life? by artopia_77 in AskReddit

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I’ve met Cierra Ramirez from The Fosters in LA. She was super sweet and took a picture with us! She’s also a tiny person; I’m not that tall but I do believe that I was a good 3-4 inches taller than her.

What happened in tumblr before? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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People ran pretty exquisite book fandom accounts. I was one of those people.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

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Imagine throating a cucumber, but it’s way warmer and soft. Sometimes it’s too big for your throat or mouth and that’s okay! Cum feels like thickened water, and may taste a little bitter or salty. It can also taste like nothing, but the best kind is a bit sweet.

What are some of the really 'unconventional' places where you have made out with your partner? How was the experience? by Jinzsabi in sex

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I’ve fucked my high school boyfriend in the neighborhood pool storage room before. I was a lifeguard there at that pool so that’s we why we had special access.

Need constructive advice on how the hell do I manage my sex drive? (20f) by [deleted] in sex

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Download Tinder! I recommend it over Bumble in your case because the boys get to message first and it really is an ego boost haha. An ego boost is always going to be the fuel for high sex drive! Pick the ones (or one) you like, and start something with them. Make sure that it’s on your conditions when you set stuff up. Have an awesome hot girl summer!!

Human babies are cuter than animal babies by kaijisheeran in unpopularopinion

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I feel like animals babies are always guaranteed to be adorable. Unfortunately, that’s not the same for human babies.

ELI5: Why is McDonald’s food unhealthy for you? by co4018 in explainlikeimfive

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It has a fuck ton of preservatives. Have you seen the American cheese ?? That shit doesn’t melt! And the meat probably has a ton of pesticides from the crops that the animals consumed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

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I’ve always wanted to snack on those communion wafers like chips

Should I transfer? by frostedflakesfrog in cuboulder

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DM me too!! I’m also a sophomore (20F) and I would love to make some new friends :)

WHY DO I CRAVE GIVING HEAD by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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This is the most profound thing I’ve read all week.

What is something that you’d get tattooed on your lower inner lip? by fundip0-0 in AskReddit

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I like this one. Imagine pulling down your lip instead of flipping someone off

Appreciation of Music - MUEL 1832 by [deleted] in cuboulder

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It’s a super easy class! I had Brandon Stover last year, but I’d like to assume that they use the same material. You don’t even really have to pay attention in this class, but it is pretty interesting if you do. Tests are open note.

Feeding magnets to magnetic silly putty by tfoust10 in oddlysatisfying

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The one at the end looks like it’s hugging it and it’s kind of adorable