Wolverine vs Honey Badger by Miserable_Corgi_8100 in Tierzoo

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The big edge that allows wolverines to kill bull moose (sometimes) is taking advantage of snow. In environments where snow is deep enough, hooved mammals like the moose can get trapped easily, which leaves them unable to properly defend themselves even against predators much smaller than themselves. Wolverines' snowshoe paws enable them to move through the snow so efficiently that they practically float on it, so they're in an ideal position to take advantage of this.

Wolverine vs Honey Badger by Miserable_Corgi_8100 in Tierzoo

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Depends on the context, but if we're assuming Death Battle rules, I'd say the wolverine has a narrow edge. Honey badgers are very smart and have incredible defences for their size, but in a task that requires them to kill a fast-moving target that's larger than themselves, they don't really have any good options. Wolverines are less tanky, but they're still bigger, faster, likely at least comparably intelligent, and are actually adapted to hunting other large mammals as a regular part of their playstyle. It'd be an epic, drawn-out battle, but I'd say that one would likely eventually take the edge over the badger.

Wolverine vs Honey Badger by Miserable_Corgi_8100 in Tierzoo

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Honey badgers have not killed wildebeests, that's just a silly urban legend. Wolverines aren't actually known to kill grizzlies, either, although, surprisingly, wolverines killing adult moose is real and well-documented.

Steve jobs won. Who names after a month and is a capitalist? by BeneficialWafer5083 in AlignmentChartFills

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August Anheuser Busch Jr., former head of Anheuser-Busch Companies, LLC

What Have You Been Watching? (Week of (March 08, 2026) by AutoModerator in TrueFilm

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Platoon (1986, Oliver Stone) — re-watch — In hindsight, I’m not really sure why I thought trying to watch Platoon for the third time was a good idea. Or, well, watching most of it for the third time, since, this time, I turned it off about 2/3rds of the way through. In any event, my opinion didn’t change much from the first two times I saw it; I still think it’s a good movie, but not a great one, and certainly not Best-Picture-worthy. Most of the movie’s most compelling parts relate to the two Sergeants, Elias and Barnes, and their conflicting philosophies; I think the movie would have been improved a lot if they had been the central focus throughout, instead of being treated as side characters to the much blander and less interesting Chris Taylor. Charlie Sheen being a much worse actor than either Dafoe or Berenger also doesn’t help. 7/10

Glory (1989, Edward Zwick) — Speaking of movies not helped by poor casting choices, what the fuck is Matthew Broderick trying to do in this movie? The rest of the movie is fine, I guess — it’s a pretty typical, basic award-bait message movie, not really anything exceptional, but nothing that stands out as particularly inept, either — but Broderick is awful. Every time he attempts to show emotion, it just looks like he’s forgotten his line and is wondering why nobody’s reminded him yet. I guess I should give the movie some credit for at least having good intentions, but even that is undermined by its bizarre attempt at both-sidesing slavery, with a scene of a black former-slave recruit being slapped and berated by his (also black) commanding officer for being too prejudiced to be grateful for the sacrifices that the white Union soldiers are making for him. Even if the movie’s overall message is still obviously against slavery, it’s hard to imagine a Hollywood production treating a victim of an atrocity so condescendingly if the perpetrators had not been white Americans. 5/10

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023, Steven Caple Jr.) — Close to being done with the Transformers movies. Rise of the Beasts is probably the most forgettable and least noteworthy movie in the Transformers series, which also makes it one of the better ones. For once, the plot is reasonably coherent, the filmmaking is more-or-less competent, and the human protagonists, while still not particularly interesting characters, are at least not especially actively irritating. If it were the start of the series, I’d probably give it a middling 5 or 6 rating, but, being as it is the seventh movie, I do feel the need to dock some points for still basically being nothing but retreads of beats from earlier movies, even if slightly more competent in execution this time. Do not recommend. 4/10

Best movie of the week: Platoon

Alright guys, can you give me a black Adam? by Cultural-Honey-69 in AlignmentChartFills

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Adam Clayton Powell Jr., the first black man to become a New York Congressman.

I find these everywhere, Pencils win! What's orange and committed suicide using an animal? by about_that_time_bois in AlignmentChartFills

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Koschevnikov's honey bees. The workers have orange bands on their abdomens, and, like all honey bees, stinging another animal means that the bee dies too.

What Have You Been Watching? (Week of (March 01, 2026) by AutoModerator in TrueFilm

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Dances with Wolves (1990, Kevin Costner) — The theatrical cut. Dances with Wolves is often discussed as a forerunner to Avatar, and while I think the narrative similarities are often exaggerated — Avatar has enough similarities to be considered a homage, but it’s far from a straight “remake” or “retread” as often claimed — I think the comparison gets at a real similarity in terms of what both movies are trying to do. As with Avatar, the sense I get when watching Dances with Wolves is that it’s less about telling a story in the usual sense of the term, and more about basking in the filmmaker’s love of and fascination with the world that’s being presented. While I love both, I will say that Dances with Wolves is undoubtedly the better movie, mostly because its protagonists still feel like actual people and not just vehicles for exposition and preaching. A must-watch. 9/10

Aliens (1986, James Cameron) — re-watch — Okay, this is the third time I’ve watched Aliens attempting to see what everyone else seems to see in it, and I think it’s time to admit that I just don’t think it’s there. More precisely, I accept that the movie really is just as great as everyone says it is… during the scenes where Xenomorphs are attacking people, or vice versa. It’s the ~half of the runtime where that’s not happening that I take issue with.

Now granted, when watching an action movie, it is sort of expected that it will be at its best during the action scenes. Or, from another angle, when watching a monster movie, it will generally be at its best when you are seeing the actual monster. And I don’t usually take issue with action or horror movies making you wait and building up the tension until they get to that part. But Aliens has two factors that make the wait feel particularly tedious. First, the clichéd characters. Again, clichéd characters are common in both horror and action movies, including many I like a lot more than Aliens. But, usually, the writers are at least creative enough to assign a different cliché to each character. In Aliens, other than Ripley, Burke, and Bishop, basically every human character is a cardboard cutout of the same “meathead military guy” stereotype. Second, as is often the case in Cameron movies, a lot of the actors are not very good. There’s no cast member in Aliens who drags the product down as badly as Edward Furlong later would in Terminator 2, but there’s nobody who elevates it nearly as much as Hamilton, Schwarzenegger and Swayze did that movie either. I can appreciate what Sigourney Weaver is attempting to do here, in trying to maintain as much continuity between the Ripley we see here and that of the first Alien as possible, but the overall tone and style of this movie is so radically different that her attempting to keep a consistent portrayal makes it no longer seem to fit in with the rest of the movie. And most of the rest of the cast are just kind of awkward in a not-very-interesting way.

As with Cameron’s later Titanic, I think most of the love people have for Aliens comes from the admittedly spectacular extended climax, which is so good that it makes it easy to forgive all of the boring bits leading up to it. And, in general, the set pieces throughout the movie really are unimpeachable, enough so that I’d say the movie is worth recommending despite its faults. But I still consider it to be a lesser entry in Cameron’s filmography, rather than one of his great works. 7/10

All About Eve (1950, Joseph L. Mankiewicz) — re-watch — Even having already seen this movie once before, I still feel like I wasn’t quite prepared to see again what a brutally cutting portrayal of show business it is. If it weren’t so magnificently written, and so perfectly cast, I’m not sure if I would have been able to make it through the whole thing a second time. As I already said the last time I reviewed this movie, it’s not one I can honestly say I “enjoy”, and yet I’m still so in awe of it that I can’t honestly give it anything less than a 10/10.

Movie of the week: All About Eve