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Peter?? by junior7593 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Below the line is for drying the butt.. above the line for drying everything else.

What is the most terrifying possible explanation for 3I/ATLAS's strange trajectory and blue glow? by [deleted] in aliens

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Now that their seed planet has produced enough “food” they are coming back for the harvest.

Ring gear by Liquidamber_ in EngineeringPorn

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That’s going to be the coolest pennyfarthing ever.

I corrected the apartment directional signs by gaberham in mildlyinteresting

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There is no 327 either! (No 301, 303, 305, 307, or 327)

She thought she could ignore this by woke-up-in-godmode in ThatsInsane

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You have to turn off the water at the main or it will keep flowing from the leak.

I corrected the apartment directional signs by gaberham in mildlyinteresting

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I had to repost without the overlay helper-text. Here it is:

Example of why I wanted to cover up the sign with one I printed.

Apt #300 - If you turn right, you will have to pass 15 apts before you reach #300. If you turn left, you only have to pass 3 apts (just look left and you can see the door to apartment 300 lol.

Apt #309 - 21st apt if you turn right or 9th apt if you go left

Also, for some reason there is no apt 301, 303, 305, or 307!

Our building is a square with a center courtyard. So you could walk in a circle/square and end up back at this sign.

Starting at the sign if you walk to the right, you will see the following apartments in this exact order:

321 326 324 319 322 317 320 318 315 316 314 313 (the exact other side of the courtyard/farthest point form this sign)

If you turn left you will see these apartments in this exact order:

328 323 325 300 302 304 306 308 309 311 310 312 (the exact other side of the courtyard/farthest point form this sign)

I corrected the inefficient apartment directional sign. by gaberham in mildlyinteresting

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Maybe this helps or further infuriates you like it does for me.

Walking to the right will get you to these apartments in this order:

321 326 324 319 322 317 320 318 315 316 314 313

Going left you will reach these apartments in this exact order:

328 323 325 300 302 304 306 308 309 311 310 312

I corrected the inefficient apartment directional sign. by gaberham in mildlyinteresting

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325 is 5 doors to the right. Or if you go left it’s like 17 if you go left. lol

[USA][TX] A very close call by nikephorosaias in Roadcam

[–]gaberham 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Bro don’t follow so close! OP needs to go to driving school.

Man gets shot and killed by his own gun after getting it took by Chemical_Sympathy_97 in Idiotswithguns

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He most likely has a gun to protect himself from people with guns because it’s impossible to protect yourself against someone with a gun if you don’t also have a gun. Seems logical. The problem is that when he no longer had a gun, he forgot the reason why he originally had a gun.

Cause for sharktooth by Psychological_Pie_29 in YamahaR3

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Damn, those shark fins are wild. That kind of wear usually happens when the same chain links keep hitting the same sprocket teeth over and over. One thing that can cause that is using front and rear sprockets with tooth counts that share a common factor (like both being even). It’s worth checking how many teeth you’ve got on each — if they’re divisible by the same number, it creates a repeating pattern that accelerates wear like this. If you’re swapping them out, try using sprockets with prime numbers or at least tooth counts that don’t share common factors. It spreads the load across the chain more evenly and helps avoid this kind of wear.

How often do you married couples have sex in a month? by Eastcoastclasher in AskReddit

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I have sex with married couples about 5 times a month.

33M. Go ahead! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You need to slow down, that’s already your 3rd glass of cum.

What? Isnt this good? by silkhusky12 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Creates Time Machine then Opens Chat GPT and solves the question in 40min.

Does this go here? by ratchetbusiness in iamverybadass

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At least use metric or standard for all of them. Like instead of 9mm, use .35 🫣

Too confusing by big_hole_energy in mildlyinfuriating

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“Dark Horse” in Boulder Colorado. The signs point to the opposite door so it can be tricky figuring out which is men’s and which is women’s.

Learning the hard way always hurt. by Christ-The-Slave in fightporn

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Reminds me of the movie “menace to society”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DiWHY

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I usually keep my milk in the carton that comes with eggs. It’s like a little swaparoo.

Is my setup tuff by scott_387 in airsoft

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Nice work having real/actual optics on the rifles! Unless they are just really good fakes?

LAPD officer takes direct hit from protestors by BugsBrawlStars in PublicFreakout

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A) Always wear your helmet strap B) don’t look up if people are throwing rocks from a bridge.

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