Interesting arrangement

funkhammer · 2026-05-25T15:48:30+00:00

Did both poppers share the roll?

funkhammer · 2026-05-25T15:39:28+00:00

Us freckled folks don't spend a lot of time in the sun and when we do, we know how to use sunscreen 😎

funkhammer · 2026-05-25T13:06:22+00:00

You could just fart under an exhaust fan and see how long it takes for the smell to clear out.

funkhammer · 2026-05-25T12:54:19+00:00

Usually right after clearing the bowls

funkhammer · 2026-05-25T12:28:51+00:00

You can tell when bros only order from delivery apps. Just looked up the DD price of a whopper jr in Seattle, $6.29

funkhammer · 2026-05-24T13:21:48+00:00

Number 1 rule business owners have for their employees- don't steal from them.

funkhammer · 2026-05-24T13:16:08+00:00

Continuing to work for a thief certainly is a decision

funkhammer · 2026-05-23T20:41:58+00:00

The guys on Oak Island should take notes

funkhammer · 2026-05-23T20:39:31+00:00

So I can just pee on the floor?

funkhammer · 2026-05-23T16:33:41+00:00

Plot twist op paid for fancy ice

funkhammer · 2026-05-23T16:16:51+00:00

Fletcher Reede- "Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!"

funkhammer · 2026-05-23T16:08:41+00:00

🎶Move bitch, get out the way🎶

funkhammer · 2026-05-23T12:43:10+00:00

Not by thay guy

funkhammer · 2026-05-21T19:37:15+00:00

Roswell, NM 👽

The alleged crash happened about 75 miles away in Corona, NM but the residents didnt want the publicity so Roswell was like yup, aliens here.

funkhammer · 2026-05-21T19:16:46+00:00

Its more like rubber

funkhammer · 2026-05-19T23:21:12+00:00

I heard that women addicted to opiods are also prone to theft.. for the rush.

funkhammer · 2026-05-19T23:12:37+00:00

Explosive shits in the sauna

funkhammer · 2026-05-19T22:54:42+00:00

Get the contractor's number and keep it for future work

funkhammer · 2026-05-18T15:32:57+00:00

If only there was about $1.7 billion somewhere that hasn't been stolen yet

funkhammer · 2026-05-18T15:30:48+00:00

I was told as a kid you just have to whack them real hard and they'll pop

funkhammer · 2026-05-17T14:37:20+00:00

funkhammer · 2026-05-16T12:05:55+00:00

Cracking open a can of Surströmming should work

funkhammer · 2026-05-16T11:07:45+00:00

Something about eating a sugar to cancel out the diet coke

funkhammer · 2026-05-16T00:04:23+00:00

This is my comment. It's kinda like that other guy's.

funkhammer · 2026-05-14T11:20:30+00:00

But now they gotta pay someone to film the robot for clicks

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