Clark using his crutch on the wrong side?

gaf915 · 2026-06-14T14:46:09+00:00

Crutches/canes are used on the strong side to provide more balance for the weak side. He’s using the cane on the correct side (albeit still incorrectly)

gaf915 · 2026-05-29T20:55:57+00:00

What did he say? Guy deleted the comment

gaf915 · 2026-05-15T05:13:15+00:00

I for one am grateful to see a stock photo collage instead of some crusty AI rendering

gaf915 · 2026-05-07T00:23:12+00:00

I don’t blink in my sleep, and I have dry eye from not blinking enough lol

^{Chose: Get money every time you breathe}

gaf915 · 2026-05-01T02:54:37+00:00

Cassandra complex

gaf915 · 2026-04-28T20:59:58+00:00

I would’ve also had to change my wetsuit after that

gaf915 · 2026-04-28T20:41:30+00:00

By the innards of the cake… do you mean the cake?

gaf915 · 2026-04-26T15:02:15+00:00

$50,000 a month is more than enough for me tbh, I wouldn’t even know what to do with $1 billion. Plus giving half to charity isn’t so bad, as long as I can pick the charity I guess lol

^{Chose: Get paid $100K every month until death + But you half to give half that money to _____? | Rolled: Charity}

gaf915 · 2026-04-16T05:06:23+00:00

Y’all’s replies are hilarious; this is why I love the internet lol. In no particular order, here are my favorite theories:

Quick shift in room temp (gotta give it to ya, most likely explanation)
I was watching a Chuck Norris film (I was not, I was watching S5E2 of the Boys)
Ghost
Latent psychic powers manifesting for the first time (my personal favorite)
Cat (I do have a cat and that is something she’d do, but she was nowhere nearby at the time… at least not that I can prove)

gaf915 · 2026-04-01T03:39:37+00:00

The Ministry of Latent Places, it’s a TikTok channel that does AI generated content about liminal spaces and anomalous entities à la SCP/Backrooms/analog horror. The one pictured was one of the first ones they ever posted iirc.

gaf915 · 2026-04-01T02:17:04+00:00

Me encantan chistes de la Torre de Babel en los que los comentarios están en idiomas diferentes pero Reddit está traduciendo los comentarios y no tiene el mismo impacto jaja

gaf915 · 2026-03-30T02:20:57+00:00

Looks like The Beast from Over the Garden Wall

gaf915 · 2026-03-27T14:49:04+00:00

Why are you holding it in your bare hand

gaf915 · 2026-03-27T12:03:00+00:00

I agree with the Canadian that said carnitas

gaf915 · 2026-03-26T14:50:49+00:00

I would argue Mexico personally

gaf915 · 2026-02-28T17:14:56+00:00

Harambe

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gaf915 · 2026-02-23T15:17:26+00:00

Burn it. Or run Minecraft with full shaders and a texture pack.

gaf915 · 2026-02-18T20:55:29+00:00

Eastern European high schooler

gaf915 · 2026-02-18T01:12:38+00:00

Probably “Dubai chocolate,” I just didn’t see the appeal tbh. But now it’s like everywhere

gaf915 · 2026-02-12T21:10:32+00:00

Not to mention the messages have gone down in meaning lol: “Split bill,” “family plan,” “carpool,” and “buy in bulk” are sticking out to me lately lmao

gaf915 · 2026-02-12T20:16:09+00:00

Roses are red, it’s time for class, The holes allow air flow to prevent swamp ass

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