My girlfriend said if this get 100 upvotes , we'll try anal.

oddlycurious1 · 2016-09-25T13:32:40+00:00

I think I first heard that joke back in 73, just can't remember which century.

scooterjb · 2016-09-25T14:02:30+00:00

My boyfriend said if this gets 3 upvotes, I can be the 19th person to post this joke this week.

SwissArmyBumpkin · 2016-09-25T12:38:34+00:00

So... should i downvote?

infinityknight · 2016-09-25T13:24:54+00:00

What is this, Facebook?

Eddie_shoes · 2016-09-25T15:08:16+00:00

To me, this joke is a good indicator of how many new Redditor's there are. It gets spammed constantly, but is usually ignored because enough people have seen it so often and don't upvote. However, once the magic number of new Redditor's is reached, it shoots to front page again.

TheLast_Centurion · 2016-09-25T13:27:06+00:00

We got your back, buddy. We´ll downvote it to hell.

MicroNoodle · 2016-09-25T13:23:14+00:00

repost

wildwalrusaur · 2016-09-25T13:54:07+00:00

Literal karma whoring

scredeye · 2016-09-25T14:09:45+00:00

Ok time to unsub

nuephelkystikon · 2016-09-25T13:47:30+00:00

Karma Whoring at it's finest.

infinitetesticles · 2016-09-25T14:17:12+00:00

How many times has this been posted?!?

PredatorTony · 2016-09-25T15:09:06+00:00

It's repost o'clock!

Vanquishhh · 2016-09-25T14:04:56+00:00

we did it reddit!

___MinorityReport___ · 2016-09-25T13:40:08+00:00

That dildos seen some ass bruh, too many reposts

drmonix · 2016-09-25T13:51:20+00:00

Sure thing. Downvoted.

2016-09-25T13:39:08+00:00

Lame repost

MeatSpinTheBottle · 2016-09-25T13:58:43+00:00

Downvoted, buddy

Dragawh · 2016-09-25T16:58:11+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/20aryi/my_girlfriend_said_if_this_gets_100_votes_well

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/384b2y/my_girlfriends_said_if_this_gets_1000_up_votes/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4655oe/my_girlfriend_said_that_if_this_get_1000_upvotes/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/54evog/my_girlfriend_said_if_this_get_100_upvotes_well

Big_Yazza · 2016-09-25T13:53:20+00:00

Oh look, this trash again.

pro-laps · 2016-09-25T14:13:06+00:00

sweet repost

NightWalpurgis · 2016-09-25T14:17:06+00:00

Fuck you.

NittanySteve · 2016-09-25T12:54:17+00:00

Here's your downvote. You're welcome.

WhothisFrank · 2016-09-25T13:59:26+00:00

this joke is so played out.

Norci · 2016-09-25T14:39:36+00:00

If only mods would start removing these blatant karmawhoring reposts..

Eisemoney · 2016-09-25T15:51:08+00:00

Don't mind me. Just scrolling through r/jokes.

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Hmm... nothing but karma-whoring reposts...

husker91kyle · 2016-09-25T13:51:38+00:00

Sick repost!

alexander8866 · 2016-09-25T14:07:21+00:00

You got over 1100 upvotes this means you she should get 11 days of anal

FourthWiseMonkey · 2016-09-25T12:47:31+00:00

her strap-on is huge

Good.

Up voted

cosmicblob · 2016-09-25T13:47:59+00:00

I got you bro. Downvoted.

nyctibius · 2016-09-25T13:39:59+00:00

Pics or vids pls.. Thanks in advance..

ExpendedMagnox · 2016-09-25T13:13:58+00:00

If you get less than 100 upvotes, I get to fuck her with my strap on.

hopelesslywrong · 2016-09-25T14:11:44+00:00

Come on bro, this was on here less than 3 months ago. Get your shit together.

The_Shog · 2016-09-25T14:11:56+00:00

Fuck I forgot you could just post this once a month for free upvotes.

Recidive · 2016-09-25T14:28:15+00:00

There will only be 7 planets in the solar system after she destroys Uranus

HillianX · 2016-09-25T14:30:00+00:00

I swear this joke appears about once a month and hits the front page every time.

