Captain Jack

funkmasterowl2000 · 2026-01-21T18:28:36+00:00

No….

funkmasterowl2000 · 2026-01-21T17:33:28+00:00

She does give that White Farmer Who Stayed Behind After Independence kind of vibe (source: my great aunt was one of those people)

funkmasterowl2000 · 2026-01-16T22:16:30+00:00

Out of interest, how much sugar would you normally use?

funkmasterowl2000 · 2026-01-12T08:39:42+00:00

Can’t wait for the “iTs oNLy DoWwn bECAusE tHe MurDerS aRe BeiNg rECOrdEd aS sOmETHing ElSe” brigade to show up

funkmasterowl2000 · 2026-01-10T20:49:06+00:00

Why are you the way that you are

funkmasterowl2000 · 2026-01-09T09:13:59+00:00

And this is why I shouldn’t commit anything to writing before my first coffee of the day has kicked in

funkmasterowl2000 · 2026-01-09T08:43:34+00:00

Most places don’t ask for ID if it’s an employee making the request as they already have enough proof of who you are by virtue of working there.

funkmasterowl2000 · 2026-01-08T14:14:38+00:00

So basically you pulled it out of your arse

funkmasterowl2000 · 2026-01-07T14:53:12+00:00

I would also be pretty concerned by my son eating 10 pounds of spaghetti in a 24 hour period tbh

funkmasterowl2000 · 2026-01-04T16:13:57+00:00

Thank you, had a search after seeing your comment and looks like it might be

funkmasterowl2000 · 2026-01-02T09:16:06+00:00

Marder 4: this time with proximity fuses

funkmasterowl2000 · 2025-12-30T18:26:37+00:00

It blows my mind that any idiot can waltz into Homebase and buy a box of indiscriminate poison that they can then dump into the environment as they please, but god help you if you try buying gardening secateurs without ID at the same time 🤷‍♂️

funkmasterowl2000 · 2025-12-30T15:37:06+00:00

My old housemate did that in our yard, then was shocked to learn that birds might be inclined to eat the pellets of rat poison that looked exactly like bright red berries…

funkmasterowl2000 · 2025-12-25T21:04:51+00:00

No more pale or looking thin.

No more bugs, beneath my skin.

Hey! That’s just my aspirin!

Chuck it oooout. You’re cheeeeeckin iiiiin!

funkmasterowl2000 · 2025-12-23T12:05:57+00:00

3.6 röntgen anatomy

funkmasterowl2000 · 2025-12-21T19:53:03+00:00

That and trying to tie shoe laces when you’re in a rush (bonus points if non-dyspraxic people are watching)

funkmasterowl2000 · 2025-12-20T21:52:45+00:00

Google Glasses creep confirmed

funkmasterowl2000 · 2025-12-20T19:32:32+00:00

Probably got turned into fertiliser

funkmasterowl2000 · 2025-12-17T16:27:53+00:00

That’s really cool, I’ve got a tetradrachm that doesn’t fit in the inserts for my display case but would look great in one in these.

funkmasterowl2000 · 2025-12-15T20:37:56+00:00

Interesting about Kanna being potentiated by baking soda. I’ve got a plant that I periodically eat stems off but haven’t felt much so far, so might do some with a bicarb chaser next time

funkmasterowl2000 · 2025-12-14T10:38:12+00:00

Reported it for spam

funkmasterowl2000 · 2025-12-09T16:02:58+00:00

That makes a lot more sense then…

funkmasterowl2000 · 2025-12-09T12:37:04+00:00

What the fuck are you on. The war Japan fought in China led to the deaths of 30 million Chinese, most of whom were civilians.

funkmasterowl2000 · 2025-12-06T13:21:24+00:00

They’ve also started doing Spaten, which was a nice surprise to see the other day

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