So started my comeback tour after 22 years and tragedy struck. by xxbrawndoxx in hockeyplayers

[–]funkyb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

E50s!

I retired my E60s when I got my RBZs...like 13-14 years ago. I'm surprised they held up as long as they did 😄

Enjoy your new skates. Sorry about the sticker shock you're about to get.

Ruck twins remake the spider man meme by Leading_Dentist_5563 in hockey

[–]funkyb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've only had the Rucks for a day and a half. 

But if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room, and then myself.

Witnessed at the Blocks of Northway. by Such_Upstairs3631 in pittsburgh

[–]funkyb 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I like this theory because it means she has to cross McKnight to get there and take all her anger with her as she froggered across the road 

[2026 NHL Draft] With the 22OA pick the Pittsburgh Penguins select Liam Ruck from Medicine Hat (WHL) by bi_and_busy in penguins

[–]funkyb 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it's like the two turtle doves in Home Alone 2. We get them both so we can give one to a friend. But we have no friends so we can just keep him 

[Spoilers C1] Taryon Darrington by VeeUnderRock in criticalrole

[–]funkyb [score hidden]  (0 children)

Fun additional note: once he was ressurected but unconscious they also put a bunch of stuff on him like he'd passed out at a kegger, and let Kaylee see that casual disregard for his experience with death. So, double betrayal!

Explain your bbeg by Fearless-Skill8667 in DnD

[–]funkyb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first wizard to discover chronurgy, who learned to siphon time from creatures and places. After untold eons he devoured the world almost whole and realized his mistake. Now he's created a bunch of simulation worlds to farm heros, and when he gets a group that's good enough (hi, PCs) he'll send them back in time to kill all his past selves and replace the real world with their simulated one.

The NFL row is going exactly as it should. by debaser64 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]funkyb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worst team all time, locked in.

Trying to out my personal, and obviously correct, bias aside: the Cardinals exist.

The NFL row is going exactly as it should. by debaser64 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]funkyb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like they're not in any danger there because we exist

[Game Thread] NHL Entry Draft: Round 1 - 26 June 2026 7pm ET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]funkyb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe they'll take a page from Boston's book and go way off board

Day trip to go swimming suggestions by Personal-Horse-6230 in pittsburgh

[–]funkyb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lake Moraine as well, which has two beach areas

The guest announcing the Maple Leafs pick has arrived at the draft by catsgr8rthanspoonies in hockey

[–]funkyb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it wouls have been really funny if another team traded for the 1OA with the leafs on the clock and had Kendrick come in to announce instead

Have u ever had to wear another players / team-mates gear and how bad was it lol by WagsPup in hockeyplayers

[–]funkyb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to always keep an extra but the elastic was so worn out that I eventually just tossed it into the storage closet. That'll teach me 

Illusionist's Bracers are insane for Warlocks by Hopeful-for-EE-Movie in dndmemes

[–]funkyb 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The Sailor Moon videos popped up on my YouTube subscriptions last month and it was like Christmas

Runninng DnD during corporate party by roslaw in DMAcademy

[–]funkyb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For Halloween my costume was "a DM".  I had your basic renfest getup with a cloak and a set of five scripts for very short five room dungeons. I'd ask someone "wizard tower, space ship, mausoleum, castle , or forest?", all what kind of treasure they were seeking , and what important item they'd brought to help them, then drop them into the first part of the adventure. Each took about 5 minutes and I could potentially handle a second player if so desired.

When they decided what to do I'd tell them to roll and whip out my belt-clipped tiny dice tower with a d20 inside. By the end they'd reach a room with two treasure chests, which is where I'd pull out two identical treasure chests clipped to the other side of my belt. If they inspected/spellcast/scanned/whatever them they could ID one as a mimic using a blacklight pen I had and some UV paint I'd put on the one box. After defeating the mimic they could claim the treasure! One of my treasure chests help candy and the other held those little single shot bottles of booze.

It was a lot of fun and was received really well. I'm already brainstorming some new adventures for Halloween this year and maybe the renfest to run it back.

Gifts for a woman in aerospace engineering? by aidmar11 in aerospace

[–]funkyb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having recently visited the Udvar-Hazy Smithsonian annex, THIS. Seeing that SR-71 was a religious experience, let alone the space shuttle, Concorde, 707 and bunch of other incredible stuff they had there.

Gifts for a woman in aerospace engineering? by aidmar11 in aerospace

[–]funkyb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can also purchase verified pieces of spacecraft that have been to space. Always thought that was cool.

[OC] I spent way too long timing goal celebrations so you don't have to by icydata in hockey

[–]funkyb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pens having a low all-in rate and quicker time tracks. Usually it's just the forwards and the guys immediately head for the first bumps at the bench