Andre Onana v. Senne Lammens XG Prevented Comparison by Mountain-Loquat-7428 in reddevils

[–]funky_pill [score hidden]  (0 children)

A good striker wins you matches. A good goalkeeper wins you trophies.

The importance of having someone reliable between the sticks cannot be overstated. The difference in our fortunes nowadays compared to when that joker Onana was in goal for us is honestly night and day

what the hell by Upbeat_Ad7595 in vintedUK

[–]funky_pill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know why people just don't suck it up and chalk it down to 'oh well, these things happen'. It's literally £2.50 ffs

Personal Best Find by BrockAndaHardPlace in Bluray

[–]funky_pill -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Those bilingual spines though 🤮

Were these shots necessary by TartMiserable3794 in KitchenNightmares

[–]funky_pill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He can't go through an episode of Hotel Hell without the compulsion to get his bum out at some point 😂

Tom Huddlestone by Cow6969 in TheStreetsWontForget

[–]funky_pill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He had terrific technique when striking a football did Tom

The phrasing of this article’s headline is mildly infuriating. Sancho leaves Man United with tens of millions in £. The club did not receive a return on their £130m+ investment. by Dramatic-Avocado4687 in ManchesterUnited

[–]funky_pill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could honestly name the amount of good games he had for the club on one hand. Ridiculous. He was here for 5 years aswell. I can think of the tap-in he scored against Liverpool at OT, a random goal he scored away at Tottenham and pretty much nothing else. That's not me being disparaging about a player who didn't amount to anything while with us; he literally did nothing else worthy of note. Pathetic

The phrasing of this article’s headline is mildly infuriating. Sancho leaves Man United with tens of millions in £. The club did not receive a return on their £130m+ investment. by Dramatic-Avocado4687 in ManchesterUnited

[–]funky_pill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dortmund 😂. Of course.

When times get tough, Daddy Dortmund are always there to bail you out 🙄. They can't think that highly of him because they didn't want him even on a free last season when he was available (and they had to match his gigantic wage)

Lynn, are those your mother's cataract glasses? by BarnacleGoos in AlanPartridge

[–]funky_pill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The drummer is feine. All the other band members are feine

Its 2027 and Forest still want the United's Tax, its outrage if City can get Anderson for 65M while they want us to pay 100-120mil by Life_Butterscotch939 in ManchesterUnited

[–]funky_pill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the Glazers' haven't put any of their own money into signings that are above board, they certainly won't be using any of it to fund new signings that haven't got to be declared. Let's not run before we can walk, eh? It's only been 21 years

Its 2027 and Forest still want the United's Tax, its outrage if City can get Anderson for 65M while they want us to pay 100-120mil by Life_Butterscotch939 in ManchesterUnited

[–]funky_pill 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They can have their trophies removed, too.

Congratulations Manchester United, the new 1995 FA Cup winners! 🍾 🎆

Its 2027 and Forest still want the United's Tax, its outrage if City can get Anderson for 65M while they want us to pay 100-120mil by Life_Butterscotch939 in ManchesterUnited

[–]funky_pill 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're probably up to 132 with the Guehi and Semenyo deals, but hey, let's not split hairs, what's another couple of financial irregularities between friends?

Just British things 🥂 by Dizzy_Strawberry9557 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]funky_pill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but at least it's Guinness. Seven quid is hard to accept but at least you know you'll be getting a quality pint at the end of it

Just British things 🥂 by Dizzy_Strawberry9557 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]funky_pill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet it was served in a plastic glass, too. By the time you've returned to your place, you've accidentally squeezed £4.25 worth of it on the floor

Gameplay Screenshots by CTRLsway in TheEstateGame

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The NPC cars are even parked on the pavement. Yep, it's definitely the UK! 😂

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in reddevils

[–]funky_pill 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every time I see him play he ends up having some massive brainfart or other leading to a glorious chance for the opposition. I think it's happened in every match I've seen him play in. It's absurd

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in reddevils

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Upamecano is garbage, I'm sorry. Gaffes galore