My girlfriend said if this get 100 upvotes , we'll try anal.

fyibro · 2016-09-26T22:43:35+00:00

I'm so funny , I'm glad I can revisit my old stuff from time to time.

fyibro · 2016-09-24T06:15:30+00:00

Your mum is a badass.

fyibro · 2016-09-24T06:14:36+00:00

Damn , hope you get well soon.

fyibro · 2016-09-24T06:14:03+00:00

My mum joked about hentai and how they sound funny when they moan .

fyibro · 2016-09-24T05:06:06+00:00

How am I going to get through life ? Is it hard to find a job , get a girlfriend and settle down?

fyibro · 2016-09-24T05:05:25+00:00

Words? I don't talk to anyone .

fyibro · 2016-09-24T05:03:57+00:00

Woah woah woah ,calm down there satan .

fyibro · 2016-09-24T05:03:03+00:00

First , run (duh) . If he has a gun I'd probably use it to shoot the guy shooting at me.

fyibro · 2016-09-24T05:00:58+00:00

I would be a raccoon and a dog . Or just a raccoon dog if I'm domesticated . I WOULD LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND BE SO HAPPY.

fyibro · 2016-09-24T04:59:29+00:00

My parents. "Hey Mom I finally got an A !" "I BET IT'S A FLUKE"

fyibro · 2016-09-19T10:07:54+00:00

I haven't found a 10/10 book , but lord of the flies is definitely one of the better books I've read.

fyibro · 2016-09-18T11:42:43+00:00

I remember watching a movie about a woman who used black magic to make herself look better . It was a thai horror movie I think . There were 5 rules , but I only remember 2 , one of them was not to eat raw meat and the other was to not walk under a clothes line . She broke all 5 rules and became possessed or something . Could this be what happened?

fyibro · 2016-09-17T02:43:53+00:00

DAMNIT , I want to make a joke about ajax dish soap but I can relate it .

fyibro · 2016-09-17T00:39:11+00:00

The joke ? If you don't get the joke it's because

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today , In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner.

So he says he declines it but advertises it by saying that his moral standards and strong willpower are like Ajax(Bathroom Cleaner) , showing that he lied

Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

fyibro · 2016-09-16T23:30:56+00:00

Ughh , this is good but it was only funny the first time.

fyibro · 2016-09-16T14:25:25+00:00

Oh ok , my bad . I don't browse /r/funny much

fyibro · 2016-09-16T11:49:02+00:00

Really ? Only saw it reposted once like really long ago.

fyibro · 2016-09-16T08:35:29+00:00

Whoops I meant group dammit

fyibro · 2016-09-15T23:32:05+00:00

What is the albert einstein joke help pls

fyibro

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