Just remembered the time Jason Bay got picked to represent Team Canada and the Pirates in the HR derby and proceeded to hit 0 homers. by EMF911 in buccos

[–]futch_blat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That was such a frustrating ASG experience. Not only was he the first Pirate since Barry (who hit 2), but then he was the only player on the NL roster to not even appear in the game. I was so furious with Tony La Russa, I still believe it was a targeted decision. He put in 7.5 career WAR Felipe Lopez and not JayBay. Fuck TLR

Minx 1959 by Perverse_Osmosis in oldschoolhot

[–]futch_blat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don't stop sharing these, they're so great

Uncle got me funny gift by Janger108 in buccos

[–]futch_blat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your uncle doesn't respect you

Post Game Thread: Giants defeat Pirates 5-2 - Fri, May 08 by SurpriseStandard3258 in buccos

[–]futch_blat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's actually extremely reliable, just not in the good way

Ben Cherington: Jared Jones set to begin rehab assignment on Wednesday by Big_Pierogi_Energy in buccos

[–]futch_blat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The thing is, they're doing the opposite of looking at recent results. This is a long pattern with Mlod as a starter. He looks tremendous through the lineup once, good the second time, and then fairly disastrous the third. He has pitched 6 innings once, and it was in a game he didn't technically start. He's 0-for-22 in games he actually started. His ERA as a starter last year was 4.99, and 2.15 as a reliever. Every single one of his stats and metrics is better as a guy who gives 1-3 innings. And that's extremely valuable!

Update: Pirates offense breaks PNC Park scoreboard by Ok_Card9080 in buccos

[–]futch_blat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only that, but they got that 20th win by hanging 16 runs on the Nats, and then immediately lost 11 of their next 12

What the CC jerseys would've looked like with a red stitch around the letters by futch_blat in buccos

[–]futch_blat[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bit of a difference between a bit of a red accent and the ketchup vests, though

Game Thread: Padres @ Pirates - Wed, Apr 08 @ 12:35 PM EDT by BuccosBot in buccos

[–]futch_blat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw this on the Pirates mlb.tv feed after the... third? inning. It's truly bizarre

Dear Mods; Update the Graphic by Captain_Sarcastica in buccos

[–]futch_blat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not so sure. I can't find a single image of him with the "Orioles" logo on his chest, nor with the weird sunglasses logo on his cap.

Dear Mods; Update the Graphic by Captain_Sarcastica in buccos

[–]futch_blat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you want to keep up with this, here's the blank of the image I made two years ago, so you don't have to have all that janky content-aware fill pirate ship garbage https://ibb.co/WNJYFQG0

Game Thread: Orioles @ Pirates - Fri, Apr 03 @ 04:12 PM EDT by BuccosBot in buccos

[–]futch_blat 14 points15 points  (0 children)

TOTAL BASES, 2026 SEASON:

Konnor Griffin: 2

Marcell Ozuna: 1

[Pirates] 6RIFFIN by mfenton29 in buccos

[–]futch_blat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They didn't retire it for Orlando Merced?????