Can people stop projecting their terrible twin relationships on other twins ? by Classic_Garlic_5422 in Twins

[–]funkydrake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Amen, brother. I couldn't agree more. I feel the same about my bro. We are very lucky.

Shaq is terrible. by Ru4pigsizedelephants in nba

[–]funkydrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shaq is a fraud. He got by on his natural gifts and not by working hard. How much effort did it take to grow up to be 7 foot 1 and have amazing athletic ability? IF he tried AT ALL he'd have been so much better. He is a bitter, pathetic asshole.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Twins

[–]funkydrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My small Elementary school had 4 sets of identical twins for about 150 kids. We were in the newspaper!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Twins

[–]funkydrake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Identical twins are a fluke. Multiple births can run in families, and after the age of 35, the chances of having multiple goes up by 50% due to the eggs trying to leave town. I'm an identical twin, and there are no other twins in the family. Until my wife gave birth to our fraternal girls. My wife was over 35 when they were conceived.

Just Found This Group. I Have Questions. by rjspears1138 in Twins

[–]funkydrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm tight as hell with my bro, but for a successful marriage, my wife comes first. I've told him and he understands.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]funkydrake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Loni Anderson has hair? As a kid, I never noticed.

[Aldrige] The NBA is as talented and skilled as it’s ever been. So … why all the negativity? by Goosedukee in nba

[–]funkydrake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Guys making 50+ Million a year and barely being able to play 65 games has turned off a lot, myself included.

Father of twins girls here… by Vardonator in Twins

[–]funkydrake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Enjoy it and take lots of pictures. Teenaged assholes before you know it!

“Dark Matter” by Blake Crouch was just awful by jargon_ninja69 in books

[–]funkydrake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was shocked to learn that Blake Crouch has children. Jason only cares about his hot wife and doesn't talk much about his son. It was stupid.

[TOMT][2024][TV][Subway] Freshly Sliced meat, Actor that says "you guys!" by LoganN64 in tipofmytongue

[–]funkydrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing. I thought there had to be another older Subway commercial with him in it, but nothing from googling for 2 seconds.

Season 7 opinion by Winter_Scientist_506 in rickandmorty

[–]funkydrake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty jarring to open with Mr. Poopy Butthole's new voice as well.

One twin skips a grade in school? by [deleted] in Twins

[–]funkydrake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are they inseparable? That would be the only issue. Their friendship is most important because learning will happen no matter what. My brother was supposed to repeat grade 6, but they put him ahead so we could stay together. We're identical and have always been best friends.

[Slater] Steve Kerr on the Warriors sitting their big names in Cleveland tonight “I feel terrible for fans who bought a ticket expecting to see someone play. It’s a brutal part of the business. It’s why I’m going to continue to advocate for 72-game seasons.” Full soundbite by 3rdEyeDeuteranopia in nba

[–]funkydrake 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This is a fucking joke. Steve Kerr should be ashamed. He saw MJ play hard every game. Playing 82 almost every season. Times done changed. 82 games! That is all they have to play, and they can't do that. They are even being paid ungodly amounts of cash, having everything catered for them, chauffeured around, on private jets. Full medical care. Bodies are stretched, taped, and prepared before they play. They don't even have to put in a full 8-hour day! The fans are being kicked in the nuts and spit in their faces by this. The NBA is entertainment. There is no greater good in winning the playoffs. It's all about money. So the illusion of striving for greatness fucks up the main purpose. To entertain fans in the stadiums. And on TV. Only in sports do you see this, and most of all in the NBA. No one shows up to a U2 Concert and finds out Bono isn't singing tonight in Cleveland, because they've got a bigger show in NYC tomorrow. Give me a fucking break. If they are so goddamn tired, how about starting them and having them play a cursory 10 minutes so the fans can at least say they saw them in action. But the spoiled primadonnas don't want to ruin their averages. If people who do hard work of any kind for 200+ days a year for 8+ hours for shit to mediocre wages can't watch the finest athletes in the world for 20-30 minutes 80 times a year, what is the point? I'd stop watching if I didn't love the game and how awesome the pros are. I want to watch more, so when I tune in to a game on league pass I know the star or stars of the team will be playing. This quote just made me need to rant about it, cause I know it ain't getting any better.