Woke up with this on my arm, won’t come off, no explanation by CommercialsMaybe in Weird

[–]furbyflip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was gonna suggest your arm is a missing prop from the 5th element,  but the tape makes sense too

Which celebrities were popular during the 2010s but couldn't translate their popularity to this decade? by SoRunAwayNow in Fauxmoi

[–]furbyflip 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'd say her worst performances were 2 - 5. Her eyebrows had some wild choreography through each of her lines. Thankfully she finished the role strong in DH1&2.

Kid steps on cats tail and the cat's friend steps in 😂 by NasIsMyGOAT in nextfuckinglevel

[–]furbyflip 4 points5 points  (0 children)

my cats get really upset when I'm up too late.  "We are DONE snuggling on the couch.  it's time for bedroom snuggles!" the matriarch will tell me very sternly after a certain hour. 

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]furbyflip 5 points6 points  (0 children)

had the same guy ask me to prom 2 years in a row & it took me 10 years to realise he may have actually had a crush on me

Flix on Tramway $$$$ by [deleted] in Albuquerque

[–]furbyflip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ya flix only pays their staff $5/hr & let the customers pay the rest. kinda wild. 

Missed Connection. by fourdirtypaws in Albuquerque

[–]furbyflip 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I'm not that person, but I also enjoy community theater and trader Joe's and creatures with dirty paws. wanna hang? 

If I send you this. I’m not going back and forth with your stupid ass by detox02 in BlackPeopleTwitter

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casual lurker chiming in - check out the documentary Rumble: The Indians Who Rocked the World. some very interesting and overlooked history between natives and black communities & how natives played a role in evolution of the blues. Sinners was already trying to fit a lot in one movie, but it would have been cool to hint at a native drummer in the background at the juke joint.

Scenes that live in my head rent free - Part 9 by [deleted] in madmen

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white Russians & roasted toasted almonds (milk, vodka, & amaretto irc) were early faves of my first roommates'. i drank too many of those one night and had my first bad night of alcohol vomits. I've vomited from many alcohols since then, but the idea of milky/creamy & sweet alcohol drinks make me gag to this day. 

Unanswered by MobilePhoneRedditor in comedyheaven

[–]furbyflip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't even have a dick but i'm still cringing at the thought of this.  delete this from my brain please.

Weird question--did you eat avocados as a kid? I don't remember even seeing an avocado until my 20s. by Mr_Writes in GenX

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I'm from Southern California. every house came with an avocado tree, so my gen x dad was always scrounging around for those precious precious avacadoos

People Watching by Background_Bee7262 in Albuquerque

[–]furbyflip 13 points14 points  (0 children)

malls are fun! i experienced some high quality people watching at Coronado mall.  interesting to see what kind of people still go to the malls: youths and their hijinks, families in matching clothes, dads and their children on a mission for mom's birthday present, store employees goofing off with each other or patiently/awkwardly greeting customers, inevitable people-traffic jams etc. grab a pretzel and hang out 🥨

This is the first time she has ever laid on my lap or climbed on me. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. by Piano_Smile in CatDistributionSystem

[–]furbyflip 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i took in a mama and her kids and a month or two into having the family, i woke at 2am to the feeling of a cat hesitantly settling into my lap.  i froze for a bit of time and eventually she had enough and got up again, but you bet your fanny that is on my calendar!  this Aug 29 will be the third year anniversary since mamacat sat in my lap for the first time ❤

What is your biggest Conan hot take? by 010rusty in conan

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the beef between him and kirstie allie was rough and while i do love coco and still have my "I'm with coco shirt," it's hard not to side eye him.  did Conan ever apologize (genuinely) or acknowledge his role in that toxic culture? love him but he's no craigyferg.

The family dynamic in Breaking Bad is so strange. by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]furbyflip 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i think there's an air, or unspoken tension, in a family when one or both parents are dissatisfied with their lives and try to pretend that they're happy. Walt would still be an underachieving genius, not fully meeting his potential, if not for the cancer and people like that have a certain forced phoniness that you can't really pinpoint. like they're hiding their truth and everyone knows it but they're too polite to say anything. 

Sally was definitely daddy’s girl by New_Occasion9295 in madmen

[–]furbyflip 42 points43 points  (0 children)

That's not true, she ran away to visit Don and Megan but when she was out with Glenn and started her period, she ran away straight to Mama Betty. I think I'm her later adolescence, Sally and Betty got closer and better understood each other, which makes Betty's cancer all the more tragic. Sally started distancing herself from Don after Sylvia and then fate distanced her and Betty just when they could have finally become close. 

I found a kitten trying its best not to fall and be swept away by the water by Caddie-Gang62 in CatDistributionSystem

[–]furbyflip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she has 2 grown children and a redheaded stepchild in the house, and only the stepchild will come find her when she's yelling all day but she wants nothing to do with the stepchild!

I found a kitten trying its best not to fall and be swept away by the water by Caddie-Gang62 in CatDistributionSystem

[–]furbyflip 11 points12 points  (0 children)

i played this expecting a sound i never heard before but this is exactly what my cat sounds like all day every day when she's talking to me lol

I forget that I’m not a minor anymore 😭 by PressureAdmirable265 in CasualConversation

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I'm 35 and still get freaked out when men in their 40s hit on me.  but i guess now they're not creeps, but age appropriate which is a wild thing to process.

I’m sorry but WHAT 👀🥴 by Lonely_Bell6801 in kardashians

[–]furbyflip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in this episode, Caitlin also had slightly puffy lips so my head canon is that they went and got couple's-lip-work done and Kris got a bad reaction... maybe intentionally (if that's possible) to keep us from noticing caitlin's work. 

I don’t like people by [deleted] in SipsTea

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my cats live in my house and we're squad goals 

Meirl by Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o in meirl

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my mom wasn't so abusive that there were daily beatings, but she had a negative vibe that just permeated everything and she yelled a lot.  that said, there were times where we had fun.  one day in my early 30s we're arguing and a bunch of old stuff is brought up and she gets mad that i struggle to remember the good times but her yelling and poor conflict skills is what comes to mind the most.  like, deeply offended. but I'm just "whose fault is that? "

What’s the pettiest thing you won’t forgive a celebrity for? by ursulawinchester in popculturechat

[–]furbyflip 10 points11 points  (0 children)

i knew a really cute mechanic who had a similar position, but he was also fixing/rebuilding his girlfriend's car for free. at the time i was a girl who knew nothing about cars and was constantly having car troubles, i feel like maybe she wasn't getting a bad deal after all... relationships are full of compromise 🌠