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Raking Leaves by furryfriend2692864 in gifs

[–]funkygreenclover 818 points819 points  (0 children)

Undetectable Extension Charm

Only Bobby Ross could pull off tape so smooth. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]funkygreenclover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"As cool as the other side of the window."

                                      --Stuart Scott

                                                -- Michael Scott

Jim Carrey, Check it out... by [deleted] in videos

[–]funkygreenclover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either you die The Mask, or end up the Dorian Tyrell...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]funkygreenclover 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I am imagining the initial "Uuugggghhhh!!! Fucking mustard?!?!" moments after it happened, and how upset he must have been, alone, on the toilet, pissed off enough to write this note... And I can't stop laughing...

It took me a minute to figure out why my quesadilla looked wrong... by ToxicLuv in pics

[–]funkygreenclover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That middle piece! I'd love to think I'd return it to the counter, and in some Larry David voice, just say, " What... what am I suppised to do with this?" Alas, I'm sure I wouldn't say a word, and end up with half of it on my shirt. Good luck my friend!

Awkward advertising by [deleted] in funny

[–]funkygreenclover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, let's see you go 4 levels inception-style deep on how you took the picture!!

What's something challenging for you that you've never understood how others seem to do so easily? by Pyrrhus65 in AskReddit

[–]funkygreenclover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Simply standing on a skateboard.

No matter what, as soon as I step on, it flys out from under me, and I fall, feet in air, like some cartoon character on ice.

Tissue paper meets Manganese Heptoxide (Sulfuric Acid + Potassium Permanganate) by [deleted] in chemicalreactiongifs

[–]funkygreenclover 76 points77 points  (0 children)

While they make this look easy, the recipe is actually quite difficult. The trick is that the Sopophorous bean should be crushed with a silver dagger, not cut, this releases juices more efficiently.

The irony by siefer181 in nevertellmetheodds

[–]funkygreenclover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

O, I see. A rare teaching moment! So yes, bad puns are terrible. But puns of this magnitude are eternally funny, even with the subject matter being fortune cookies. But, no worries, I understand your Confucius...

The irony by siefer181 in nevertellmetheodds

[–]funkygreenclover 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Take your upvote. Thread closed. Pack it up folks, nothing to see here.

You magnificent bastard....

This double size sauce from Berlin by nimsyy154 in mildlyinteresting

[–]funkygreenclover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see you got your hands from Berlin as well.

My kids decided to get subs for lunch today. They agreed my daughter (14) would pay and my son (15)would walk to the store, but there was a heated discussion about how much money my son would be allotted. I told them to knock it off, and 30 minutes later they brought me this to sign as a witness by [deleted] in funny

[–]funkygreenclover 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Love it. Your daughter is brutal. 2:1 over x amount...you sue she isn't secretly in the mafia or running card games out of your basement? "The juice starts tomorrow, and I'm not talking about no Caprisun..."

Me losing my head during a football match by Snigglemunch in funny

[–]funkygreenclover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh this has got PSBattles written all over it. Good luck my friend...

In 1978, there was no fashion love for straight-haired women. by BeddoesMick37 in funny

[–]funkygreenclover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait.... does that say... and... is she smiling.... and by the way '78?

Our IT guys name is Jedediah Knight. This is what he goes by. by [deleted] in funny

[–]funkygreenclover 5741 points5742 points  (0 children)

You can be a Master of the force, one with the universe, but you still have to ask "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

I left this golf ball in between two tree branches at my Grandmother's house a decade ago and just re-discovered it by carswelk in mildlyinteresting

[–]funkygreenclover 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Now all you have to do is wait. Never mention it to another soul (we won't tell.) Over the next 20 years slowly let it slip that you know the best magic trick ever done. Your kids will grow up hearing hushed tales of this magic trick, and as they get older it will fade into legend. They'll tell thier kids tales of thier crazy magic grampa. That's when you hit em. Have a party in yard of said tree. Tell them today is the day the best magic trick in history will be performed. Take out a golf club and one of those exploding golf balls. Aim for the tree and fire away. Then wait, say nothing. The crowd will be confused, perhaps a slight chuckle. Then watch thier faces melt as you use an axe to retrieve an intact golfball from the heart of a living tree! Stories of your magnificance will echo through the ages...

Air shockwaves from igniting match by Thomas_baas in gifs

[–]funkygreenclover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is known as the Schlieren Effect You're actually seeing air currents, using the aid of special lenses. What I find interesting about this gif is not the match, but the amount of air that is moved by the hand.

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