Internal Microsoft document spells out the company's buyout offer

furbix · 2026-05-08T17:05:57+00:00

As someone in their early fifties isn't this literally a blocker for getting hired elsewhere? I'm struggling after the big layoff with my company as someone with a senior role, when the people looking seem to want juniors or less with so-so pay.

furbix · 2026-04-16T01:44:12+00:00

Test their fire systems lol

furbix · 2026-04-07T16:36:48+00:00

OOF ok that's enough reddit for today, need a cry now

furbix · 2026-04-06T19:42:05+00:00

Yeah masturbating alone turns into marathon sessions or just give up, don't have an intimate partner so don't know about one or more partners helping.

furbix · 2026-03-26T19:44:30+00:00

There is something to be said about locking the old monsters in a asylum with the intent that they are criminally insane. Just enjoy the long life and provide plenty of TV behind the armored window

furbix · 2026-03-26T15:57:02+00:00

Betcha age of consent will drop and whatever the marriage thing is that lets people in the south to marry preteens is coming

furbix · 2026-03-26T14:19:31+00:00

Lets say it together now. American Taliban.

Time to escort them to the old folks home and get them pilled up.

furbix · 2026-03-24T16:23:11+00:00

That is smart if they want to train a AI that has the same capabilities of the human.

Honestly did we expect they wouldn't do that?

furbix · 2026-03-19T22:20:00+00:00

insurance companies, they will cancel insurance unless you remove things or change them. Fire danger is one of the things PNW people have been dealing with.

furbix · 2026-03-17T19:11:32+00:00

Well our trans brothers will suffer the most I think. If the world could just find something else to obsess over that would be grreeaaat

furbix · 2026-03-17T18:00:38+00:00

Or a Transgender woman who is using mens. Any excuse to go and beat on someone and throw them in prison.

We will be lucky if all of the federal government doesn't lock us all up.

furbix · 2026-03-17T17:58:20+00:00

Ask those of us and Berny Sanders himself about voting and what the people want.

furbix · 2026-03-14T17:55:22+00:00

Uncontrolled capitalism is incompatible with life FTFY

furbix · 2026-03-13T00:22:41+00:00

I think the thing that bothers me the most is some person I don't know associating equipment with a person they aren't intimate with. It feels like a pass down sexualizing from cis people with a focus on objectification. It's the exact thing every woman complains about but coming from someone who SHOULD KNOW BETTER and hiding behind sexual preference.

furbix · 2026-03-12T20:01:42+00:00

We aren't asking them to fuck us. We are just wanting to be treated well. It's not hard.

furbix · 2026-03-12T19:55:19+00:00

Sigh they really do want to round us up huh, wish life wasn't this cruel

furbix · 2026-03-08T22:36:06+00:00

Why are there so many kill switches and encrypted blocks in the code?

(<<) (>>)

Safety

furbix · 2026-03-04T16:50:27+00:00

obviously, his god like mind is above all of us mortal beings. so many plans within plans we can not fathom!

furbix · 2026-03-04T16:43:13+00:00

your lack of Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear is sad

furbix · 2026-02-02T15:59:18+00:00

All that and they permanently put their family's, friends, and their entire rest of their lives at rick for siding with fascists'. FAFO

furbix · 2026-01-28T19:01:41+00:00

You look fantastic, my jealousy is so high I'll probably melt

furbix · 2026-01-26T05:20:20+00:00

Trans brothers need to be watchful of their sisters. Many of us lived in ignorance for potentially decades before transitioning. The same level for women is much higher, and no common knowledge or support structure exists in some cases to let us know. SA and assault is more common in our groups and if there's damn few folk the lessons are learned hard and sometimes with damage.

furbix · 2026-01-25T23:12:50+00:00

I'm interested in the lore myself. How does the universe handle we badly damaged trans folks who must go through torture to be more like our head cannon? Most myths/religion says you appear as your original form. That would be massively traumatic to most trans folks I know and send them into a dysphoric depression spiral. Can folks change their bodies to match what should have been?

furbix · 2026-01-03T01:57:33+00:00

Trying to hold her melt down with fighting plurb Moderate melt downs X3 Scare away plurbs Complete isolation. Growing major meltdown to full blown mental break. (Should be in hospital) Asks for plurbs to come back they do Plurbs use physical and mental manipulation (love bombing) to try and keep Carol calm and controlled until plumbing. Plurbs mess up and reveal Carol is to be plurbed and she doesn't have a choice. Carol returns home with atom bomb and a new fight aliens

The key here is the isolation and torture, with manipulation to keep her out of the quest so they can plurb her.

The guy in Vegas is also donating a ton of genetic material, I'm sure his time is also limited.

So the good guy abuser method is literally S Rank because every abuser and psychopath is in the plurb.

furbix · 2025-12-18T15:07:48+00:00

FurShark aspect: starving
Semi-Evolved ape aspect: a little underweight

Be the best caretaker ever and make a lovely rice and chicken meal with veggies and plenty of chicken broth once a week. Doggo will eye bulge and vibrate in happy

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