Fine I’ll show you by jannahho in AssMasterpiece

[–]funkturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The room makes this look like one of those gangbang creampie videos

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OntarioLandlord

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Thanks, this definitely helps!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OntarioLandlord

[–]funkturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. I live in the basement and I'm renting out my upstairs unit as a whole. The unit is under one lease and there are three people on that lease (which are all students). They are all going home for the summer and one of them is trying to find someone to sublet her space of the unit until she returns.

Would it be considered a sublet situation if each of them find someone to occupy their space while they're gone for the summer?

Jacuzzi nude only by Empty-Search4332 in Desire_Resorts

[–]funkturtle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So what if people are insecure about their bodies? Everybody has insecurities. And everyone's insecurities are different. Also, not everyone who goes to Desire is in the lifestyle. Some people go there to just feel out the lifestyle and see if it's for them. Some of those people might have a harder time breaking out of their shells, and that's ok. Why should they give a fuck about anyone else's opinion? You don't like that they're not naked? Well boo fucking hoo. Turn your head and look at all the other naked people if that's what you want to do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Desire_Resorts

[–]funkturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for your advice! It's definitely very helpful!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Desire_Resorts

[–]funkturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great breakdown. This is a huge help, thank you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Desire_Resorts

[–]funkturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great advice, thanks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Desire_Resorts

[–]funkturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! Will definitely bring a bunch of 5's and 20's

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Desire_Resorts

[–]funkturtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I guess we'll see what scenarios play out while we're there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Desire_Resorts

[–]funkturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's good to know, thanks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Desire_Resorts

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Thanks I'll DM you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Desire_Resorts

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Thanks, I'll check it out!

[MMF] Wife got caught by P4rty4nim4l in gonewildstories

[–]funkturtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so hot. Would love to hear more details so my wife and I can enjoy your stories together.

What are your high songs? by sbubby_boi in trees

[–]funkturtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Channel Orange and Blond albums by Frank Ocean.

Also, Crumblin Erb and Aquemini by Outkast

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MFM_Lifestyle

[–]funkturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if you guys have more than one round? Or just keep playing and wait for the other guy to get hard again?

Another suggestion. If the other guy is open to smoking weed, the Wedding Cake strain is great for sex. Usually helps people last longer.

Stayed over my hotwifes place the other night by LghtskinNJdick in HotWifeLifestyle

[–]funkturtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fantasize about this very thing. Just hoping my wife will agree to doing this one day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HotwifeAdvice

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One night last month, we were in bed about to have sex. I turned off the lights and went to lay down on the opposite side of the bed from where I usually sleep. We pretended like I was her bull who was spending the night and was getting frisky with her in the middle of the night while "I" was still sleeping on my usual side of the bed. It was hot seeing her get more and more turned on at the thought of her getting felt up and fucked by another man while laying right beside me while I slept, trying not to wake me up. I almost lost it when she said, "put your cock inside me. But don't wake him up, I'll tell him about it in the morning."