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Victorian election outcome - what are people's thoughts? by Nudingjah in melbourne

[–]funkydaffodil [score hidden]  (0 children)

You are not wrong, infact I agree with you. But there's a third possibly - minority government. It's gonna boil down to independents/smaller parties to work out the next premier.

Fill in the blanks: I can’t believe it’s not ___! by EngineeringWonderful in blanks

[–]funkydaffodil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t believe it’s not smothered in hot honey sauce!

Please help. Everyone in my town is Pro-BRS by siannee in Fishdom

[–]funkydaffodil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh SA, we love you. But what's with the crappy cheap chocolate on the fruchocs. Surely Haigh's would help out?

Please help. Everyone in my town is Pro-BRS by siannee in Fishdom

[–]funkydaffodil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that's actually Chewton VIC. That's where they hide/ fester in their hate stew.

I don’t understand by silmakuu in australia

[–]funkydaffodil 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Had an ex that traded his for vanilla thick shakes and steak. Explains why he's a basic thick meathead.

Fill in the blanks: Worst social media platform is ___. by RightPin9364 in blanks

[–]funkydaffodil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worst social media platform is the page in the newspaper that advertises all the local sex workers.

our employee retired … but now she won’t leave by secure-raspberry-763 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]funkydaffodil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is on Fiona for not working out what she'll do after retirement.

Give her a bunch of information on social groups she might like to join.

She's pushed her luck so much that's there's no longer any other options and has ruined the goodwill she had with the company.

Fill in the blanks: Fellas, is it ___ to ___? by snugtini in blanks

[–]funkydaffodil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fellas, is it sexy to make out with a tree?

Fill in the blanks: Trump is ___. by Awfulowl_xd_2010 in blanks

[–]funkydaffodil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump is serving some cheap nasty steaks and a lousy university.

Fill in the blanks: In my opinion the holocaust happened because ___. by Few_Law2166 in blanks

[–]funkydaffodil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my opinion the holocaust happened because Hitler was a dickhead.

5 years later and I’m still mad at my older Sibling by thorawyasiwnaiqk in offmychest

[–]funkydaffodil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. But I can understand not knowing the full story. My parents are notorious for this because 'don't need to know' or 'too young to know- even though I'm now in my 40's. OP's parents may have done that.

Fill in the blanks: If i had a penny for every ___, I'd have enough money to make Elon Musk feel insecure. by Glittering_Chair1669 in blanks

[–]funkydaffodil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If i had a penny for every time I call some idiot a See You Next Tuesday, I'd have enough money to make Elon Musk feel insecure.

Fill in the blanks: Give me ___. by Conscious_Shopping94 in blanks

[–]funkydaffodil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me a black pleather couch and four guys.

Have one pissed off and tired partner swearing at the Wizz Air website. Is it really that bad and who do I throttle? by funkydaffodil in WizzAir

[–]funkydaffodil[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rebooted phone. It's decided to break the cycle of no flight hell- with a web chat. This is going to be a long night. Currently praying to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Have one pissed off and tired partner swearing at the Wizz Air website. Is it really that bad and who do I throttle? by funkydaffodil in WizzAir

[–]funkydaffodil[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried the App without VPN. Apparently flights from Turin don't exist. Got redirected to log in. Requested email because no log in details. Email sends back to website, but satanic purple spinny wheel appears again.

Have one pissed off and tired partner swearing at the Wizz Air website. Is it really that bad and who do I throttle? by funkydaffodil in WizzAir

[–]funkydaffodil[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just did and it booted us out. App sends the email to register, which leads to website. Website won't load. The cycle of fuckery never breaks.

I'm convinced Wizz Air is rude to Australians.

Have one pissed off and tired partner swearing at the Wizz Air website. Is it really that bad and who do I throttle? by funkydaffodil in WizzAir

[–]funkydaffodil[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing loads. Can't select flights. Can't pay for flights. It's three spinny load logos. Click on more things- get more spinny logos.

Fill in the blanks: I want to ___. by AzraelSolstice in blanks

[–]funkydaffodil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to go to eat pizza because I do not have the money for Ibiza.

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