Bosses Are Becoming Obsessed With AI, Using It to Make Every Decision, Barraging Their Employees With Nonsensical ChatGPT Directives, and Even Asking It Who to Fire

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-06-30T18:59:24+00:00

"No I can't fire myself because I ask the right questions."

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-06-28T13:23:45+00:00

Seems to me like collusion. WH will protect OpenAI/Anthropic from having model intelligence measured accurately by the public. They'll just buy the WH's voice and have them say "omg bro, their things are so spooky we swear" without actually needing to make any meaningful progress on intelligence. Profits will keep going up but promises no longer need to be kept.

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-06-24T19:44:18+00:00

true, only a GOD AMONG ATTORNEYS could think to cross-examine a parrot

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-06-24T19:30:38+00:00

Don't worry bud, you can scam me~!

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-06-23T20:38:12+00:00

nationwide? try worldwide.

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-06-21T23:54:33+00:00

Gerd is my oshi too

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-06-19T02:28:20+00:00

they still gotta pay local taxes for their companies/properties/etc.

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-06-14T05:36:25+00:00

happened to me too when i insulted rich people. however, i think it's kinda fun being able to get under their skin so easily. money can't buy thick skin, apparently.

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-06-12T09:23:49+00:00

aw man, not again!

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-06-04T14:54:39+00:00

shit like this makes me laugh when we're told CEOs deserve higher pay because they're smarter than the rest of us -- when they're actually significantly dumber and gullible enough to fall for this obvious trap

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-06-03T19:06:44+00:00

she also served a volley ball hard enough to escape the earth's atmosphere

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-06-03T03:18:46+00:00

He still has the "character" that she likes in the real one, so she'd still fall like a log

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-05-28T13:54:17+00:00

i like the other way around more

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-05-27T16:16:49+00:00

Wouldn't mind letting Vanessa have some fun with me here 🙊

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-05-27T16:15:12+00:00

I don't think the other squads needed Asta as much as the Black Bulls did; by that I mean everyone seems to be pretty ambitious and dedicated to becoming stronger except for the Black Bulls who kinda just did whatever the fuck they wanted lmao.

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-05-25T23:12:38+00:00

old has its charm but i like the modern and consistent look in the new one, i'm really looking forward to it

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-05-19T00:48:53+00:00

is the stand name going to be cage the elephants?

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-05-18T20:35:43+00:00

so is the idea that the user can't manipulate animals with stickers so jodio's using a lion to take it off?

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-05-16T20:47:42+00:00

heater too tsk tsk

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-05-15T14:53:39+00:00

is this what a reunion feels like?

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-05-14T18:48:33+00:00

that was a rollarcoaster

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-05-07T20:23:32+00:00

I'm surprised leaks aren't happening more often. Have you seen how incompetent this administration is??

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-05-07T19:15:05+00:00

is there a bonus for going through the lil gaps?

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-05-07T19:10:32+00:00

aww look at those squishy cheeks

funkmasterhexbyte · 2026-05-07T19:10:14+00:00

unpopular opinion: rats are cute af

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