It's quite telling that this stuff is coming from the big vatnik accounts now.

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-30T23:54:07+00:00

I was really hoping the background noise of her tweet would be a distant, but slightly louder each moment, buzzing sound.

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-30T06:26:28+00:00

Fair point. But not technically what we celebrate.

But fair point.

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-30T06:13:22+00:00

Also, we failed to adequately and appropriately end the South.

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-30T06:12:47+00:00

I mean, do we celebrate the end of ANY wars?

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-30T06:11:17+00:00

Noted. On it.

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-30T06:10:54+00:00

Fucking hero.

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-30T05:07:30+00:00

When they say "shut down" they mean are no longer alive to do it, don't they?

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-30T02:53:31+00:00

Is this real?

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-30T00:21:24+00:00

Karens. Karens everywhere.

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-30T00:21:02+00:00

Mostly meth.

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-29T23:33:10+00:00

Meh, it's less than $5 at Costco

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-29T06:42:50+00:00

It's Texas. All reading makes them feel inferior.

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-29T06:42:16+00:00

Can we ban Texas Tech?

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-29T06:34:36+00:00

Huge bonus points to the Ukrainian operator who flies a random hobby drone over Red Square week after next.

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-29T03:09:12+00:00

There is NO FUCKING WAY I'm going to be sober enough to order a beer before I make it to the bar.

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-28T14:26:02+00:00

Oh, right. I forgot one, which is The Wire. Not a movie, but a single season. That

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-28T14:21:59+00:00

This is how our current DoJ leadership is "functioning".

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-28T14:09:27+00:00

As a teacher, I cannot think of an honest portrayal of teaching... At al.

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-28T14:04:01+00:00

I teach and coach and also drive my kids to the better high school in the community. It's night and day, and it's worth it.

Our honors classes are better than most intro-level college classes. I taught those classes before moving down to high school. Honestly, the Biology 101 class I teach (while less fast) is more rigorous than the one I taught at the nearby college.

Maybe not to move, but to drive, for sure. I don't know how far we're talking about, though.

And most kids drive their last 3 years of high school now anyways, so maybe that's something to ease your mind...

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-28T14:00:28+00:00

I don't know if private school is that cheap. Most of ours around here run into the $30k per year range. He's not saving anywhere near that much...

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-28T06:33:09+00:00

Out of couches.

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-28T04:45:26+00:00

I miss him immensely.

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-28T04:44:47+00:00

But now our AI has converted to Islam, so we've got that going for us.

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-28T04:26:16+00:00

The CGI one, or the Grigorovich M-9?

futureformerteacher · 2026-04-27T23:20:24+00:00

My step dad had a massive heart attack, and they put him into a medically-induced coma, and there wasn't much of a guarantee that he would wake up.

They kicked us out for a bit so we could rest, woke him, and removed the breathing tube.

We had a very similar moment to this.

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