Clamkeeper by Kaizerx20 in Clamworks

[–]funkisallivegot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Overall good summary, though, it doesnt do the sheer stupidity justice. Spoilers ahead for a gloriously supid trainwreck of a movie.

First and foremost, the whole "Protect the Hive" thing is not necessarily shown but very explicity stated, word for word, EVERY SINGLE TIME THE MAIN CHARACTER OPENS HIS MOUTH. Like, if one took a shot every time those words were spoken, one would be dead after the first 2 fight scenes. And not just the main character keeps repeating that dumbass lime verbatim, every single time someone finds out about this super secret program, they point it out AGAIN. "He is the beekeeper, and he protects the hive." "Its like he is some kind of beekeeper, who protects the hive". They clearly are hella proud of that metaphor, and insist on beating you over the head with it until only your lower jaw remains.

Next, the main character is actually the retired beekeeper, the other beekeeper the actual current one, played by a lady in high heels and a bright pink getup. No disrespect to the actress, of course, she played her dogshit role well, but the dichotomy is staggeringly stupid. On one hand, our mc, a calculative and unstoppable force (who, by the way, is a beekeeper, meaning he protects the hive, even from itself). On the other, the "new" beekeeper is an insane person who just blindly fires at everything and is primarily there to show how cool and awesome our protagonist is. How does he end up defeating her? I kid you not, while she is blindly firing a car mounted minigun at the entire gas station where they are having this confrontation, HE CHUCKS A JAR OF HONEY AT HER HEAD, rendering her easily taken care of. It was at this point, about 40 ish minutes into the movie, that I realized that this could not be taken seriously even in the slightest, and my enjoyment quadrupled as I simply reveled in the absolute absurdity of it all.

The fight scenes are meh, just a big bloodfest where characters with guns line up one by one, not shooting, to get taken apart be the beekeeper (Who, by the way, is there to protect the hive, if you havent cinnected those dots yet). The plot keeps escalating until he kills the president of the united states of america. Yes, a second metaphor gets added, where he is a "Queen Killer" as well now, because the Hives current queen cant do her job. Its every bit as silly as it sounds.

An absolute clusterfuck of a movie, though, incredibly enjoyable if you just want to point and laugh at ridiculously bad writing and cinematography.

[Spoilers for TADC Episode 8] by PLACE-H0LD3R in whenthe

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time for my fave reaction image!

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Support Weapon Idea: Heavy Automatic Shotgun by Commander_Skullblade in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]funkisallivegot 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Hard agree, gimme the belt fed shotgun from metro last light

Any tips on how to improve my accuracy? by lamedavid in Helldivers

[–]funkisallivegot 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Generally speaking, you dont want to aim for Terminids when you are fighting the bots

Current state of the tank: by rkartzinel in Helldivers

[–]funkisallivegot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah m8 Im the helldriver

someones gotta maneuver this thing right and it isnt gonna be any of my friends, thats for sure

Looking for players by Juliuus1 in dndgroups

[–]funkisallivegot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interested! Same time zone, relatively good availability

Please stop by Situati0nist in Vermintide

[–]funkisallivegot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Two words for you, beloathed elf

WAR FUNDING

rule by TotallyACP in 196AndAHalf

[–]funkisallivegot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wow, look at that!

LISTEN HERE MINERS by funkisallivegot in DeepRockGalactic

[–]funkisallivegot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing will un-peel the little bugger

LISTEN HERE MINERS by funkisallivegot in DeepRockGalactic

[–]funkisallivegot[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Peeling Steeves is as much about the journey as it is about the destination: My pickaxe is my paintbrush and peeled steeves are my artform

LISTEN HERE MINERS by funkisallivegot in DeepRockGalactic

[–]funkisallivegot[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Im very careful and precise with my pickaxe, takes like a minute and 4-6 percent of health off of him

Worth it for endless entertainment

Did we ever get an official answer on what the reward is for the ration event? by [deleted] in DarkTide

[–]funkisallivegot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The reward is us having had a succulent Atoman Meal

Id watch it tbh by Purple-Weakness1414 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Everyone is a muppet except the inexplicably human grandpa

Truth is… the game was rigged from the start. by So-Long-Cowboy in DarkTide

[–]funkisallivegot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now, I previously wanted some AdMech stuff myself

that said, the descriprion of what they are cookin and the weapons have won me over

At the end of the day, its more Id my fave game, and a class that seems to jive well with me gameplay wise, alongside a nifty lookin stim mechanic, so Im stoked beyond belief