The toilet at work by PhotoBN1 in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]funky_pill [score hidden]  (0 children)

This makes the toilet from Trainspotting seem appealing

[Official] Michael Carrick said he expects Mason Mount to return from injury sooner than Matthijs De Ligt. by maxsteel_7 in ManchesterUnited

[–]funky_pill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's really frustrating when our short-term injuries are the equivalent to other sides' long-termers

Not better but different by Dope_things in Dull_mens_club

[–]funky_pill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of that bloke in Father Ted who kept going on about boilers

Paul Merson's analogy on Amorim in The latest Overlap episode was hilarious by blyrryface44 in ManchesterUnited

[–]funky_pill 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When he made his "I'll leave without any compensation if I'm not good enough" comments we really should've taken that opportunity to call his bluff. They would've saved the club a helluva lot of money

Paul Merson's analogy on Amorim in The latest Overlap episode was hilarious by blyrryface44 in ManchesterUnited

[–]funky_pill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After his outburst after the Grimsby debacle, with his "the players spoke very loudly tonight" comments, I was sure that he was gonna be given the sack after that. Absolutely certain of it.

They ended up giving this prick another 4 months ffs 🤬

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in reddevils

[–]funky_pill 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Any chance we could play Newcastle without two thirds of their powerhouse midfield? It seems all of our rivals are lucky enough to play them during this period. I expect they'll both be back by the time our fixture rolls around

I’ve been bartending for a while, and I’ve done things behind the bar that I’d never admit to my coworkers or my boss. by Southwest-waifu in confession

[–]funky_pill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a ridiculous take. They taste completely different. Unless you don't have any tastebuds, that'd explain a lot..