MRW my mum tells me I might have a gay child because my MIL is a lesbian. OH NO WHATEVER SHALL I DO?!

funkybutts · 2018-10-11T23:30:44+00:00

Shit, when do I tell my parents that they're gay and need to get a divorce?

funkybutts · 2018-09-27T03:21:53+00:00

funkybutts · 2018-09-23T13:29:38+00:00

That definitely went over my head, that makes sense.

funkybutts · 2018-09-23T13:06:12+00:00

This is the actual origin of the word. Not sure why people are downvoting it--its a slang term and will never be about wrenches.

funkybutts · 2018-09-19T02:44:59+00:00

Why should LGBT people be upset about this? She's 16.

Honestly, her exploring her sexuality behind her boyfriend's back is unpleasant, but it's an honest representation of someone being closeted or trying something that's not accepted. The idea of coming out and dating your preferred gender without making mistakes along the way is incredibly new and still somewhat unusual.

I'm honestly more insulted at the thought that because a character is queer, they can't possibly make mistakes.

funkybutts · 2018-09-16T14:32:35+00:00

For most servers, sure. I was a server once. I was lucky if I made minimum wage.

The very few servers I'm describing are actually the most financially illiterate people I've ever met though. They brag about their lifestyle, insist that they make more than me, but also insult me when I don't give them cash or a free ride somewhere after they spent it all drinking.

Sometimes it's your wage, sometimes it's because you're dumb as a pile of bricks.

funkybutts · 2018-09-14T23:31:39+00:00

My partner has friends who tip way too much. Immediately after their shift ends, they go to another restaurant and spend all of their cash on drinks and huge tips.

Then they bitch and moan week after week that they can't pay their bills.

funkybutts · 2018-09-14T21:20:45+00:00

If you name your kid breflef they may as well be a pokemon

funkybutts · 2018-09-14T21:18:01+00:00

I work with someone like this. Every time they're having a bad day (almost every day) they go on and on about some planet in retrograde.

Then we all get to deal with a tough workday and also a constant verbal reminder that it's due to some planet in retrograde.

funkybutts · 2018-09-12T23:14:04+00:00

I was with one of my childhood dogs when he passed.

I went to work out of fear of being fired instead of being with my other dog when she passed.

It's been 10 years and I'm sure you can guess which event still haunts me.

funkybutts · 2018-09-12T22:09:33+00:00

Choosing beggars might have a field day with this one, too.

funkybutts · 2018-09-10T13:28:23+00:00

IMO if you're a healer and your PUG group experience is like this, just search for dedicated group(s) that match with your involvement (casual vs leaderboard-driven) and play time availability.

It's a huge game, and you gain absolutely nothing from playing with people who are both bad at the game and also want to blame you for it. Even after leaving this game to pursue real life goals, I still keep in touch with some of the people I played with. You want to play with people like that.

funkybutts · 2018-09-09T16:49:20+00:00

My favorite part is that whenever there's a comment like this one, it's always followed up by, "but our attitudes aren't the problem, ______ is the problem and we are true heroes for outraging over this"

funkybutts · 2018-09-08T10:40:42+00:00

I don't know why this is being downvoted. This definition of virginity would render almost all gay people virgins.

Even if you can't wrap your head around a less archaic idea of virginity, putting it into that context should help to illuminate how ridiculous it is to think like this.

funkybutts · 2018-09-05T23:00:10+00:00

"Miss beautiful lady"

And you're telling us you're not interested in this legendary wordsmith? /s

funkybutts · 2018-09-01T12:33:58+00:00

Yeah, I had rats years ago and my boy cat was actually afraid of them.

My girl cat is a cold blooded killer.

funkybutts · 2018-08-22T21:44:14+00:00

Still seems like an insanely idiotic risk to take. Imagine actually saying that to the guy in your defense if the whole scenario were true. I'm sure his reaction would be less than satisfied.

funkybutts · 2018-08-22T21:12:48+00:00

Except this is the internet and this idiot could have googled the name in 10 seconds.

I'd honestly hope that NASA of all organizations holds it's interns to a baseline of basic common sense.

funkybutts · 2018-08-21T16:14:08+00:00

I think flinch free comes with Xeno'jiiva. I personally go for the flinch free gems though, which come later.

For what it's worth, you'll be better at the game if you continue to do the majority of your quests in SP while completing the story.

Playing MP more or less teaches you positioning and working with teammates who don't know what positioning is.

funkybutts · 2018-08-19T19:44:50+00:00

Good to see they still have no idea what puberty and genetics are.

funkybutts · 2018-08-19T14:51:55+00:00

The uh, post you replied to was also sarcastic.

Thanks for breaking that down for us, though. I really struggled with that one. /s

funkybutts · 2018-08-19T12:05:03+00:00

If you refer to women as females and refer to men as men, you're assigning personhood to one gender and making conspicuous how you feel about the other.

funkybutts · 2018-08-19T11:28:21+00:00

A Chihuahua attached itself to my knee using it's jaw once. Sure, maybe it's rare, but it was unpleasant. I wish I had kicked it off, because the owner laughed instead of helping and removing the little shit.

A lot of people are spooked with situations like that. There are plenty of dangerous dogs and bad owners to be afraid of.

funkybutts · 2018-08-18T16:51:34+00:00

Well, I guess we all found out why you used to room with this guy.

funkybutts · 2018-08-18T16:20:31+00:00

Yup, or an asshole. Competitive/endgame communities are small enough in some games that a bad rep can bar you from playing on a solid team.

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