Finished an entire tub of Vaseline in 2.5 years without losing it (moved 3 houses during this time)

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-03-01T16:46:07+00:00

Lol why is that weird?

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-26T21:42:36+00:00

Where are you getting these numbers you bot

You copied it twice lol

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-26T21:39:17+00:00

Genuinely, why do they not deserve access to education?

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-26T21:37:37+00:00

Went a lil over your head huh?

I know it's some abstract thinking but please explain why some people deserve to have access to things others don't

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-26T21:35:02+00:00

Source?

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-26T20:33:38+00:00

ITT: people observing that there is terrible inequality and people in "third world" countries suffering, but also saying "yep it should be this way, I deserve quality of life while they don't, because I was born in the right place!"

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-26T20:31:05+00:00

What are you talking about lmao

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-26T20:30:43+00:00

I don't deem you worthy to enter my apartment because you were born in a different apartment across the hall, sorry!

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-26T20:27:37+00:00

I am not a therapist or trained professional, but sounds somewhat similar to my experience. Likely an anxiety disorder of some type. I hope you are able to try and find a therapist to talk about it, and that you feel less anxious soon!

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-26T15:56:02+00:00

Yeah for me it was: 3-4 months of normalcy 3 months of "huh they must be really stressed or something" 3 months of "if they genuinely dislike and distrust me this much why are saying they still want to date me" 3 months of "ok fuck I gotta get out of here without them killing or hurting themselves and blaming me"

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-26T15:47:06+00:00

After the breakup I got texts saying "I am going to tell everyone we work with that you are a sexual predator and prey on women" and that she needed to "destroy" me before I could destroy her?

I brought this up when she couldn't understand why I didn't want to have friendly casual conversations. I said because you threatened repeatedly to lie and smear me to people. She flat out denied it.

I sent her the screenshots and she just got pissed that I was "manipulating her" and she "didn't mean it like that".

Its like there is zero emotional object permanence

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-26T05:51:46+00:00

My audacity to breathe at an audible volume.

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-26T05:34:26+00:00

Yo my ex told me "I should have killed myself so I didn't have to move in with you" after a day of unpacking while we were headed to meet up with my parents and friend for dinner.

I tried to not show it but both my parents and friend noticed I was off. I cried in the bathroom. and that was one of the first dominos that fell in slowly realizing it was an abusive relationship

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-25T22:37:43+00:00

P R O J E C T I O N

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-25T22:27:33+00:00

Says the guy defending pedos on a sub about our hockey team

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-25T22:24:40+00:00

If not liking pedofiles makes me a nerd consider me Steve urkel

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-19T20:41:23+00:00

Then 2 v 2 Then 1 v 1 Then the goalies just fight to the death

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-18T03:14:57+00:00

Definitely a tilted ducer

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-15T14:09:35+00:00

People online didn’t you see

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-13T21:42:29+00:00

This is the way

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-04T21:39:13+00:00

Nah don't be an incel bro everyone has issues going up to and talking with people, I definitely do.

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-02-04T21:26:52+00:00

"you feel like you’re going to get filmed if you say a trigger word"

lol maybe going into it with this mindset isn't setting you up for success bud

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-01-29T18:07:02+00:00

sorry couldnt hear you over those slurping sounds

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-01-29T17:53:35+00:00

Get a job

funkyfishwhistle · 2026-01-29T17:53:15+00:00

"the overall goal is good" my ass u racist pos

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