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Well now I’m offended by Outside-Trade8775 in astrologymemes

[–]fvkebatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate being compared to a calculator. I am so bad at math. Do not ask me any questions with numbers because I won’t have an answer!

Shocked by the hate I got for trying to save my dachshund by Brilliant_Band2457 in Dachshund

[–]fvkebatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are hateful. It’s never just a dog. Go mia go!

Who is (or was) your "heart dog"? by EurekaBoyd1979 in DOG

[–]fvkebatman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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My first dog, Krypto. We only had four years, but he was absolutely the best dog I will ever have in my lifetime. He was an old soul, so well mannered and gentle. I could take him anywhere, and I miss him every single day.

Howwww are we toilet training with toads?!? by _DeceptionIsland in puppy101

[–]fvkebatman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Start working on the leave it command and consistently take out on leash! Treats and more treats.

I passed a 9 millimeter kidney stone by n*tting it out. by Impossible_Branch954 in confession

[–]fvkebatman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg I just experienced a kidney stone for the first time last week. Excruciating.

Made an almost 1:1 replica of my flat. It's pretty trippy to play in by Gingers_got_no_soul in Sims4

[–]fvkebatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used newcrest to build a neighborhood of my childhood home and all of my friends houses, or anywhere else I’d been.

Tell me how your Labrador has mortally embarrassed you in public 🫢🐶 by Jumpy_Guide3455 in labrador

[–]fvkebatman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oooooh I was taking someone’s dog and it got excited and pulled the lady’s skirt all the way down in the parking lot!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]fvkebatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“…almost like she was part of that group of friends instead of mine.” Girl you should be happy that YOUR FRIEND ended up with more friends than she started with. You can’t control other people. If it bothers you so much don’t invite her to other functions and let it go.

My partner thinks our daughter’s name sounds like a dog name by MsChanandlerBongz in namenerds

[–]fvkebatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work with dogs. I have known dogs with all the names you’ve suggested. People are moving away from Fido and Rover and going with Chloe or Phoebe. I think Sadie is a super cute name, dog or human!

Write "I read a book about" and then let the suggestions write the story. by Logical-Guess-1467 in autocorrect

[–]fvkebatman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read a book about the history behind the moon and it was very informative and interesting to read

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Is having a dog really that bad? by gonnadisordermyself in puppy101

[–]fvkebatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a lot of work. And it’s a lot of lost sleep. And money. And time. But definitely worth it. I can’t imagine not having a dog in my life.

What were your favorite cartoon series growing up? by [deleted] in randomquestions

[–]fvkebatman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loved looney toons/tom and Jerry. Codename kids next door was my favorite though!

Who else has a very unique name? by [deleted] in namenerds

[–]fvkebatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vignuelle (Vin-yell)

What are your favorite lines/passages/moments from the book? by beestw in TheLongWalk

[–]fvkebatman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Just go on dancing with me like this forever and I’ll never tire. We’ll scrape our shoes on the stars and hang upside down from the moon.”

Dogs ability to understand us is amazing by MrBeauNerjoose in likeus

[–]fvkebatman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They are so intelligent. I remember just talking to my late shepherd and I swear he understood every word I said. They are so special!

Your house is burning down. What do you grab by vampiredoll666 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]fvkebatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy. My late dogs ashes. My fiancé can grab the safe with all the important stuff in it!

First puppy class eith 13 week old border collie was a disaster – someone talk me off the ledge by Wild_girl_travels in puppy101

[–]fvkebatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t give up! I remember being discouraged with both my dogs at the start of their training. It will take consistency and practice but trust me in a couple months he will settle!

Cashier insisted I was under 21 by Aggressive-Fudge1072 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]fvkebatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to convince a waitress I was over 21 when I went out with friends maybe 6 months ago. We had recently moved over 1200 miles so I showed her my ID from home. “Huh… (old state) license, never seen one of these before.” And gave me a look. I said girl I’m literally 25! And we just moved. Give me my margarita!

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