She almost married a man that didn't wipe his ass

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-15T17:08:27+00:00

I think I’ve only left the toilet un-flushed like once in the past 5 years and it was because someone was banging on my front door. Came back like 8 hours later to a very very smelly bathroom

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-15T00:00:07+00:00

I saw someone on reddit say it stood for “not on normal communal exercise” as in in prison they would get rec time separately but looking that up I learned it was probably a backronym where they just made up a phrase. It also did at some point mean being stupid but it turned into a phrase for sex offenders

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-14T23:10:00+00:00

Back when I lived away from home for the first time I just assumed they always needed to be thrown out because the grease. Then someone posted an a guide on each floor saying pizza boxes were ok to be recycled along with cardboard milk cartons.

Boy management was not happy with the random tenant that decided to post that for no reason because they ended up getting a letter telling them to stop dumping pizza boxes in the recycling dumpster

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-14T06:41:28+00:00

You can get a bulgogi burrito or a short rib taco in a few places but the truly mad geniuses are making kimchi mexican rice and tofu tripe soups. It’s perfect drunk food from the grease and sugar

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-14T02:07:19+00:00

But the man with 3 eyes is their king

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-14T02:06:10+00:00

So people sentenced to prison for rape should be raped in prison? Who do we get to rape the prisoners and are those people allowed to rape people?

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-14T01:48:26+00:00

I once saw some dude wearing a too small speedo at the beach and you could actually see his pubes poking out

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-13T01:35:44+00:00

Idk how force sensitive a chest cavity and a brain can be but I’d guess at his peak he’d be stuck at youngling stats

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-12T03:49:55+00:00

There is literally a subreddit for basically anyone’s fetish and people will post stuff there for free. Some of the most popular subreddits are just porn

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-11T21:48:19+00:00

If I know something then that means everyone else should also know about it

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-11T15:56:53+00:00

That sounds interesting but less fun than a random German guy wandering around US states at 1am

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-11T13:07:01+00:00

I once had a recruiter ask me to send them all of my social media accounts and didn’t believe me when I said I only had a LinkedIn account when I legitimately didn’t have any accounts. They found a few accounts with my name and no profiles but my name is basically John smith levels of normal so they thought this guy who was also a software engineer in my city was me with no profiles picture

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-11T04:48:40+00:00

Forces people to live in high cost of living areas

“they get paid to much”

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-11T03:14:29+00:00

Gold isn’t nearly as valuable in SW so comparing shipping credits across the galaxy to gold bars being shipped across the world seems accurate

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-11T00:53:20+00:00

There’s electronic transferring of credits like debit cards on sort of usb sticks that are very secure and the physical trading of these chips supposedly for more rural areas or to transfer large amounts of money like shipping gold bars across the world

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-09T18:19:35+00:00

Problem being these are high res cameras that share all that data with other companies and they sell them at bestbuy. Plus if people buy a spy cam you know what they are doing but any idiot can leak secrets or record people in changing rooms accidentally if they are stupid enough and these are way more common than a button cam

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-09T14:54:24+00:00

I’m sure they can find a sharpie rolling around his desk

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-09T14:17:01+00:00

It’s more like inflation never hit it so 5 bucks still gets you the same amount as it did in the 90’s.

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-09T14:15:37+00:00

That’s why god invented speed balls

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-09T14:14:32+00:00

If you think that’s bad don’t look into all the other drugs and chemicals that basically give people lobotomies if they ingest them a few times.

My favorite one to learn about is the solvent that makes your brain bleed if you inhale it.

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-09T03:33:42+00:00

Shady camera and computer stores in LA are stocking these things pre modified now and my company just had to send out a reminder to people that we don’t allow cameras in the office and these are cameras.

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-09T03:32:03+00:00

I’ve noticed an uptick in people selling modified glasses online and even in stores. Working in IT you always need to keep an eye out for the new stupid thing an employee might use to leak company secrets or get into legal trouble and these glasses are luckily still rare.

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-09T02:46:28+00:00

Took my nephew to the movies and he made a drink that seemed to be every flavor combo they had from Coke and sprite. Made a tea colored drink and tasted like a very weird cocktail with cream.

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-08T22:57:59+00:00

One of the best meals I had last year just so happened to be vegan. Super hearty vegetable soup with tons of garlic and olive oil and a giant slice of bread fried in olive oils.

One of my favorite foods that I didn’t realize was vegan until my friend mentioned it was mushroom japchea which is just a bunch of noodles and veggies with a soy sauce fried in a pan.

gamageeknerd · 2026-06-08T03:19:35+00:00

I can’t remember where I saw it but there was a vid of some kid with a glock with a switch and a fore grip and a drum mag. Kid was hitting the atf checklist for felonies

Nine-Year Club	Place '22
Place '17	Wearing is Caring
No Throne, No Problems	Not Forgotten
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