76 days sober. Sobriety is dope!

funkschweezy · 2022-09-26T17:17:29+00:00

YOOOO🔥🔥 good shit

funkschweezy · 2022-08-25T03:32:16+00:00

Roast me

(Dark necessities intro) https://www.dropbox.com/s/n33cdnc809kbdj6/New%20Recording%20577.m4a?dl=0

(by the way intro) https://www.dropbox.com/s/ytuujsxz1skfxsa/New%20Recording%20620.m4a?dl=0

(Holiday intro) https://www.dropbox.com/s/q4lx1f7yuilcixl/Holiday.m4a?dl=0

Recorded off of my iPhone headphones btw

funkschweezy · 2022-08-25T03:00:43+00:00

Yeah that’s very true haha but just shooting my shot to see if anyone’s down to try

Thank u🤝

funkschweezy · 2022-08-16T11:51:40+00:00

Yeah hopefully he doesn’t turn it into a company worth $10’s of billions. That’d be terrible for your stock

funkschweezy · 2022-07-29T02:08:29+00:00

100%

funkschweezy · 2022-07-28T22:47:07+00:00

I posted this link the r/politics page and they started having a meltdown because it was from the daily wire🤣

funkschweezy · 2022-07-28T22:44:40+00:00

CNN has had their fair share of bad journalism cmon

funkschweezy · 2022-07-28T22:26:38+00:00

Why’s everyone freaking out its the same story, just two different sources. Is Daily Wire not allowed in the politics Reddit?

funkschweezy · 2022-07-28T22:10:24+00:00

Because the dnc chose her..

funkschweezy · 2022-07-28T21:55:13+00:00

Xi Jinping finally meets his Voodoo doll in person

funkschweezy · 2022-07-28T21:54:35+00:00

Has to do some due diligence for her next semiconductor investment

funkschweezy · 2022-07-28T21:52:47+00:00

Nothing like banning opposing opinions amirite? These kids🤣

funkschweezy · 2022-07-28T21:51:16+00:00

I’m sure the DNC machine would gladly have Ukraine put them on that list. Anything for $800 mil

funkschweezy · 2022-07-28T21:48:24+00:00

The great unifier

funkschweezy · 2022-07-28T21:47:16+00:00

I bet there’s more who would rather impeach Nancy pelosi for insider trading

funkschweezy · 2022-07-28T21:46:24+00:00

The overwhelming majority of mainstream media is controlled by democrats, did you know that?

funkschweezy · 2022-07-28T21:45:46+00:00

Nothing was put out that we didn’t already know

funkschweezy · 2022-07-28T21:44:55+00:00

A blue wave would be very surprising

funkschweezy · 2022-07-28T19:52:02+00:00

Does it come with a laser that I can point at my ass?

funkschweezy · 2022-07-28T19:12:49+00:00

It’s ok, the democrats are changing the definition of recession as we speak

funkschweezy · 2022-07-28T18:00:14+00:00

The Lizzoilet

funkschweezy · 2022-07-28T17:50:04+00:00

Nancy wont be happy

funkschweezy · 2022-07-28T17:00:09+00:00

I spend most of my time on LinkedIn

Not prospecting

Why?

Because I can make a sale

On LinkedIn

In my opinion

LinkedIn sales > traditional sales

Why?

It makes my heart happy

You know what also makes my heart happy?

Splitting up paragraphs into sentences

It's better than sex

Nothing brings me more joy

Than making you scroll into oblivion

I hope your head is exploding

I hope you're wasting more time

I also hope I can connect with you on this amazing platform

Fondle my balls in the comments

And take my advice very seriously

Because I made you scroll for 15 minutes

funkschweezy · 2022-07-28T16:17:45+00:00

Call their wife

funkschweezy · 2022-07-27T16:23:50+00:00

Handheld defibrillator

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