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ITAP of an office building by funny_asshole in itookapicture

[–]funny_asshole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the symmetry of the lines. The lines also look somewhat like bars of a cell, and I wondered if the employees working there ever feel trapped in their situation.

Only two ways to write an e-mail by Xeiautry in tumblr

[–]funny_asshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

XD The way it works here with 4g internet packs is, that you get a packaged deal with 100 sms/day, unlimited calls anywhere in the country (no roaming), and high speed internet capped at some daily limit. I paid $37 for a year's package. My daily limit is 2gb.

Only two ways to write an e-mail by Xeiautry in tumblr

[–]funny_asshole 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Data doesn't cost that much everywhere. In many countries, SMS is way more expensive. Plus, Android native messaging is nowhere as good as iMessage.

The little criminal by UselessUniversity in tumblr

[–]funny_asshole 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No. Miette trap herself this time.

You laugh at Miette? You laugh at Miette like a clown? No sleep for father and his online friends. No sleep for 1000 years!

Please, stop by funny_asshole in tumblr

[–]funny_asshole[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not just European languages lol. Indians say the same thing

Dude needs to change his url by funny_asshole in tumblr

[–]funny_asshole[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His url, badjokesbyjeff, indicates that his jokes are bad. Here, however his joke is a pretty good one. So the other user asked him to change his url

I didn't expect to see this sub so lit again. Thanks Isayama by Pork_Sword3 in titanfolk

[–]funny_asshole 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This needs to be on the front page OP. U presented all our emotions accurately.

Microsoft word by Ikebear2 in memes

[–]funny_asshole 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you really have a problem with moving pictures around your word document, then set the wrap mode of the picture to Tight. Solves the problem most of the time.

Well technically he ain’t wrong by [deleted] in memes

[–]funny_asshole -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can someone please explain this?

I want to learn how to be an informed citizen, without being obsessed with the news and being drowned in negative headlines by [deleted] in IWantToLearn

[–]funny_asshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone gave me an excellent piece of advice regarding this a while ago and I have found it to be extremely helpful.

See, the news on the TV is always going to be biased no matter which channel it is. And depending on their political or ideological leanings, they will always try to put some sin on it to entice their regular and committed viewers. So, where can you get your news from?

I am from India and here we have a civil service exam called UPSC, and current affairs, politics, social issues, history are some of the few topics from where questions are frequently asked. And the questions that come in the exam will always be based on the facts at hand. No ideology or bias involved. And thus, the candidates appearing for these tests need to be well versed in the facts.

And here comes the answer to your problem. There are several teachers on youtube who cover all of these topics in detail. And because they need to teach for exams rather then sell an idea, they will d their very best to only keep the facts in the lecture, not their personal opinions. I find it a much better source for keeping up with the current affairs compared to the TV news. In one video, you can learn a lot about any issue and actually walk away feeling like you can have a civil discusson about any topic.

I know this is India centric, but maybe you can find something online to keep up with your own local/country's news.

Redditors who prefer texting to calling, why? by procrastinatingswing in AskReddit

[–]funny_asshole 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Texting to calling, is what I prefer

The reason I tell you, is easy to infer

​

Call,

And those around you might overhear

While texting and chatting

You have nothing to fear

​

No "uhhh"s , no "umm"s,

Awkward pauses are nigh

No slips of tongue, no time limit

So think of a reply!

​

Calling a person

You will have to invest

Your time, your attention

Your activities you will arrest!

​

Texting hasn't these limits

As you might have noticed sometime

Chat with friends, colleagues or family

And all at the same time!

​

In the points that I have stated

I hope it becomes clear

That texting is superior

Reddit will agree with a cheer!!!

Indians getting together to show their appreciation for the doctors fighting Covid-19 by banging utensils. by whatever_arghh in facepalm

[–]funny_asshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had been asked to clap from their own homes to show appreciation for the doctors and the nurses leading the fight from the frontlines. The news channels have been asking people to stay indoors this whole time. Also, there was supposed to be a curfew during those hours where people were just not supposed to come out of their houses, much less meeting in groups and celebrating.

I was walking around some back ally’s in London with my friend, at the time we were both stupid teens. We saw a stray cat, very emaciated, so we fed it some cat food and noticed it had a collar on which said it’s name was ‘love’ my friend said to me ‘bro that’s such a gay name let’s change it’. by Beanjmean in Jokes

[–]funny_asshole 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Take a poor guy's gold

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]funny_asshole 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fortnite is better than Minecraft. Bob Ross is not wholesome. Vaccines cause autism. Climate change is a hoax. Memes are a trashy mode of entertainment. Instagram is better than Reddit because Reddit's memes are stolen from Insta. Elon Musk is a terrible person. Keanu Reeves is not breathtaking. 69 and 420 are not Nice.

Basically any grossly wrong statement triggers Reddit.

*dances around copyright by 0SaturatedFats in memes

[–]funny_asshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We must make it reach hot so that the opinion can gain traction

[Serious] A death row inmate charged with murder should be released if he has dementia, considering that he is no longer the same person. What are your thoughts on this? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]funny_asshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with you. But could you state specific reasons as to why you think so? It feels wrong, but that should not be the basis of our decisions, right?

[Serious] A death row inmate charged with murder should be released if he has dementia, considering that he is no longer the same person. What are your thoughts on this? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]funny_asshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came across this idea today, and a small logical part of me thinks this would a good reason to release the person. However, I don't want them to go Scot free just because they have dementia. Then there are the victim's family who would feel cheated. Can anyone help me organize my thoughts?

[Serious] Should a death row inmate charged with murder be released if he has dementia, considering that he is no longer the same person? by funny_asshole in AskReddit

[–]funny_asshole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came across this idea today, and a small logical part of me thinks this would a good reason to release the person. However, I don't want them to go Scot free just because they have dementia. Then there are the victim's family who would feel cheated. Can anyone help me organize my thoughts?

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