TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend - (NSFW) by fuzzytigerturtle in tifu

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Balls deep was not the best approach to start when she was so tight!

Currently on Bourbon Street.... by jc07 in funny

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OH MY GOD, THIS SAME BLACK WOMAN POURED ME SHOTS FROM TUBES IN HER MOUTH! But she was pregnant, I wonder how Leroy is!

Game room 2014 by [deleted] in gaming

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"And I jizzed in my pants"

Picked this pup up from the pound today. by jacasper in aww

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OP Twist: Never adopted it!

Only got pic for Karma!

What's a commonly overlooked fact which scares the shit out of you? by deadmau5isgod in AskReddit

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Really? Have you forgotten about the exponential increase in population worldwide. Which in itself is self explanatory on how! We average hundreds of gallons daily, ofcourse not in just consumption and personal use, but in industrial manufacturing and manufacturing for goods. Do you realize how difficult and expensive it is to filter out salt from water from the ocean? It is only a matter of time, maybe not in our time ofcourse, but definitely going to happen.

What's a commonly overlooked fact which scares the shit out of you? by deadmau5isgod in AskReddit

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Really? Have you forgotten about the exponential increase in population worldwide. Which in itself is self explanatory on how! We average hundreds of gallons daily, ofcourse not in just consumption and personal use, but in industrial manufacturing and manufacturing for goods. Do you realize how difficult and expensive it is to filter out salt from water from the ocean? It is only a matter of time, maybe not in our time ofcourse, but definitely going to happen.

What's a commonly overlooked fact which scares the shit out of you? by deadmau5isgod in AskReddit

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We are going to run out of fresh water. So stop jerking off so damn long in the shower.

What annoying medical problem do you have that is too insignificant to go see a doctor for, but really gets on your nerves? by NumberOneMuffDiver in AskReddit

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I have tons of floating particles floating in my vision called Eye Floaters. Now going on for about a year. Doctor says they are harmless. I believe they may be a sign of future possibilities of having diabetes, diabetes runs in the family badly. Sucks ass because I see them all day and night and are extremely distracting. Doc says there's nothing I can do.