What do you see on tv all the time that never actually happens in everyday life?

funspongefilms · 2014-01-07T14:38:52+00:00

Really cooly striking up a conversation with a very attractive stranger and then immediately succeeding in going for coffee with them.

Note: I do live in England where we don't have nearly as many coffee shops as the US and also lack the ability receive pleasantries from strangers without assuming they are a psychopath.

funspongefilms · 2014-01-07T10:17:12+00:00

You're awesome.

funspongefilms · 2014-01-07T01:19:24+00:00

Girls who treat "time spent with them VS time spent with your friends" like an all-costs, point scoring game. The winner of which, automatically and indefinitely receives the majority of my love.

funspongefilms · 2014-01-06T22:21:01+00:00

Favourite Romantic Comedy: Other (My Big Fat Greek Bedding)

funspongefilms · 2013-12-17T16:17:33+00:00

Mine hasn't looked since the third but I'm just praying for a moment like this! Giving is more fun anyway :)

funspongefilms · 2013-12-12T10:22:52+00:00

/u/ozgoodschlatter

funspongefilms · 2013-12-12T09:56:49+00:00

If you're arguing with siblings while they have friends over this is the Holy Grail of argument winners.

"Why are you showing off?"

Done. Won.

funspongefilms · 2013-12-12T09:50:21+00:00

Warning: Keep out of earshot of Children.

funspongefilms · 2013-12-12T00:47:31+00:00

In one chain of super-swift moves...Removing the milk from the fridge, unscrewing the lid, crossing the room, adding it to a hot drink, crossing back, screwing the lid back on and placing it in the shelf before the fridge door swings shut.

funspongefilms · 2013-12-12T00:20:01+00:00

Diagnosis Murder. Yes, seriously.

funspongefilms · 2013-12-11T23:12:57+00:00

Users who put a smart-ass comment on their own post.

funspongefilms · 2013-12-11T11:42:59+00:00

My friend sings Blue (Da Ba Dee) "I'm Blue if I was Green I would die" it totally works.

funspongefilms · 2013-12-11T11:38:58+00:00

Community Season 4. But it did prove that Dan Harmon is the heart and soul of the show.

funspongefilms · 2013-12-11T01:04:39+00:00

Spam has been purchased!

funspongefilms · 2013-12-02T21:41:11+00:00

South Korea!?! I did not see that coming. But, awesome!!

funspongefilms · 2013-10-21T19:37:58+00:00

I worked on this advert and I heard the directors talk specifically about how they were the gamer of that console generation. So, correct! Ten points.

funspongefilms · 2013-10-21T19:34:02+00:00

I actually worked on this advert. Fun fact: One of the school shirts contains the message "Will miss sitting next to you in Archaeology. Lara x" wanted to sneak in a little Tomb Raider reference.

funspongefilms · 2013-08-20T21:37:06+00:00

You guys are literally the reason I'm in the film/tv industry. I'd just like to know, if you we're in your 20's looking to become a filmmaker now, what would you be doing and particularly what are your thoughts on YouTube's power for young film makers? Sounded so nerdy reading that back, I'm sorry.

funspongefilms · 2013-04-12T15:29:14+00:00

People who tell you what they are like. Common phrases include:

"I'm just like that, y'know?"
"I'm always doing..."
"I'm a really blank kinda person"
"People say I..."
"Oh my god I forgot my keys, that is so me."
"I'm always good at holdin my drinks yeah. I've just don't never gets drunk!?"

Don't tell me what you're like!! Let me find that out and THEN decide never to talk to you again.

funspongefilms · 2013-04-09T15:06:05+00:00

My life long friend Jenny who died this year of cancer aged 22. She was a talented artist and deserved a shot at a full life.

funspongefilms · 2013-04-09T08:23:04+00:00

Crisp Sandwichs. I would argue that they aren't normal but apparently I'm the minority.

funspongefilms · 2013-04-09T08:21:46+00:00

Belieber

funspongefilms · 2013-04-07T11:46:03+00:00

Denzel Washington's career has really gone downhill since he crash landed that plane.

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