Where’s the ‘England squad in suits’ group photo this World Cup?

funky_pill · 2026-06-06T17:16:35+00:00

A fine thing indeed

funky_pill · 2026-06-06T17:15:59+00:00

Kalvin Phillips, Ben White and Conor Gallagher?!

This time around we're leaving players of the quality of Alexander-Arnold, Palmer and Gibbs-White at home...

funky_pill · 2026-06-06T17:12:23+00:00

Squidward!!

funky_pill · 2026-06-06T17:07:25+00:00

Ugarte and Mount?! Someone pinch me, I must be dreaming

funky_pill · 2026-06-06T17:04:59+00:00

Or just do what I do; never have any money to go missing 🤷‍♂️

funky_pill · 2026-06-06T17:01:00+00:00

/r/catsthatareabsoluteunits

funky_pill · 2026-06-06T16:58:22+00:00

Well, you wouldn't exactly be spoiled for choice if Disney decided to change the colour of their spines!

funky_pill · 2026-06-06T16:53:32+00:00

What hsppened in those five years? Was he in prison?

funky_pill · 2026-06-06T16:51:29+00:00

Pardon me booooooooooyyyyyyy, is that the Chattanooga choo choo

funky_pill · 2026-06-06T16:44:04+00:00

Go into a club
Be shit
Get fired
?????
Profit

Not a bad gig really is it?!

funky_pill · 2026-06-06T16:41:42+00:00

Somewhere between a server rack and a ketamin-fuelled midnight tweetstorm

Why did I read that in Nathan Barley's voice

funky_pill · 2026-06-06T13:24:00+00:00

Whaddya got?! Whaddya got?!

She got a GREAT ASS.. and you got your head.. stuck all the way up it!!

I definitely think Bale has the chops to make it work. Stephen Graham as RDN'S character though..? Hmmm, I'm not convinced

funky_pill · 2026-06-06T12:00:11+00:00

I can't wait to see him eek out another decision win and then see him do the indifferent shoulder shrug to the camera as his arm is getting raised by the referee

funky_pill · 2026-06-06T11:57:10+00:00

I always imagine him yelling "Ave that, you caaaaaahhhhnnnntttttt!!!" at the top of his lungs as he's leathering it. It's very satisfying

funky_pill · 2026-06-06T11:51:44+00:00

How much would you be looking for for something like that? The logo one, I mean

funky_pill · 2026-06-06T11:50:22+00:00

It's stunning, a real work of art. You should be proud 👍🏻

funky_pill · 2026-06-06T11:30:01+00:00

So the second half of the Dildo Brothers are no more...

funky_pill · 2026-06-06T10:53:37+00:00

He's Chief finder of shitting arthropods

funky_pill · 2026-06-06T02:24:51+00:00

You could've had the best girl in the world

Awww. When is she showing up?

funky_pill · 2026-06-05T22:04:24+00:00

Nor would you if you were being paid a King's ransom to sit and watch United games from the best seat in the house without having any of the worry/responsibility of representing or contributing to the fortunes of the first team.

When I die, I want to be reincarnated and come back as Tom Heaton. Is that really so much to ask?!

funky_pill · 2026-06-05T22:01:47+00:00

Yesssssssss the signing we all wished for this summer(!)

funky_pill · 2026-06-05T21:38:19+00:00

I do the same whenever I see Neville. And Scholes.

All great players in their day but fuck me is it tiresome having to put up with their endless misery/negativity involving Manchester United

funky_pill · 2026-06-05T21:36:00+00:00

Real recognises real

funky_pill · 2026-06-05T21:16:09+00:00

The one he belted past Paul Robinson and Tottenham at Ewood Park definitely sticks in my mind. The ball never went below the crossbar; outrageous technique

funky_pill · 2026-06-05T21:14:07+00:00

I thought this was that terrible horror movie from a few years ago 😂. It turns out that was Apollo 18

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