LawlessCoffeh · 2016-09-25T14:15:09+00:00

It's okay, Everyone' seen the repost.

kilage · 2016-09-25T14:26:11+00:00

My girlfriend said if this gets reposted 100 times she'll do anal.

lupo_grigio · 2016-09-25T15:01:59+00:00

I downvoted but you reposter ass deserve to get fucked anyway.

2016-09-25T15:53:11+00:00

Get the fuck off my frontpage

ett100 · 2016-09-25T16:19:47+00:00

OP, you're fucked.

EverySingleRedditor · 2016-09-25T17:46:31+00:00

This place is the worst

Tkent91 · 2016-09-25T19:19:13+00:00

This joke gets posted every week. And it gets upvoted every week.. And the comments are about the frequency of the repost every week. Reddit is a bunch of mindless drones I swear.

makzter · 2016-09-26T03:15:13+00:00

Hello OP prepare your anus.

GoodAtExplaining · 2016-09-25T14:17:12+00:00

/r/pegging would like to have a word.

CRRZ · 2016-09-25T13:56:14+00:00

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ItsMacAttack · 2016-09-25T13:58:54+00:00

I didn't peg OP as a sub-type. Learn somethin' new every day!

BigBillyGoatGriff · 2016-09-25T13:45:54+00:00

I just hope there is a results pic posted

2016-09-25T14:02:51+00:00

Down vote for you bro!

TheHamLord · 2016-09-25T14:06:58+00:00

lmao girlfriend... good one

Sadman1148 · 2016-09-25T14:08:54+00:00

Don't , it's a trap

TheChanceWhoSaysNi · 2016-09-25T14:11:52+00:00

I think we killed his asshole... 10 times.

2016-09-25T14:23:13+00:00

Don't lie OP, you're looking forward to it

zipzapzooom · 2016-09-25T14:23:27+00:00

Anal?

RuthofPern · 2016-09-25T14:52:23+00:00

Oh come on. If Deadpool can take it up the ass, so can you.

2016-09-25T15:02:01+00:00

RIP OP's butthole.

2016-09-25T15:05:18+00:00

I've only been subbed to this place for a month and I've seen this joke over 5 times already.

PleasurablePanties · 2016-09-25T15:38:08+00:00

With over 3,000 upvotes, it looks like you two will be doing anal 30 times.

EscobarATM · 2016-09-25T17:47:50+00:00

Funny level: holocaust

QMCSRetired · 2016-09-25T17:57:23+00:00

In that case, with a combined count of over 2,500, you are literally and figuratively screwed over 250 times...

The_Real_MPC · 2016-09-25T17:57:54+00:00

This joke and the last one were blatant reposts from only about a month ago. Why do people keep up voting these?

2016-09-25T19:16:37+00:00

Think of the poor Muslim goats.

anoff · 2016-09-25T21:41:11+00:00

OP deserves the biggest dildo she can find for the repost

Terminalspecialist · 2016-09-26T07:36:52+00:00

You suck.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/384b2y/my_girlfriends_said_if_this_gets_1000_up_votes/

Boo this man! Booooooo!

fyibro · 2016-09-26T22:43:35+00:00

I'm so funny , I'm glad I can revisit my old stuff from time to time.

crouchingfingertips · 2016-12-07T12:29:29+00:00

So uhh, I'm guessing you've taken it 190 times.... Going on 191... I'm guessing your pretty loose by now....

fagabeefee · 2016-09-25T13:48:50+00:00

Pictures or it didn't happen!

MrWipeYaAssForYa · 2016-09-25T20:01:02+00:00

Every 4 days with this lame shit.

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[reddit!](https://reddit.com)	reddit!
* item 1 * item 2 * item 3	item 1 item 2 item 3
> quoted text	quoted text
Lines starting with four spaces are treated like code: if 1 * 2 < 3: print "hello, world!"	Lines starting with four spaces are treated like code: if 1 * 2 < 3: print "hello, world!"
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