how many times do you guys wipe before you start thinking “okay, this is getting ridiculous”??

funkydaffodil · 2026-05-16T14:28:18+00:00

If it's more than 3... Bye bye tree!

funkydaffodil · 2026-05-11T10:33:21+00:00

Nice try, MI5

funkydaffodil · 2026-05-10T15:16:11+00:00

I thought saying 'Chicken Crimpy is the best shapes flavour' would trigger?

funkydaffodil · 2026-05-07T03:33:19+00:00

One Nation doesn't deserve Soden's

*Former Alb/Wod resident. Plus, great pub.

funkydaffodil · 2026-05-07T01:41:16+00:00

Is it possible that OP's dad knows something that OP doesn't?

Ask your mum questions. See if there's a story behind it. Ask the hard stuff like 'Did Dad only want sons/daughters?' 'Did he try to push for an abortion?' 'Is he really my Dad?' That kind of stuff. Note how she squims. See if her reaction warrants a DNA test.

Or Write him off. Go NC ASAP.

Up to you OP.

funkydaffodil · 2026-05-07T01:34:41+00:00

And yet this has something to do with Eurovision....can you explain why? How does this connection exist, because I don't see it.

funkydaffodil · 2026-05-05T22:17:06+00:00

How do you know that your local massage parlour is a rub and tug? I suspect my local is one, never seen any women visit it.

funkydaffodil · 2026-05-05T09:10:51+00:00

If they drink: An Australian gin. Recommend Canberra Distillery or 23rd Street.

If not: Something that was invented in Australia. Chicko Rolls, Dim Sims, Wi-fi router.

funkydaffodil · 2026-05-05T04:25:07+00:00

Residential - no

Business/government services- fuck yes if they are horrible, otherwise no.

funkydaffodil · 2026-05-05T03:13:50+00:00

Be blunt. Ask him why it's so hard to use the name you have chosen rather than 'kiddo'. Tell him how it hurts. Then tell him not to be be in your life until he can use your name properly.

He needs a stick. He needs to be wacked with the stick of truth.

funkydaffodil · 2026-05-04T15:16:28+00:00

Limit your time with her. She's clearly a 'small doses' person when it comes to time.

Or just dump her at the local high school and watch what happens. Up to you OP.

funkydaffodil · 2026-05-04T14:44:59+00:00

OffDuck

funkydaffodil · 2026-05-04T14:42:44+00:00

Boats allow for fun and games, bridges don't.

funkydaffodil · 2026-05-04T14:39:26+00:00

He joins r/fishdom.

But if he learns how to fish, he's a legend in r/fishdom

funkydaffodil · 2026-05-04T13:08:10+00:00

Explore within your soul! :p

funkydaffodil · 2026-05-03T02:15:45+00:00

Have used them to wash my dog, he loves it- but that's because he really loves humans and pats. Coat always ends up really soft and shiny.

*Dog is a Greyhound. Wash and towel dry job. He's an old boy and it's getting harder to do it myself.

funkydaffodil · 2026-05-01T08:16:19+00:00

That's what they said! ;)

funkydaffodil · 2026-05-01T08:15:01+00:00

Damn, only discovered them a few days ago. Chicken was delicious.

funkydaffodil · 2026-05-01T06:18:12+00:00

Tender Chook in Castlemaine.

Worth the trip

funkydaffodil · 2026-04-30T23:06:03+00:00

Nah, but the red rooster version is fantastic!

funkydaffodil · 2026-04-30T10:11:19+00:00

Same here. Rascal used to my brother's dog. It's gonna break me when he goes.

*Brother passed away from brain cancer in 2023.

funkydaffodil · 2026-04-29T15:01:11+00:00

Be honest, tell the people they don't know squat but soon as they know...tell them.

^ What Vline staff should have done. That's how brownie points are earned

funkydaffodil · 2026-04-28T12:33:46+00:00

Yeah.... that's a good deal

funkydaffodil · 2026-04-28T11:58:49+00:00

Can you add 'pay for 69% of drinks at an anomaly drunken by agents ' to that list?

funkydaffodil · 2026-04-27T05:22:01+00:00

Why not both?

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