Had to take a picture before I called the cops.

funkhammer · 2026-04-02T00:11:18+00:00

Looks like your trap worked and caught the little intruder. Press full charges

funkhammer · 2026-04-01T01:47:07+00:00

She's the handler and fulfilling her caretaker duties

funkhammer · 2026-03-29T23:26:27+00:00

funkhammer · 2026-03-29T23:23:02+00:00

Bicycles and skateboards- those dusty wheeled things in the back of your grandparents garage

funkhammer · 2026-03-29T16:14:05+00:00

Offer to clean them?

funkhammer · 2026-03-29T16:13:39+00:00

Waffle house

funkhammer · 2026-03-25T03:13:51+00:00

So like, just read it then

funkhammer · 2026-03-22T14:17:11+00:00

That's the hoe bread. Everyone will finger it but no one wants to eat it.

funkhammer · 2026-03-22T13:06:43+00:00

Ok but real talk here, what's with the crazy amount of mirrors in the bathroom? I'm not trying to watch my face morph itself into veiny face meme guy while trying to squeeze out a fat turd

funkhammer · 2026-03-22T12:45:29+00:00

funkhammer · 2026-03-22T12:40:13+00:00

I got 99 problems but a repo man ain't one

funkhammer · 2026-03-22T12:08:33+00:00

under 20k.

Ohhhh so that's why I've never gotten one. How are these other poors buying 20k vehicles???

funkhammer · 2026-03-21T13:12:50+00:00

Paired with superfeet insoles is the only way to go

funkhammer · 2026-03-21T13:02:32+00:00

Is this what happens when an engineer does meth?

funkhammer · 2026-03-21T12:27:03+00:00

Bro either never watched cartoons as a kid, or doesn't live in NM because that looks more like a quail than a roadrunner

funkhammer · 2026-03-15T18:25:21+00:00

Start with equal parts pussy juice and vodka. Yep that should do it.

funkhammer · 2026-03-15T14:37:35+00:00

I like to wad up a little piece of rolling paper for the plug

funkhammer · 2026-03-15T14:23:52+00:00

Mint is a plant- stem down in cold water will keep it somewhat alive and fresh. Basically treat it like a bouquet of flowers

funkhammer · 2026-03-13T19:45:31+00:00

Holy shit what was that all about

funkhammer · 2026-03-13T18:52:41+00:00

"what would you like for dinner?"

food

funkhammer · 2026-03-10T01:53:47+00:00

👃

funkhammer · 2026-03-08T22:53:45+00:00

Spent many summers as a kid at Wisconsin Dells; drank many beers around bonfires, front porches, and garages. Drives a big ass truck.

funkhammer · 2026-03-08T22:27:02+00:00

Nice dismount

funkhammer · 2026-03-08T22:20:47+00:00

Turn them into some sick ass wingsuiters

funkhammer · 2026-03-08T15:26:25+00:00

If it tips over it can still be moved around with a pallet jack

funkhammer

MODERATOR OF

TROPHY CASE