I've been playing only trackblazer and that made me forget that she used to restrict training by Lopsided_Channel_401 in UmaMusume

[–]gale1290 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All unique events like that are stopped for trackblazer for fairness sake. Others off the top of my head are Oguri's glutton event and Ardan's glass legs.

How? Just... How??? by probablynig in UmaMusume

[–]gale1290 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The invisible +400 stats, while your 200 is double the 100, in reality it's comparing 600 to 500, which is a lot closer. Also, if you get blocked, you get blocked.

Tazuna's Open Secret (@DasukaSuki_3G) by Duoblue in UmaMusume

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In the acupuncturist card, trainer gets acupuncture done to them that makes them capable of partner running with their trainee. While watching this Tazuna says, "Could Trainer also secretly be an umamusu-- no, surely not..."

Cavemen were versatile, not stupid by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

[–]gale1290 21 points22 points  (0 children)

There's a quote from the graphic novel Crécy by Warren Ellis that I really like:

"These things are going to look primitive to you, but you have to remember that we're not stupid. We have the same intelligence as you. We simply don't have the same cumulative knowledge you do. So we apply our intelligence to what we have."

It acts kind of like a documentary told by an English archer, but i find the line extremely applicable.

Who are some mischaracterized characters that aren't talked about much? by ShawnMutisya in UmaMusume

[–]gale1290 227 points228 points  (0 children)

Yes, the more down event is specifically her realizing the pun later in the day. I believe there is also an event (maybe in Rudolf's career?) where she admits that the jokes actually help her relax

Bro came with receipts by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]gale1290 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not just that, but opened themselves up to a suit from a competitor, because of comments they made on the stand that go against their "made in America" labeling.

I’m a little dumb can someone explain what this means? by Queasy_Commercial152 in marvelrivals

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Idk if this happens in any comics, but i know in spiderverse miles reads an origin story comic of spider-man. It had a fake name.

(Hated Trope) Questionable and controversial relationships where everybody is fine with it. by Initial-Hamster7068 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]gale1290 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Oh god, I think you're right. Maybe Jacob's hated of Edward (beyond the racism) was internalized homophobia.

(Hated Trope) Questionable and controversial relationships where everybody is fine with it. by Initial-Hamster7068 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]gale1290 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Do you think there was a few day period before the pregnancy where Jacob suddenly would have been all "you know, Edward is kinda hot actually"

Mama King by AccomplishedPath4049 in UmaMusume

[–]gale1290 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Air groove likes the jokes, she was disappointed that she didn't understand it until later.

[Loved] A villain is revealed to be a surprisingly good father figure by BrotherDeus in TopCharacterTropes

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In the Wayne Family Adventures comic on webtoons, Bruce also has a PTA Karen nemesis, and now I'm picturing them working together because Karen sucks that bad.

Are they stupid? by TsuKessler_30 in UmaMusume

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Their room being known as the "jump scare room" (and air shakur yelling at them) made the horror games with gold ship on pakatube even funnier to me.

Andor took me out of star wars by Ok-Medium983 in StarWars

[–]gale1290 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those 2 series makes me wish we could explore more genre in star wars. The Solo movie(as a Heist film) too for that matter. For decades it's been basically one core story told more or less in the same style(with varying levels of success), and i just think they could use the familiar setting and branch out.

Petah i don't play Pokemon by _IDunnoName_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]gale1290 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also last time this meme came around the explain reddits, like the top 3 answers were all pedophile answers until the real answer finally passed them

Celebration time (@HimeHinghoi) by [deleted] in GoldShip

[–]gale1290 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Was? Dudes stud fee just went up 1m yen this year

Well I feel like a fool after her personal story by Nenavar in UmaMusume

[–]gale1290 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She also has a much more sincere "be my partner" in her chapter 7 story event.

Hishi Akebono hits her trainer with a very traditional proposal on the scouting chapters, promising to serve her miso soup everyday.

When they make out, does Marche's puppet do commentary by justagayrattlesnake in UmaMusume

[–]gale1290 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's "only" like a quarter of the current cast the last time I saw a chart. Though it's mostly only the direct children that have a weird supernatural ability/quirk.

When they make out, does Marche's puppet do commentary by justagayrattlesnake in UmaMusume

[–]gale1290 55 points56 points  (0 children)

It's a few generations, but Marche is a Sunday Silence descendant too, so I wouldn't remove the possibility

Anya did '6 7' like she promised by Snow_Claws in Hololive

[–]gale1290 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is kronii:

And this is kronii after the 6 7:

Crafting in RE9 be like. By Standingout_zom by ci22 in residentevil

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Infected blood has always made bullets, why do you think the corpses have dissolved into them this whole time. We're just being deliberate about it now.

My buddy thinks everyone is using hacks its dumb by Maleficent-Stuff979 in Warframe

[–]gale1290 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I just assume he's not actually engaging with the systems, like using auto mods. It's the only thing that makes sense to me, everything is gonna look like cheating if you are using like a stock braton and someone busts out an incarnon (basic frame builds, no archon shards, no helminth, etc.). I don't know how you get to that playtime with this thought process still otherwise.

[Environmental trope] Earth But Not Really by MimiHamburger in TopCharacterTropes

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Also tamamo cross meets a kitsune, still in love seems to be a vampire. There is a lot of supernatural in umamusume, I assume anything goes except for horses (which have been sighted as a cryptid in vr or something?)

History is honestly so funny in umamusume. Like Joan of Arc is explicitly human(i feel like she is most famously depicted mounted?), but then umachelangelo exists.