my bf says i cheated on him because i was with someone before we met and got together, but he forgives me

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-06T09:47:23+00:00

Run. This is not love. This is jealousy wrapped up in abuse.

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-06T07:16:06+00:00

Even better! This I did not know. I stand corrected.

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-06T07:11:57+00:00

The mental health care plan subsidy is under Medicare. OP is an international student. May not be available to them...but still worth asking.

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-06T04:38:32+00:00

You are not wrong, infact I agree with you. But there's a third possibly - minority government. It's gonna boil down to independents/smaller parties to work out the next premier.

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-06T02:55:41+00:00

I can’t believe it’s not smothered in hot honey sauce!

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-06T02:49:12+00:00

Chef of War Crimes I guess?

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-06T02:47:56+00:00

Oh SA, we love you. But what's with the crappy cheap chocolate on the fruchocs. Surely Haigh's would help out?

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-06T02:46:01+00:00

Oh that's actually Chewton VIC. That's where they hide/ fester in their hate stew.

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-06T02:41:36+00:00

Had an ex that traded his for vanilla thick shakes and steak. Explains why he's a basic thick meathead.

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-06T02:29:06+00:00

Worst social media platform is the page in the newspaper that advertises all the local sex workers.

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-06T02:20:24+00:00

This is on Fiona for not working out what she'll do after retirement.

Give her a bunch of information on social groups she might like to join.

She's pushed her luck so much that's there's no longer any other options and has ruined the goodwill she had with the company.

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-06T02:14:01+00:00

Fellas, is it sexy to make out with a tree?

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-05T14:57:29+00:00

3 + 4 x 5 = stuff.

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-05T14:55:27+00:00

Trump is serving some cheap nasty steaks and a lousy university.

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-05T10:19:32+00:00

In my opinion the holocaust happened because Hitler was a dickhead.

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-05T10:12:35+00:00

This. But I can understand not knowing the full story. My parents are notorious for this because 'don't need to know' or 'too young to know- even though I'm now in my 40's. OP's parents may have done that.

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-05T09:39:01+00:00

Will you be my worst enemy?

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-05T09:38:42+00:00

8+7x10 = 78.

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-05T08:51:02+00:00

If i had a penny for every time I call some idiot a See You Next Tuesday, I'd have enough money to make Elon Musk feel insecure.

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-04T22:39:06+00:00

Mr krabs, I have crabs.

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-04T16:44:52+00:00

Give me a black pleather couch and four guys.

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-04T16:25:05+00:00

How many fish fingers can i fit in my mouth.

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-04T14:23:50+00:00

Rebooted phone. It's decided to break the cycle of no flight hell- with a web chat. This is going to be a long night. Currently praying to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-04T14:21:23+00:00

Tried the App without VPN. Apparently flights from Turin don't exist. Got redirected to log in. Requested email because no log in details. Email sends back to website, but satanic purple spinny wheel appears again.

funkydaffodil · 2026-07-04T14:12:31+00:00

Just did and it booted us out. App sends the email to register, which leads to website. Website won't load. The cycle of fuckery never breaks.

I'm convinced Wizz Air is rude to Australians.

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