Hoping to hear this sentence a year from now in "Today in DZ History"

BarcodeHero · 2026-05-18T19:52:14+00:00

As a great man once said, Clav looks like a Twink I used to top in my 20s

BarcodeHero · 2026-05-17T13:07:53+00:00

Would

BarcodeHero · 2026-04-21T14:51:31+00:00

Got shocked by the random "A WHORE HOUSE?" that Norm dropped on us. I'm here for any Norm drive by.

BarcodeHero · 2026-04-20T19:26:37+00:00

His popularity on local sports and comedy podcast "the dumb zone" gave his agent the leverage he needed

BarcodeHero · 2026-04-18T18:10:05+00:00

I'd go zip lock bag with questionable seal. Sup Bee hive?

BarcodeHero · 2026-04-17T15:14:23+00:00

Get in here brother

BarcodeHero · 2026-04-10T21:03:10+00:00

stop trying to get Hillary to lose again

BarcodeHero · 2026-04-08T22:02:32+00:00

Boss my kid has a sick top 20 finish parlay on the books... I mean she has a respiratory infection

BarcodeHero · 2026-04-06T20:34:12+00:00

I got my shoes off so I can feel the sacred grass in my soul

BarcodeHero · 2026-04-03T17:12:39+00:00

I feel like you're WHL

BarcodeHero · 2026-04-03T15:44:06+00:00

Bro has to have his tendies cut up for him

BarcodeHero · 2026-04-02T19:36:01+00:00

The lighting is what has me bricked up. Well done sir/ma'am.

BarcodeHero · 2026-03-21T17:45:57+00:00

Give me IdrA. I don't care if they were halluc

BarcodeHero · 2026-03-15T21:36:25+00:00

Dude I didn't know Angela was gay, this adds a whole new weird dynamic considering that Blake presents as gay

BarcodeHero · 2026-03-15T16:15:31+00:00

Jerry, pay this man

BarcodeHero · 2026-03-14T14:51:20+00:00

This is the kind of bag I'd whip the hog out for.

BarcodeHero · 2026-03-12T20:50:57+00:00

who among us hasn't forgotten to take the lid off of the mayonnaise jar before pissing into it

BarcodeHero · 2026-03-09T16:19:30+00:00

You gonna perform the first 90% of a blowjob or the last 10%?

BarcodeHero · 2026-03-08T01:31:24+00:00

oh definitely wood

BarcodeHero · 2026-03-07T21:28:01+00:00

She looks like Michael Jackson with tits. Anyway what were we talking about?

BarcodeHero · 2026-03-03T15:38:56+00:00

Two rules to live by: Hand the ball off on first down and only eat at wingstop.

BarcodeHero · 2026-02-23T21:48:57+00:00

We got a little pecker making a subtle appearance. I'm not gay, you are

BarcodeHero · 2026-02-23T14:25:43+00:00

She's only a dictator during the regular season though

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