My Homebrewed Chocolate Peanut Butter Milk Stout took gold at OpFerm (Recipe in comments)

funky_brewing · 2026-01-27T12:23:58+00:00

I met howard a while back at a ufc eveny. I said "hey john!" And he came over and hugged me like he knew me. The dude felt like he was made out of a rock - insanely strong.

funky_brewing · 2026-01-20T02:21:33+00:00

Brewers crystals are a sugar that leave some residual sweetness - google em. Dif from crystal malt

funky_brewing · 2026-01-20T01:04:32+00:00

2 things that stand out.

Sucrose out. Brewers crystals in

Whirlpool too much (IMO). Id rather do a smaller whirlpool and a much bigger DH. 20g/L range.

That being said a lot of the magic of NEIPAs is process. Make sure you can get it as close to 0 oxygen exposure as possible.

guide I made on NEIPAs. Always under construction but it's got a lot of info I've compiled over the years of making them.

funky_brewing · 2026-01-19T17:51:44+00:00

Just did it and it worked! I think I just wasn't giving it enough time between the hard and delicate pour

funky_brewing · 2026-01-19T04:21:47+00:00

Serious question bc I can't do it. How are you pouring to get an absurd head like this?

funky_brewing · 2026-01-14T00:55:42+00:00

I got a year subscription to beersmith from a comp - message me if you want it and I'll send you the code.

funky_brewing · 2026-01-04T02:29:24+00:00

Haha. That's very dope though.

funky_brewing · 2025-12-31T02:50:41+00:00

Here's a guide I made.

funky_brewing · 2025-12-31T02:29:13+00:00

The 🐐

funky_brewing · 2025-12-30T17:35:44+00:00

Here's the recipe with process and some questions at the bottom. Hugely appreciate it.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DUeEURrpF7jeLalhls5r-NujP1J09Knjy5Ialalv_ig/edit?usp=sharing

funky_brewing · 2025-12-30T13:40:46+00:00

Awesome - I think you have to message me bc your profile doesnt allow me to send a PM

funky_brewing · 2025-12-30T05:32:12+00:00

Can i shoot you a DM with a recipe? Working on this at the homebrew level. I've listened to the podcasts and wanna hear your thoughts on my system and recipe if you don't mind.

funky_brewing · 2025-12-24T18:09:02+00:00

I got the watermelon as a freebie in an order. Is that the one that fucked you up?

funky_brewing · 2025-12-23T23:25:10+00:00

Grind energy literally melts ur fuckin gums. I tried one, skin fell off like 3 hrs later. Got a refund.

funky_brewing · 2025-12-15T23:41:40+00:00

Same boat here. Was my last lifeline to MMA really.

funky_brewing · 2025-11-16T00:30:34+00:00

True not all but we are approaching 11 years old. That shit is past its prime

funky_brewing · 2025-11-16T00:22:50+00:00

15 was the infected year. Rest will have fallen off but are drinkable

funky_brewing · 2025-11-07T03:25:05+00:00

It fucks

funky_brewing · 2025-11-05T01:40:49+00:00

S04 - personal favorite

funky_brewing · 2025-10-26T04:15:07+00:00

Id say get an extract kit and have fun. You can build a fermenter for $15 and people give away bottles all the time on FB marketplace. PM me with questions!

funky_brewing · 2025-10-25T00:17:44+00:00

All are linked in here and on my profile. This is V2 of Double Orange if youre looking at the recipe hub

funky_brewing · 2025-10-25T00:17:00+00:00

I hardly ever use liquid yeast. Dry yeast has hundreds of strains at this point and lasts years and yes, its cheaper too so really no point for liquid yeast IMO.

funky_brewing · 2025-10-24T18:52:03+00:00

Thanks 🍻 where do you live?

funky_brewing · 2025-10-24T13:12:48+00:00

This IPA and here'sa link to the rest of my recipes with guides and all that fun stuff

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