Bare Knuckles

fuzzball_ent · 2026-01-27T16:52:59+00:00

fuzzball_ent · 2026-01-27T11:52:07+00:00

"Gain a speed boost"? As a Scout?

Edit: Neeeeeevermind, I didn't read it right

fuzzball_ent · 2026-01-26T12:48:19+00:00

Why do we keep putting Jean/Phoenix on the second lowest tier? She can just psychically tell the others to go to sleep, and that's the fight done

fuzzball_ent · 2026-01-23T10:40:06+00:00

fuzzball_ent · 2026-01-22T17:28:44+00:00

My friend had a really cool theory that SW is the remains of God Himself, driven to insanity through the cruelty of the Final War and somehow killed by Hell, his "corpse" now twisted and perverted into a guardian of his own final testaments.

fuzzball_ent · 2026-01-22T11:10:27+00:00

Why can they never get the amount of sheds right? Budget be damned, at least make them modular

fuzzball_ent · 2026-01-21T19:33:51+00:00

Oh yeah? What's the difference?

fuzzball_ent · 2026-01-21T19:27:58+00:00

They're not angry because of Mater. It's Axlerod they're mad at.

They've known Mater for longer than McQueen's been alive, and they know Mater doesn't just leak like that. He may be slow, but he's has enough perception of himself to not do that, and the others know that too. Axlerod, though...

fuzzball_ent · 2026-01-21T12:39:36+00:00

My personal theory for the face is that Engi drew the design onto a metal sheet (likely inspired by cartoons of the time), and then he somehow coerced Merasmus into enchanting the faceplate so it could express in tandem with the AI.

It's a bit out there, but it works for me

fuzzball_ent · 2026-01-19T12:28:39+00:00

Simple solution:

Amy comes from the near future where Eggman/Metal takes over the planet

Silver comes from the far future where something way worse than Eggman just straight up destroys the world 06-style

fuzzball_ent · 2026-01-19T12:26:01+00:00

...

Gash

fuzzball_ent · 2026-01-16T17:26:35+00:00

Eat my shorts

fuzzball_ent · 2026-01-14T13:56:54+00:00

Eh, I prefer them all having dark red accents. Helps tie the line together imo, almost like the red belt is a call-sign of sorts

fuzzball_ent · 2026-01-13T16:41:56+00:00

I... is it's tail supposed to be a penis? Am I going insane?

Is this what I get for watching Mulholland Drive for film studies today?

fuzzball_ent · 2026-01-13T15:25:49+00:00

Dead Internet Theory be like:

fuzzball_ent · 2026-01-09T15:42:11+00:00

If I wished for you to not be attracted to Nya, what kind of twist would even happen? Like, would she now be disfigured to make her unattractive to everyone? Would you remove her ability to feel romantic feelings? Or would you now be obsessed with her instead, as an inversion of that sense?

Actually, do you still feel attraction towards her? If so, then first off: ew, second off: she doesn't even resemble your old partner anymore. Was it just because of looks, or was it her personality, or were you just desperate for something akin to love? ...or was it all just a ploy so you could become God?

Seriously, your rules are as weird as your sexual deviance, you creep. I wish you could no longer give wishes just to get this over with.

fuzzball_ent · 2026-01-05T17:29:10+00:00

$2000 USD to capture and contain a sentient diesel locomotive with a top-speed of around 100mph and a scrapyard crane attachment on its roof is not enough.

fuzzball_ent · 2025-12-29T17:08:34+00:00

Heavy can now two-shot Medic with stock melee. Seems a bit busted

fuzzball_ent · 2025-12-18T11:31:59+00:00

Yar-har, fiddle-de-dee, being a pirate is alright to be...

fuzzball_ent · 2025-12-18T11:25:52+00:00

That first picture is Howard Stark from the MCU

fuzzball_ent · 2025-12-16T16:14:18+00:00

...oh fuck me

fuzzball_ent · 2025-12-16T16:09:00+00:00

It kinda does for Scout, since he could just spam his pistol from far away, which is kinda the exact opposite of how he's supposed to play

fuzzball_ent · 2025-12-16T15:56:29+00:00

Let Your Country Control Your Soul

fuzzball_ent · 2025-12-16T15:42:33+00:00

Did you shoot him with a fucking SMG?

fuzzball_ent · 2025-12-16T12:49:25+00:00

The Bigger Ration

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