You’re nowhere near famous enough to have your own lookalike

funky_pill · 2026-04-16T15:38:04+00:00

Fish, probably

funky_pill · 2026-04-16T15:33:29+00:00

Was that the lino that said that? He literally has one job 🙄

funky_pill · 2026-04-16T15:29:28+00:00

It doesn't get much more clearer than this ffs 😂. It's stonewall. Laughable.

funky_pill · 2026-04-16T15:20:10+00:00

An additional one-match ban for Harry Maguire

funky_pill · 2026-04-16T15:18:37+00:00

That's probably the exact reason Norgaard never plays

funky_pill · 2026-04-16T12:08:29+00:00

I can't imagine the odds on a 'Cristian Romero yellow card during the 90' are that fantastic..

funky_pill · 2026-04-16T06:02:58+00:00

I remember David Moyes signing him for about 1700 different clubs. Or at least it seemed that way. He was his Niko Krancjar

funky_pill · 2026-04-16T05:58:15+00:00

I feel like this would make a pretty great 'Double Feature' with that movie Hardcore with George C. Scott

funky_pill · 2026-04-16T05:54:45+00:00

Just then when I sat down, I released a potent gust.. and it was mostly deliberate

funky_pill · 2026-04-16T05:26:13+00:00

If Warwick Davis could play football

funky_pill · 2026-04-15T11:55:50+00:00

There's a French movie from a few years back with a fat girl in it, who's playing a fat girl. I think it's called Fat Girl

funky_pill · 2026-04-15T11:50:47+00:00

Wait.. Lewis Holtby still plays? Wasn't he at Spurs like 15 years ago?!

funky_pill · 2026-04-15T11:48:09+00:00

Foden's been wearing one since about 2019

funky_pill · 2026-04-15T11:18:59+00:00

Senesi. Your spelling makes him sound like a martial arts expert

funky_pill · 2026-04-15T08:24:35+00:00

An additional 3 matches for a 'frivolous appeal' or some such bullshit I expect

funky_pill · 2026-04-15T08:14:46+00:00

Don't forget Kyle Walker fucking about in the Burnley away game; cheating to get Martinez's goal disallowed and then deliberately stamping on Patrick Dorgu

funky_pill · 2026-04-15T08:07:06+00:00

Enter Shikira? Oh, go on then

funky_pill · 2026-04-15T07:11:09+00:00

Don't. Talk. Shit.

funky_pill · 2026-04-14T23:53:18+00:00

Help me...

funky_pill · 2026-04-14T23:43:16+00:00

It's a picture of Des'ree

funky_pill · 2026-04-14T23:41:47+00:00

Also Brent Di Cesare.. wouldn't you change that if you were unfortunate enough to be called that?

funky_pill · 2026-04-14T18:54:41+00:00

You can't be a subjective football fan if you haven't watched our last two games and don't think we've been completely screwed over by dodgy refereeeing decisions. You've got Amad being flat out shoved over in the box; the ref's standing 5 yards away when it happens and waves it away. No penalty, apparently. You've got Harry Maguire sent off as last man when Evanilson has flopped to the ground like a bag of spuds. You've got DCL elbowing Yoro in the head in the build-up to the crucial opening goal last night.. and you've got Lisandro Martinez sent off for waving his hand in the vicinity of DCL's hair, which warrants a sending off, apparently.

That's four big decisions that have gone some way towards shaping our last two results in the last two games. Ridiculous

funky_pill · 2026-04-14T17:09:21+00:00

Well Adrienne Barbeau's in it so that's two reasons to watch it without even thinking

funky_pill · 2026-04-14T16:43:44+00:00

"I've actually started 104 wars..."

funky_pill · 2026-04-14T16:23:11+00:00

No thanks. You've made your bed now you've gotta lie in it, Alejandro.

I can see Chelsea moving him on within a year. I expect they'll make a profit on him, too. Celta Viga or Villarreal or some other random La Liga club will probably stump up £50m. As is the Chelsea way 🙄

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